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- This is a story about
-
- IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN M/W GO TO 1. FOR M/M GO TO 2. FOR W/W GO TO 3.
- FOR W/M GO TO 1. IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A STUPID STORY ABOUT A BOY WHO WANTED
- TO PLAY FOOTBALL BUT HE WAS CRIPPLED, GO TO 4.
-
- 1. Steve and Lisa.
-
- NOW GO TO 10.
-
- 2. Steve and Doug.
-
- NOW GO TO 10.
-
- 3. Lisa and Barbara.
-
- NOW GO TO 10.
-
- 4. a little boy named Albert who wanted to play football. Every day Albert
- would go to the football field oustide his school and watch the other
- little boys play football. Oh, how Albert would have liked to join them! But
- he couldn't, because Albert had to walk in crutches. Albert was crippled,
- and he could not run like the other boys. Albert practiced every day
- throwing
- footballs, hoping that the other little boys would let him play because he
- could throw the football so far. "Gosh," said Albert to himself, "I wish
- that
- I could run like those other boys." "Maybe one day you will," said a
- voice that did not belong to Albert. Albert turned to see who had spoken to
- him. It was a man
-
- IF YOU WANT THE MAN TO MAKE A PASS AT ALBERT GO TO 6. IF YOU WANT THE
- MAN TO HAVE A CRIPPLED DAUGHTER WHOM ALBERT PLAYS DOCTOR WITH GO TO 7.
- IF YOU WANT THE MAN TO BE A FOOTBALL COACH WHO HAS A SON WITH A TERRIBLKE
- DISEASE AND WHO MANAGES TO GET ALBERT ON THE TEAM, GO TO 5.
-
- 5. Albert had seen amny times before. His name was
- Mr. White, the football coach. "Oh yes," said Albert, his voice trembling
- with emotion. "I can't think of anything in the whole wide world that I'd
- like more!"
-
- NOW GO TO 8.
-
- 6. whom Albert had seen hanging around in the mall.
- He wore a trenchcoat, and seemed to be wearing short pants, because
- Albert could see the man's hairy legs sticking out from under the trench-
- coat.
-
- IF YOU WANT ALBERT TO BE AFRAID, GO TO 9. OTHERWISE GO TO 12.
-
- 7. pushing a wheelchair in which a little girl
- was sitting. "I'll let you sit in my wheelchair if you let me try
- out your crutches," the little girl said.
-
- IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE AS THOUGH THE MAN WASN'T THERE, GO TO 11.
- OTHERWISE IF YOU GO TO 13, THE MAN WILL INTERFERE.
-
- 8. "What's your name, little boy?" asked the man. Albert
- politely told the man his name.
-
- IF YOU WANT THE MAN TO ASK ALBERT HOW OLD HE IS, GO TO 14 (I THINK).
- IF YOU JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH THIS STORY THEN GO TO 15.
-
- 9. The man had a funny look in his eye, which made Albert afraid.
- He thought of running home and calling the police. But suddenly the
- man grabbed Albert and put his hand over Albert's mouth.
-
- IF YOU'RE FED UP WITH THIS AND YOU WANT THE COPS TO CATCH THE MAN
- BEFORE HE DOES ANYTHING TO HARM POOR LITTLE ALBERT, THEN GO TO 16.
- OTHERWISE GO TO 17.
-
- 10. Wow were they hot! They just came from the sauna and they both
- felt like lobsters. There was just one thing to do, and that was
- fuck!
-
- NOW GO TO 18.
-
- 11. Okay, said Albert. He slipped out of his crutches, catching himself on the
- side of the girl's wheelchair.
-
- NOW GO TO 18.
-
- 12. "Wow mister," exclaimed Albert, "that sure is a neat coat! Can I try it
- on?" "Sure" said man, opening it up. Albert gasped. For underneath the
- coat
-
- NOW GO TO 18.
-
- 13. "Just wait one moment," said the man. He was the girl's father. "You kids
- are going to hurt yourselves."
-
- NOW GO TO 18.
-
- 14. "That's a very nice name," said the man. "And how old are you, Albert?"
-
- OK, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS STORY.
-
- 15. "Well Albert," said the man, "I'll bet you didn't know that I have a son
- just like you who has no arms."
-
- TRY TO GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
-
- 16. Suddenly, a gigantic police car turned the corner. Albert never felt
- so happy to see a policeman!
-
- PHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL! WELL KIDS, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT STORY.
-
- 17. The man pulled out a knife. All of a sudden Albert's life started
- flashing before his eyes.
-