home *** CD-ROM | disk | FTP | other *** search
- My wife, Deborah, often tells me "bedtime stories" of her sexual
- adventures. Some of them I know are true, either because I was there, or
- because she has corroborative evidence. Some of them, I'm sure, are
- fictional. Others, I'm just not sure about.
- This story is one I'm not sure about. It's set back before we were
- married, when we were in college. We went to different schools, a couple
- hundred miles apart, so I couldn't really keep tabs on her (or visa-versa,
- for that matter). She did deliver pizzas on a bike for a while, so the story
- she tells could have happened, but I don't have any solid evidence one way or
- the other. I'm inclined to suspect that she at least partly made it up for
- my entertainment. I suspect Deb would have handled this situation a lot
- better in real life.
- This is the story as Deb tells it (albeit, with my title).
-
- Hot Pizza
-
- It had been a long day. It seemed like everybody in town was having a
- party to celebrate the beginning of spring break. The only thing that saved
- me from utter exhaustion was that most of the frat types were in Florida
- already, so I just had to deal with the ones who couldn't afford the trip.
- I'd been pedalling all over town, dropping off half a dozen with pepperoni
- here, ten with everything there, and seven mushroom and olive everywhere else
- (Ick. I hate mushrooms and olives). By the time I got to the last delivery
- before my shift ended, I was beat. I was also freezing, since it was one of
- those god-awful spring days that make you think the seasons have gone back to
- winter to try again. When I saw it was clouding up, I was really pissed.
- Sure enough, halfway up the hill to Frat Row, the rain started. It
- didn't just drizzle, it poured buckets. If it was raining cats and dogs,
- they must have been lions and dire wolves. The pizzas were warm and dry in
- their insulated bag, but I was soaked and shivering by the time I got to the
- house that had ordered them. I must have been quite a sight with my nipples
- tight from the cold, clearly visible through the thin, white T-shirt that
- Crusty's Pizza insisted was a delivery uniform.
- I rang the bell, and stood there dripping on the mat until someone
- opened it.
- "Jesus, you're wet!" was the first thing he said. "C'mon in and dry off
- a bit while I find some money. How much are they?"
- "Thirty-seven fifty," I told him stepping inside. "Any chance you could
- spare me a towel?"
- "No problem. Be right back."
- He disappeared down the hall, and came back a couple of minutes later
- with two twenties, a big, fluffy bath towel, and a can of beer. He handed me
- the money and towel, and I handed him the pizzas. The usual juggling act
- wasn't made any easier by the fact that he had opened the beer, and the
- inevitable happened. We missed the handoff on the towel, and it started to
- fall. We both reached to catch it, and he tipped the beer a little too far.
- I wound up with the better part of a can of Budweiser poured over my head.
- I don't like beer to begin with, and I certainly don't like it dripping down
- my face and the back of my neck.
- I screamed at him. This last frustration was the absolute last straw,
- and I told him exactly what sort of clumsy, brain-damaged idiot I thought he
- was. He took it calmly and waited for me to run down. When I ran out of
- things to call him, he just said "Would you take some of that back if I
- offered to run your clothes through the washer while you take a shower?"
- What can you say to an offer like that except yes? I couldn't think of
- any other way to answer him. I borrowed the phone to call my boss and tell
- him I was going straight home, and that I'd bring in the last delivery's
- money when I came in the next day, and then followed my host down the hall to
- the visitor's bathroom.
- "Just dump your clothes outside the door, and I'll run 'em downstairs,"
- he said. "When they're dry, I'll hook 'em on the outside doorknob."
- Something about that didn't sound quite right, but, it wasn't until I
- had stripped, handed my clothes out to him from behind the door, locked the
- door, and gotten under the water, that I realized what it was. Did he really
- expect me to stay in here for an hour and a half? I shrugged to myself,
- figuring I'd worry about it after the shower.
- The bathroom was the typical institutional type, with two open toilet
- stalls and a single shower stall without a curtain on the right, and a couple
- of sinks on the left wall, under the usual huge mirror. Depressing as hell,
- but the way I was feeling, I wouldn't have cared if it had been a bucket to
- dump over my head, as long as it was HOT!
- I just luxuriated under the water for a long couple of minutes, then
- began to rinse the beer out of my hair. By the time my hair was clean, the
- hot water had begun to ease my mood. I saw a motion out of the corner of my
- eye, but when I looked around, the only things there were the sinks and the
- mirror above them.
- I started soaping my body when my attention was distracted by another
- movement. This time I was looking in the right direction, and I saw that
- something was moving behind the mirror! I realized the frat boys had
- installed a one-way mirror that wasn't quite as one-way as they had hoped.
- My first impulse was to dive for cover, but I realized there really
- wasn't any. My second impulse was to turn my back, but I really couldn't see
- any advantage to me in forcing them to look at my butt instead of my tits and
- pussy. I finally decided to go with my third impulse and give them a bit of
- a show. To tell the truth, the thought of a bunch of strangers watching me
- in the shower was turning me on.
- Mind you, I wasn't about to go out of my way for their thrills, but I
- did spend more time than I usually do soaping my pussy and tits, and I did
- "accidentally" drop the soap once, giving them a good rear view when I bent
- over to pick it up. All in all, it was one of the nicer showers I'd had,
- what with all the free hot water I wanted -- not to mention the cheap thrills
- for one and all -- so I was feeling pretty good when I decided I'd had
- enough. I turned off the water and grabbed the towel that had started the
- whole mess.
- I wasn't sure how long I'd been in the shower, so I figured there was at
- least a chance that my clothes would be dry, so I wrapped the towel around
- myself and stuck my head out the door to check. I wasn't particularly
- surprised that there weren't any clothes there. My host was, however, and
- the bulge in his pants showed that he, at least, hadn't gotten his rocks off
- watching me.
- "I just put your stuff in the dryer," he said. "You wanna hang out in
- there 'til it's ready, or do you wanna come upstairs and see if we can find
- you a robe or something while you wait?"
- I'm not an idiot, so I figured he had more in mind than just finding me
- a robe, but the prospect wasn't that dismal. Actually, the idea was sounding
- more and more attractive the more I thought about it. Men are more fun than
- vibrators, after all, and either one is better than sitting around a wet
- bathroom with no clothes and nothing to do.
- With that in mind, I took another look at him. He was medium height,
- kind of weedy looking, although not quite to the level of scrawny. He had
- dark, straight hair and glasses. Not my idea of a dream stud, but quite
- acceptable, especially given that the glasses were reasonably fashionable,
- and not held together with electrical tape.
- "Upstairs, you said?"
- He pointed down the hall behind me. "First door on the left at the
- top." As I started up the stairs in front of him, he added "I'm Mark, by the
- way."
- Thinking fast, I told him my name was Betty. I didn't think it was
- likely, but just in case he decided to try to track me down later, I didn't
- want to make it easy for him. Betty was actually the name of the TA who
- taught my Calculus class. She had just handed back a test that day, and I
- was none to pleased with my D. I entertained a brief fantasy of Mark calling
- every Betty in the campus phone book, and bugging her, preferably at 3 a.m.
- I reached the top of the stairs and opened the door on the left. "Would
- you get the light?" Mark said. "It's on a string in the middle of the room."
- I took a couple of steps forward, waving my arms to find the string. Just as
- I found it, I heard the door close behind me. I pulled the string, and found
- myself in (no surprise) a bedroom. The surprise was in the number of people
- in the room. In addition to Mark, there were five other guys. Standing
- around, leaning against the walls. Stark naked. Looking at me dressed in
- nothing but a towel.
- I whirled around to confront Mark, nearly losing my towel in the
- process. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" I demanded, a rather
- stupid question, especially as he was pulling his shirt off even as I spoke.
- "Well," Mark replied calmly, "I did say that if you came upstairs, we'd
- see what we could find for you to wear." He started to pull off his pants.
- "Plural, you know," he added.
- "So what you're saying is that if I, uh, service all six of you, you'll
- loan me something to wear until my clothes are dry? Doesn't sound like much
- of a deal to me."
- "Actually no," said one of the guys behind me. "What he's saying is
- that by the time we finish fucking you, your clothes will be dry, and we'll
- get them for you."
- "Sex, clothes. No sex, no clothes," chimed in another one. "That sound
- like a better deal?"
- At this point, I figured I had three choices: I could make a break for
- it, and even if I got out the door, what would I do then? Have you ever
- tried to ride a bike dressed in nothing but a bath towel? Me neither, and I
- didn't really want to try it. I could try and talk my way out of it, with
- roughly the same chance of success as winning the lottery two weeks in a row.
- Or I could, as the saying goes, cooperate with the inevitable, and file rape
- charges later. I took a quick look around the room at the six of them, and
- thought about how long it had been since I had last had sex. "Hell," I
- thought, "I might even enjoy it, if I'm lucky."
- "I guess you've got a deal," I said, reluctantly. All six of them
- started forward. I hastily continued, "On one condition. You guys want a
- gang-bang. That I can handle, I guess, but I'm not about to take you all on
- at once. You guys want to do this, you do it one at a time, and in order of
- dick size. If I'm going to take you all, I need some warm-up before I get to
- the big ones." I glanced at Mark. "That'd make you first, you bastard," I
- added as I dropped the towel.
- He blushed. I'd never seen a guy blush all the way from his head to his
- nuts. It's quite a sight. I smiled to myself when his buddies chuckled.
- "She's got your number, Mark," one of them said. "If that's the way she
- wants it, I can live with it."
- "OK, OK, you pricks. If that's it, that's it. Just remember who isn't
- gonna be getting sloppy seconds," Mark replied. Turning to me, he said "Get
- on your knees next to the bed, bend over, and lean your arms on it."
- I started to comply, and then had a nasty thought. I turned to look at
- him, and past him to the rest of them. "Make sure you aim right. Don't let
- your habits get the best of you, because the first guy who tries to put his
- cock in my ass is going to have it ripped off." I was pleased to see a
- couple of their faces take on a very thoughtful look.
- I got into the position Mark had demanded, and then had to wait while
- someone ran downstairs for a padded footstool, since in that position my
- pussy was several inches too low for them to get at. When he returned, I
- knelt on the stool, and Mark approached me again.
- "That's better," I heard him say, just before I was rammed forward as he
- thrust all the way into me in one stroke. Fortunately for me, his prick was
- not only short, no more than five inches, but was unusually skinny as well.
- He didn't even stretch me noticeably.
- This is not a position that gives me much pleasure under the best of
- circumstances, and Mark had neither the interest or the ability to maximize
- what little potential it offered. I was tempted to sneak my hand back and
- give my clit a little stimulation, but decided I wasn't about to give him the
- satisfaction, even if it would have made me more comfortable. As he thrust
- in and out, I was grateful that the activity in the shower had gotten me a
- little lubricated, and that his cock was as skinny as it was. A little
- larger, or a little less lubrication, and I would have been rubbed raw. As
- it was, I merely hoped that his lack of subtlety signalled an equal lack of
- experience, and therefore a quick cum.
- He fucked me hard and fast, while I concentrated on moving enough to
- make it look like I was involved, without moving enough to actually help him.
- My prayers were answered, as it wasn't long at all before I felt his cum
- spurting into me. As soon as he came, I started to feel a little bit guilty.
- He'd been nice enough before he pulled his little trick. He and I probably
- would even have had a good time if things had gone as I had expected they
- would when we came upstairs.
- Mark pulled out of my cunt, and I felt his cum begin to drip out, and
- run down my leg. I heard the second guy take his place behind me, and
- decided that feeling guilty was stupid. Mark deserved to lose whatever
- pleasure he didn't get for what he had done. "Your loss, buddy," I thought
- to myself as cock number two pressed against the entrance to my hole.
- This one was noticeably larger than Mark's, but its owner was rather
- more considerate. He teased me a bit, rubbing the tip up and down the length
- of my slit, lubricating it with Mark's cum, before he pushed slowly into me.
- As he began moving in and out with long, slow strokes, I reached down and
- started to rub myself. Number Two (shades of the Village) was much better
- than Mark had been, and giving myself some stimulation didn't hurt any
- either, so I was almost disappointed when he lurched forward, firing his hot
- juices deep into me.
- Number Three was almost a gentleman. He started by running his hands up
- and down my back for a moment, easing the strain of staying on my hands and
- knees. He then reached around me, caressed my breasts, and whispered in my
- ear, "I hope you're protected."
- "You might have mentioned that thought a little sooner," I whispered
- back. "If it will make you feel any better, though, yes, I am."
- "Sorry. I didn't think of it until I saw what was running down your
- leg." He chuckled then, as he straightened up and slid his hard shaft into
- me. "Thank heaven for Ortho Pharmaceuticals," he added. I could only agree.
- I started to reach for my clit again, and found he had beaten me to it.
- I sighed in mounting pleasure as he synchronized the strokes of his cock with
- the rubbing of his finger. Making the most of the situation, I matched his
- motion, giving him the best fuck I could under the circumstances.
- Unfortunately, I gave him a better fuck than I should have. I was just
- beginning to think I might cum, when he gasped "Oh, yes, Baby, YES," and blew
- his wad.
- I didn't get the chance to see if he'd stick around to help me cum, as
- Number Four elbowed him out of the way and impaled me with the largest cock
- yet. From his first vicious thrust, I knew he was out to make up for Number
- Three's relative consideration. The only thing that kept me from screaming
- in pain was the three loads of cum that had already been deposited in my
- pussy, keeping me well lubricated. He was thrusting so hard that my head was
- just about banging into the wall on the far side of the bed. "Hey, slow
- down," I called back to him. "I'm not going anywhere. Take your time."
- "Damn right you're not," he said. He added over his shoulder, "Hey,
- Paul, 'ja hear that? She wants me to slow down. I guess she likes it or
- something." He slowed down a little, enough that I stopped worrying about a
- concussion, so I let the subject drop.
- "How is she?" the next guy in line asked.
- "Nice and tight," he replied. "Getting kinda squishy, though."
- "Better pull out when you cum, then," his buddy said. "Don't make it
- any worse for the rest of us."
- "No prob," Number said, pulled his prick out of me, and started jerking
- it. It was such a relief to have it out, that it took a minute for what they
- had been saying to register.
- "Hey!" I yelled, turning my head around as I started to say something
- stupid about not wanting my hair full of cum. I was too slow. I got my head
- turned just in time to catch the first long spurt in my face. My sentence
- turned into a sputter as I jerked my head back and started rubbing it on the
- bed-covers to clean off. I felt the next couple of spurts hit the back of my
- head and shoulders before the pressure fell off, and he finished up dripping
- onto my butt.
- "Shit! You stupid bastard, why do you think I wanted you in order of
- cock size? I needed that for lubrication."
- "Not my problem, Babe," he said with a distinctly self-satisfied smirk.
- Turning to the next guy in line, he said "She's all youerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk".
- His involuntary interjection was the result of my foot becoming intimately
- acquainted with his nuts.
- I briefly considered following my kick with a break for the door, but I
- knew my chances of getting past the rest of them were pretty slim -- and I
- still didn't want to run home naked. I turned to the two guys still waiting
- for their turns. "Either of you two think we're making a porn flick here?
- If you do, you might as well step up to where I can reach you, and we'll save
- a little time." They both looked at their buddy moaning on the floor, and
- shook their heads. "OK then. Let's get on with it, and get it over with."
- "That's hardly romantic," Mark said.
- "You're a fine one to talk. If you think this is a romantic situation,
- you must have gone to reform school instead of high school." I turned to the
- next guy in line. "Ready?" At his nod, I resumed my position against the
- bed.
- Not surprisingly, he seemed a bit nervous as he approached me, but once
- he got his cock into me without getting kicked, he seemed to relax. I was
- starting to get a bit sore from the stretching, and this guy's cock wasn't
- helping things any. It was definitely the biggest one I had ever taken, and
- I breathed a mental sigh of relief when he entered me slowly, and kept his
- strokes slow as well. Again I started rubbing my clit, and I was getting
- into it enough that the pain was starting to recede behind the pleasure when
- he groaned and blasted his cum into me.
- As Number Five stepped back, the guys who had already had their turns
- started cheering.
- "Alright, Big Tony!"
- "Give her all of it!"
- "Nail 'er big guy!"
- I looked around to see what all the fuss was about, and got my first
- good look at Big Tony -- or, more precisely, at why they called him that.
- Tony wasn't particularly big, maybe 5'10", and 180 pounds, but his prick sure
- was. My first, horrified thought was that he had had a baseball bat grafted
- to his crotch, but a longer look didn't reassure me much. It was at least a
- foot long, and a good three inches in diameter. His cock was a pretty good
- match in size for my forearm, and the head wasn't noticeably smaller than my
- fist. My unconscious cry of "Holy shit!" was answered by laughter from the
- onlookers, and an apologetic grin from Big Tony. He was obviously used to
- that reaction.
- "You're not gonna back out, are you?" he asked me, and I realized that
- he must be used to women turning him down when they saw what he had to offer.
- I felt sorry for him, and wondered if he had ever found one who would go all
- the way with him. I knew that I'd hate myself if I disappointed him, given
- that I was as well stretched and lubricated as I'd ever been.
- "Not if you take it slowly," I assured him, trying to sound confident,
- rather than nervous. I felt his cock-head against the mouth of my pussy, and
- relaxed the muscle as far as possible. He pushed slowly into me, and I felt
- as though his cock was dragging my pussy-lips so far inside that I wondered
- if I was going to turn outside-in. He got a couple of inches in, and then
- reversed direction, and I thought I was going to turn inside-out.
- The second stroke was easier, thanks to the cum smeared along the first
- few inches of his shaft. He proceeded that way, pushing in an inch or so
- further with each stroke, until I felt his belly hit my butt.
- "Sonufabitch," Big Tony cried, "I'm all the way in! Damn, that feels
- good!" I was too busy wondering if I was going to be ripped in half to
- respond with anything more than a moan, but he didn't seem to care. He
- started stroking in and out, slowly enough at first, but then picking up
- speed as he got more and more excited, and I stretched enough to make it
- possible.
- About then, I discovered something. I'd never gotten much clitoral
- stimulation from the doggy position before, but I found that with a big
- enough cock it works just fine -- and Big Tony's was big enough. By the time
- this realization hit me, Big Tony was well past thirty-three and a third, and
- getting close to forty-five. I sent up a silent prayer that he'd never get
- to seventy-eight, and abandoned myself to the sensation of being stuffed like
- a Thanksgiving turkey.
- The pleasure rapidly swamped the pain, and my moans of pain quickly
- became one continuous moan of pleasure. For the second time I found myself
- mere seconds from orgasm, and for the second time I was disappointed, as Tony
- bellowed with the pleasure, dumping the frustration of at least ten years of
- getting nothing more than a hand-job -- and an enormous load of cum -- into
- my pussy.
- I was ready to weep with frustration when Tony whispered in my ear, "You
- were almost there, weren't you? Don't worry, you've got one more chance. If
- anybody can get you off, it's Zeke."
- I was a little puzzled; I had thought Big Tony was the last one waiting
- for a crack at my crack, but before I could say anything, I felt a tongue
- begin to work on my cunt. I stopped thinking; I always do when someone goes
- down on me. Good as it felt, though, something was bothering me, and I
- finally figured out what it was. What kind of a frat boy would not only go
- down on a woman in front of his frat mates, but would eat the cum they had
- already left in her?
- I had to see this paragon, so I looked around, and then fell off the
- stool trying to get away. Zeke was a dog; a St. Bernard-cross, to be exact!
- No wonder he hadn't cared who was watching him eat cum. I realized that part
- of what had been bothering me was the length and flexibility of his tongue,
- but it had felt so good I had done my best to ignore the oddity.
- Mark and Number Four were laughing hysterically; they had obviously
- brought Zeke in while I was absorbed with Big Tony. The others were turned
- on at the sight, they all looked disappointed when I pushed Zeke away.
- Between laughs, Mark said, "What do you think you're doing? You agreed to
- fuck us all to get your clothes back."
- "Yeah, but he's not one of you," I replied.
- "Sure he is. Zeke's the house mascot. If that doesn't make him one of
- us, I don't know what would."
- "He wasn't here when we made the deal."
- "Nobody said anything about being here. You agreed to fuck us all to
- get your clothes. Zeke's one of us, so if you don't fuck him, you don't get
- your clothes. Besides, look at him. He's obviously desperate. If you don't
- fuck him now that he's turned on, we'll have to report you to the ASPCA." He
- started laughing again.
- I'm not stupid enough to be convinced by any of Mark's arguments. The
- truth is, I was almost frustrated enough to give Mark a second chance just so
- I could cum. I was grateful to have an alternative. As Mark said, "Besides,
- you liked him well enough before you saw who he was."
- I let myself be persuaded, and got back up on the stool, reflecting on
- the appropriateness of the doggy position. Seeing me in a position he
- recognized, Zeke came back over to me and started lapping at my cunt again.
- I spread my legs a little further apart to give him better access, and
- he took full advantage. His tongue slid inside me, wriggling at the walls of
- my pussy, rapidly turning me on again. After a minute or so, he stopped
- licking, and I felt his forepaws on my back. He walked forward, and began
- hunching his spine, trying to get his doggy-dick into me. After two
- unsuccessful thrusts that came perilously close to my asshole, I reached back
- and grabbed his cock, guiding it into me.
- Zeke wasn't as big as Tony, but he was bigger than any of the other
- guys, and I was pleased to discover that he was big enough to give me the
- stimulation I needed. I was less pleased when I felt his knot slide into me.
- That was enough to make his cock even thicker than Big Tony's, and I wasn't
- sure I could take it.
- Somehow, though, I did. Once inside me, Zeke started a frantically fast
- stroke that quickly had me clawing at the bed-sheets. When he howled and
- started pumping his doggy-cum into me, I felt my cunt clamp down as the first
- throes of my orgasm shook me. The combination of my repeated frustration and
- the sheer depravity of doing it with a dog contributed at least as much to
- the mind-wrenching quality of my orgasm as the purely physical stimulation of
- Zeke's big cock. It wasn't until well after Zeke was finished that I came
- down enough to turn my untidy sprawl across the bed into a seat on the
- footstool.
- I rested there for a minute, six pairs of eyes studiously avoiding mine.
- (Zeke I didn't count. He was in the corner, licking his cock clean as it
- retreated into its sheath.) When I felt steady enough to stand, I grabbed
- the towel I had abandoned on the floor. "I'm going to the bathroom to clean
- up," I announced. "When I come out, I expect my clothes to be outside the
- door waiting for me."
- I didn't want to take the time for a full-fledged cleanup. I just
- rinsed the worst of the flows of semen from my legs, promising myself a
- thorough wash when I got home. When I left the bathroom, Number Three was
- standing there holding my clothes.
- "I didn't want to just leave them on the floor. That didn't seem right,
- somehow," he said, handing them to me, and ignoring the dirty look I gave
- him. He handed me my money belt, adding, "We put in a couple of extra bucks
- for you; to make up for Zeke, and all."
- Somehow I refrained from telling him that Zeke had been better than the
- lot of them. It wasn't quite true, and the guy was trying to apologize, so
- I just mumbled thank you, and headed for the front door.
- He followed me down the hall, and as I opened the door, he said, "It's
- still pouring out there. You want me to give you a ride home?"
- If I had been reluctant to let Mark know who I was before the events of
- the evening, I certainly wasn't about to let any of these guys know where I
- lived now. "No thanks," I said. "I've gotta get my bike home, too."
- I righted the bike, started to swing my leg across the frame, and
- stopped with it half raised when my much-abused crotch gave me a warning
- twinge. Deciding that I wasn't in the mood for the amount of pain riding
- would have entailed, I elected to walk.
- Halfway down the hill, I discovered another reason not to ride. The
- larger part of six loads of cum had done a rather good job of soaking the
- crotch of my jeans. Even if I had wanted to ride, I was probably too
- slippery to stay on the seat.
-
-