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- The HEAT
-
- by
- James Charles Lynn
-
-
- 1
-
-
- On July 11th, the temperature in downtown Willyville topped 94
- degrees, a considerable jump from the high of 78 the previous day. The
- high pressure area that Bob Katt, the weather forcaster for TV station
- KNUT, had been predicting all week had finally arrived. The sun sat hot
- and brassy in a sky devoid of clouds. Bob Katt had predicted that the
- temperature would only increase for the rest of the week, at least. The
- heat wave had begun.
-
- Three days later the temperature broke 100 and everybody knew the
- heat was here to stay. The air was hot and heavy. Those unfortunate
- enough to be working outside or without benefit of air conditioning
- groaned and cursed the sun, giver of all life and bringer of all
- misery.
-
- Skin became a much more common sight as uncomfortable humans
- stripped down to the bare neccessities, if not farther, in search of
- some relief. As clothes fell away, so did inhibitions as the human, the
- horniest animal on earth (who was actually capable of becoming sexually
- aroused at the mere sight of the uncovered body of a fellow human of the
- preferred sex! Imagine that!) began to follow the urges that nature had
- imbued them and that they themselves had honed to a fine and wonderous
- art.
-
- In other words, once the night cooled off, they started fucking
- like rabbits.
-
- But human nature can be a two edged sword, and while one edge was
- sweet, the other was very bitter indeed. Hot weather and its attendant
- ills caused tempers to flare where they otherwise would have been held
- with discretion. Many great home truths, which had been considerately
- unmentioned by friends, lovers, relatives, etc., suddenly came out in
- full force with the expected arguments and fights following. Frustration
- at the endless discomfort caused human to strike out at fellow human in
- a futile substitute for lashing back at the true source of their
- aggravation, a safe 93 million miles out of reach. The local
- constabulary spent a great portion of their time quelling these
- arguments. Of course, being human and just as uncomfortable as everybody
- else, their tempers were somewhat shorter than they would normally have
- been, and guess who they took it out on? Quite a number of offenders
- made their way to the local lockup by way of the local emergency room.
-
- But all of this was simply human nature, and none of it was very
- serious, at least not on a grand scale. Civilization had survived much
- worse. But on a personal level some of the catastropies were very
- serious. Some lives were changed completely. One such person who'd had
- his life changed by the heat was Harold Sykes. And here's what
- happened...
-
- -o-
-
- The moon poured in through the open window, flooding the bedroom
- with an eerie half light. The air was warm, a pleasant 75 degrees.
- Perfect temperature for nudity. Cindi settled back on the pillow with a
- satisfied sigh of pleasure not yet faded to memory. Harold still kneeled
- on the bed between her knees, his erection pounding almost painfully
- against his belly. The moonlight spilled across her nude, fluid form,
- and he lovingly eyed her firm, small breasts, still hard nippled in the
- aftermath of her orgasm. His eyes roamed down her smooth, taut belly to
- the wiry mass of her pubic hair, where he had but moments ago spent so
- much time carefully and artistically bringing her to a powerful climax.
- Whatever else you could say about his performance in the sack, he knew
- how to give head. It was one of the skills he was especially proud of.
-
- But enough wool-gathering (bad pun intended). Harold leaned
- forward, placing his hands on the bed on either side of her. He kissed
- her fully and deeply as he gently lowered his weight onto her. For a
- moment they simply lay there, as he savored the full body contact, the
- feel of her naked skin against his own. Then he raised his hips and she
- gently guided him into her.
-
- For Harold, at least, no sensation in the world could ever compare
- to the warm, slinky feeling of penetration. He thrust deep, and her hips
- moved in response. His excitement towered to new heights, and his balls
- ached for release. Take it slow, take it slow. He kissed her again and
- ran his hand along her side, from thigh to shoulder, feeling, touching,
- loving.
-
- He began to pump in a slow sinuous rhythem, her hips moving with
- his. Her legs raised and locked around his waist as her hands moved
- along his back. Her breathing became short and rapid, and Harold knew
- she was building to another orgasm. With each thrust, his own pleasure
- mounted to a new height until finally he poised, breathless, at the
- brink. Too soon, too soon...
-
- Too late. He cried out as his seed shot into the warm depths of her
- body. Face straining, he pumped again, one last time, trying to squeeze
- what last litle bit of feeling might be left after that almost painful
- explosion of pleasure. Then he collapsed on top of her, exhausted.
-
- For an endless time he lay, gathering strength. Finally it soaked
- into his sated conciousness that something was wrong. Cindi lay beneath
- him wooden, unmoving. He looked down into eyes that stared back with
- cold fury. "What- what's the matter?"
-
- The anger in her eyes flared as she placed her hands on his chest
- and pushed him off. Her strength was surprising, and Harold fairly flew
- against the wall by the bed. Blinking back stars, he looked at her in
- confusion.
-
- "God dammit!" she yelled.
-
- Frightened now, Harold could only gasp, "What... what..."
-
- "You didn't even try to make it last!" Hands on hips, her bare
- breasts jiggled fetchingly as she shouted. But Harold wasn't exactly
- fetched at the moment.
-
- "I sure did try! It's not my fault-"
-
- "The fuck it isn't! You don't even TRY!" she yelled, "Two pumps, a
- tickle, and a squirt and that's all you're ever good for! I'm sick of
- it!"
-
- What the fuck was this? It was hard to believe she had been so
- intimate and caring a minute before. Miss Jekyl had just turned into a
- raving Miss Hyde and Harold was far too stunned to properly defend
- himself. "You mean to say you haven't gotten any enjoyment out of
- tonight?"
-
- "Ha!" She was gathering her clothes and putting them on now.
- "Hasn't it ever occurred to you that I might get a little tired of being
- frigged and licked every single night? I want a MAN, dammit! Not some
- little boy who shoots his wad five seconds after he gets his pants
- off!"
-
- He watched, unbelieving, as she stomped around the room. This was
- the woman he had been so in lust with the last few weeks? Was he really
- such a terrible lover? "Why are you doing this to me?"
-
- "You did it to yourself." she snapped. She was fully dressed by
- now. Shouldering her handbag, she turned to him. "I'm leaving now. Until
- you learn how to fuck, don't bother calling me." Her pretty features
- twisted into an ugly ironic smile, "Have a nice life."
-
- And then she left. Harold stared at the door a long time, his
- stomach churning along with his mind. Cindi had deliberately set about
- to hurt him in the worst way she possibly could. The only thought that
- kept running through his head was WHY?
-
- The sound of a car starting and pulling out floated in through the
- bedroom window. Somehow this sound seemed to bring reality back into
- focus and his mind started working again. With a snarl he jumped off the
- bed and ran to the window, throwing the curtains aside.
-
- He screamed something out the window, causing lights to come on all
- over the neighborhood: "YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
-
- He ducked back inside before anybody could see him, collapsing back
- on the bed. Nothing was resolved, and some painful issues would have to
- be dealt with in the near future.
-
- But he had to admit that, for the moment, he felt a little better.
-
-
- 2
-
-
- The days seemed to grow longer, and if possible, hotter. Bob Katt
- recieved the usual number of crank letters and calls demanding he do
- something about the heat. He even went so far as to run a videotape of
- an indian rain dance on his show. No such luck, and the local indian
- community inundated KNUT with calls demanding Bob's resignation for
- broadcasting racist material. A couple dozen even went so far as to
- picket the station's parking lot. It was noted by many that some of the
- placards bearing the station's call sign, the N and the U were
- transposed, though whether this was accidental or intentional was
- unclear. Bob was beginning to wonder if it was time for that long
- overdue vacation. The station manager wondered the same thing.
-
- The growing membership of the Willyville Nudist Society (formed
- somewhere around July 11th) petitioned the mayor's office to temporarily
- modify the laws against public indecency so as to allow the nudists to
- pursue their own version of 'personal freedom'. A story about it
- appeared in the local newspaper, and a day later the mayor's office
- recieved over a thousand anonymous letters in support of the petition.
- However, almost 80% of those letters were mimeographed in the same
- writing, unsigned, and sent without return addresses. Somebody had been
- very busy, indeed. There was no comment from the mayor's office about
- the whole situation. Rumor had it he had snuck out of town for a long
- overdue vacation...
-
- -o-
-
- For Harold Sykes, the usual lunacy of Willyville passed over him
- without notice as his days stretched into a grey cloud of depression. At
- work he hardly spoke, and when he went home he drew the blinds and sat
- in the stifling heat staring at a blank wall. When he saw a pretty girl
- out on the street he would avert his eyes until she passed by. When his
- friends at work spoke to him he would always jump, as if jolted from
- some private world. When asked about his change of behavior, he would
- simply dismiss it as the aftermath of a breakup. But deep inside his
- heart ached and he spent long, sleepless nights wondering who Cindi
- might be with and what they might be doing and being certain that she
- was having a far, far better time now than she had ever had with him.
- His depression grew deeper and deeper and he knew that over the horizon
- lay only more dark clouds.
-
- The situation came to a head when Harold nearly throttled a
- co-worker for singing "Zipity-Doo-Da" one morning after announcing his
- engagement. After explaining to his supervisor (and the police officer)
- that he had been under a lot of stress lately, he was awarded with a
- two-week (unpaid) vacation and the advice to see a psychiatrist. Soon.
-
- Instead he sat at home, watching "Love Boat" reruns and drinking
- some horrible beer and lemonade concotion bottled in New Jersey.
- Masochism was the word of the day here.
-
- He was idly (and a bit drunkenly) trying to decide whether to use a
- sledgehammer or a shotgun on the TV set when the phone rang.
-
- The harsh, obnoxious sound grated in his ears, pulling him from the
- fantasy that enveloped him. A part of him begged to answer the phone, as
- usual, to see who would be calling. The rest of him said screw it, why
- bother?
-
- Finally, long ingrained habit won out. He lurched over to the phone
- and yanked the reciever off the cradle. Placing it to his mouth, he
- offered the most cheery greeting his jangled mind could come up with.
-
- "Go fuck yourself."
-
- There was moment's hesitation before a familiar male voice came out
- of the other end. "Harold! How ya doin'?"
-
- "Hi, Tom." Harold sighed. Tom was Harold's best friend and a devout
- hedonist, to boot. "I'm doing fine. Just don't feel like getting out
- much in this heat, is all."
-
- "Yeah, right." Tom said in a voice that made it perfectly clear he
- didn't believe a word of it. "Well, shit, man, you need to get out
- sometimes, before you start to grow cobwebs or something. And I got just
- the thing..."
-
- Harold silently groaned and rubbeed his temples. The only thing he
- wanted was to be left alone. One of Tom's 'just the thing' ideas was the
- last thing he needed right now. "Uh, look, maybe later-"
-
- "Later my ass!" The voice on the other end roared. "I know what
- happened. Kelly told me." Harold's eyes widened but he really wasn't
- surprised. He fully expected Cindi to blab to everyone who would sit
- still long enough to listen. He tried to imagine that Cindy was sitting
- in front of him instead of the TV and suddenly his hands fairly itched
- for that sledgehammer.
-
- Tom continued, "Shit, man, something like that would've killed me.
- Cindi has got to be the most twisted bitch I have ever heard of. Nobody
- has a right to do that to somebody else."
-
- "Yeah, I ain't too happy about it either. But I can't do anything,
- so how about I call you later-"
-
- "I ain't done yet." Tom interrupted firmly. "You've got to get out
- of there and back into circulation. You stay in that dark house much
- longer, you're going to do something stupid." Harold felt a sudden
- shock. What had he been thinking? He had twelve payments to go on the TV
- yet. Suddenly the beer and lemonade in his stomach began to churn.
-
- "Look, Harold, I'm your buddy. It hurts me to see what she's done
- to you. I wanna help, and I think I know the best way to do it. There's
- a party going on Saturday afternoon at this place I know over in
- Squirrel Heights. Right off Wanker street. The whole gang's gonna be
- there, along with a bunch of other people I don't know. Lots of
- available girls, I hear. Hoping to add a couple to my collection myself.
- I think you ought to go with me. Keep me from getting in too much
- trouble."
-
- Harold's voice was thick as he struggled with his gorge. "I... I
- don't know..."
-
- "Aw, c'mon. I want you there. You don't have to do anything or talk
- to anybody if you don't want. Just soak up some rays and good feelings.
- I ain't heard of anybody going away from a West Side Party feeling
- bad."
-
- "Well..."
-
- "It's settled, then." Tom concluded, perhaps a bit prematurely.
- "I'll be by about noon Saturday, and you can ride with me. I know you
- don't drink, and I could use somebody sober to drive me home. If I go
- home at all. If not, you can use the car. Sound good?"
-
- Harold had his voice under control and was actually feeling a bit
- better. Tom's nonstop talking had distracted him from the full impact of
- the crisis, and his depression was beginning to lift a bit. "Sure, why
- not? Should I bring anything?"
-
- "Toothbrush and a change of shorts, maybe."
-
- They talked for a few more minutes and when Harold finally hung up,
- he felt immensely better. He had felt so alone not long ago. It was good
- to be reminded he had friends. Maybe with their help he could pull
- through this depression and come out a whole human being once again. But
- that was still a ways off.
-
- In the meantime, he tidied the house up. Lastly he came to the
- collection of bottles from his binge that morning. He was astonished to
- discover how much of that stuff he had drunk. Thinking about it reminded
- him just how awful the stuff really was. He hiccuped once and ran for
- the bathroom, hand over his mouth.
-
- He almost made it.
-
-
- 3
-
-
- The week wore on and Willyville got even hotter, if such a thing
- was possible. It also got weirder, and many had considered that
- impossible, too.
-
- During the daytime the streets were like that of a ghost town, as
- everybody remained inside with shades closed to beat the heat.
- Air-conditioners became the number one most stolen item in the city,
- beating out televisions by a wide margin. It made sense of a sort, after
- all, you don't even need to get inside the house to steal one. Many a
- homeowner returned from work in the evening to find a large hole in the
- wall where the family's most cherished appliance once rested and
- subsequently broke down in tears. However, the chief of police had a
- sudden brainstorm that guaranteed a quick end to this new and despicable
- crime wave. He promptly instructed all four hospitals in the Willyville
- area to inform the police of any emergency room cases involving hernias
- or slipped discs. When the anxious media questoned the chief of police
- on this new tactic, he simply replied that the results so far were
- "interesting".
-
- In other news, weather forcaster Bob Katt had been suspended for
- appearing on his show wearing boxer shorts, a tie, and nothing else. It
- seems the building's air-conditioning system had been stolen the
- previous night (an impressive feat in itself, considering that the
- compressor alone weighed half a ton) and Bob had refused to work in a
- suit in the stifling heat. So he had walked into the studio, dressed
- only in his skivvies, and up in front of the camera before any of the
- stunned studio crew could even think of stopping him. Of course, it
- would have been very bad form to yank him off the camera, so they simply
- let him do his broadcast. Once he was finished he was greeted by a
- purple faced station manager. Despite the indian pressure groups, Bob
- was still very popular in Willyville, so he was not fired on the spot.
-
- Instead, the station manager sent him on a long overdue
- vacation...
-
- -o-
-
- Saturday dawned bright, clear, and warm (surprise, surprise!).
- Harold was up with the sun, mostly because he hadn't slept at all the
- previous night. His stomach was a tight little knot and his heart would
- not stop pounding. He was having second thoughts about the party. Harold
- Sykes had never been a party animal, and recent... events... had
- convinced him that he would be very wise to stay away from certain
- segments of the human race (read: female) for a long time to come. In
- fact, now that he thought about it, he was rather frightened of them.
- After all, if he couldn't keep Cindi happy, would he be able to keep any
- woman happy? And there would be lots of girls there, probably all
- laughing at him. Why go?
-
- Then he thought about his depression of the last couple weeks. Tom
- had a point: right or wrong, he had to do something.
-
- Tom came by at 2:30 and picked Harold up. As they drove over to
- Squirrel Heights, Tom did most of the talking. Harold had lapsed into a
- moody silence, soaking up Tom's words and saying almost something in
- return. If Tom noticed, he didn't show it as he kept up a steady
- monologue all the way to the house.
-
- The Squirrel Heights Boarding house was a dumpy three story affair
- sitting in front of about two acres of worn out farmland. The place was
- run by an aging ex-stockbroker named Michael Wilburn, who believed in
- free expression of everything and threw wild parties as often as the
- house's budget would allow. Some of the parties were solely for the
- house's inhabitants, but most of them were for whoever wanted to come.
- Booze and most kinds of drugs generally circulated freely, and Harold
- had heard rumors even more outrageous than that. All in all, it was
- pretty intimidating to an introvert like Harold, and as he stepped out
- of Tom's car and looked at the peeling gray mass of the boarding house
- looming over him, and the virtual sea of cars surrounding it, he knew he
- had made a mistake. He as much as said so to Tom, who ignored him
- completely.
-
- The affair was already in progress, as he discovered when Tom led
- him around the back of the house. There must have been almost a hundred
- people there, engaged in all manner of outdoor activities. People
- everywhere, talking, yelling, running, horsing around, just generally
- having a good time. A table had been set up by the back door, and there
- was somebody serving booze and food to an endlessly regenerating queue.
-
- Harold looked around and noticed that Tom had abandoned him and was
- nowhere in sight. For an instant he almost panicked and yelled for Tom,
- then his rational mind took over. What's your problem? it said. You're
- an adult, you don't need a keeper.
-
- So Harold decided to walk around and see what he could see.
-
- In one corner a net had been set up for a vollyball game. There was
- a team on each side, if a pushing, laughing, staggering group of people
- could be called a team. Harold stood off to one side with a small group
- of spectators and watched. All of a sudden his attention had been
- captured by one particular member of one team.
-
- She wasn't tall, maybe five seven or so, buxom, and maybe a few
- pounds overweight. Which, as far as Harold was concerned, made her all
- the more nicely rounded. Her hair was blonde and fell down past her
- shoulders. Her face was pretty, but not spectacularly so. What had
- really caught Harold's attention was what she was wearing, or, more to
- the point, not wearing. She was dressed in frayed cutoff jeans that were
- so tight they had split along the sides halfway up her hips, and a
- string bikini top that struggled valiantly to hold up under the weight
- of enormous breasts. Harold glanced around and saw that she had the
- attention of pretty much every man in the crowd.
-
- His heart fluttered as he watched her move, and he couldn't help
- but wonder what it would be like to take her to bed. He imagined her
- long hair spread out over the pillow, glimmering faintly in the
- moonlight, those magnificent breasts moving in slow liquid motion as she
- arched her back in sheer pleasure, her frenzied gasps as she reached a
- sudden and powerful orgasm...
-
- Harold shook his head to clear it. Get real, he told himself.
- Someone like that certainly already has a boyfriend, and even if she
- didn't, why should she be interested in somebody like him? He turned
- around and began to make his way back towards the house.
-
- Sudden catcalls and whistles made him turn around again. She was
- sitting on the grass, apparently having just fallen. When she landed,
- the overburdened top string of her bikini had given way, exposing her
- for all the world to see.
-
- He could not help but stare. Her nipples stood out hard, the
- aurioles colored light rose pink. He ached to take them in his mouth, to
- feel their soft but firm weight in his hands. Then he looked up and saw
- she was staring directly at him.
-
- He locked eyes with her and suddenly his face turned beet red. Why,
- he didn't know, because surely every other male here was staring and
- thinking the same thoughts. She made no move to cover herself, she just
- sat there, challenging him with her gaze.
-
- Finally, Harold turned and pushed his way through the crowd. His
- heart was pounding in his ears and his balls, denied their release,
- ached miserably. He still had a raging hard-on and kept his hands in his
- pockets to conceal it. He felt sick, and ashamed. And he wanted to leave
- this instant.
-
- But that stare kept coming back to him. On reflection, he felt
- there was more than just a challenge in her eyes. What, he didn't know,
- but he somehow knew it. It was almost as if a spark had passed between
- them. Undoubtedly it was just his overworked imagination, but...
-
- He felt as if she wanted him, too.
-
-
- 4
-
-
- Day gave way to night, as days usually do, and slowly Willyville
- began to cool off. People moved out of their stifling houses (except for
- those who hadn't had their air-conditioning stolen yet) and into their
- back yards. They brought TV trays, TV's, barbecues, bedrolls, and just
- generally prepared to enjoy the night in relative coolness.
-
- All over Willyville the night was alive with the sound of voices,
- televisions, stereos, lustful moans and the other noises of humans
- enjoying themselves outdoors. With one exception. In Squirrel Heights,
- all was quiet. The place seemed deserted, in fact. Virtually all human
- life in the area had gravitated to one spot. At the Squirrel Heights
- boarding house, when night fell, the real party began...
-
- -o-
-
- Harold Sykes hadn't left the party like he planned, although he
- came awful damn close to doing so when he spotted Cindi in the crowd.
- But, in the end, the thought of going back to his lonely, empty, stuffy
- house was just too much. So instead he wandered around the yard, just
- watching the extraordinary panorama of human activity taking place
- before him.
-
- Eventually he found a peaceful spot on the back porch where he just
- sat and watched the sun set. Tom came by and asked him how he was
- doing.
-
- "Better." sighed Harold, "I really feel better."
-
- Tom gave him a wink. "You may be feeling better than that before
- the night's over, old buddy." and sauntered off before Harold could say
- anything.
-
- Now what was that supposed to mean?
-
- As it got dark, the party outside thinned out. A few left, spinning
- their wheels in the gravel lot out front, but most just went inside the
- house. Probably gonna booze it up good, Harold thought, Although it
- looked to him like they had been boozing more than adequetely already.
- Harold didn't feel like drinking very much, especially after his binge
- the other day. Drugs didn't hold much of an attraction for him, either.
- Just sitting there, alone with his thoughts, seemed to do quite a bit
- for him.
-
- Eventually he awoke from his musings and was startled to find he
- was alone. With a sigh he got up and went in through the back door.
-
- The back hallway was unlit. There was the low murmur of voices and
- music coming from somewhere ahead. He could make out dim light from
- around a corner in the distance. Cautiously he made his way down the
- hallway, hoping nothing solid was in the way of his shins.
-
- Eventually he made his way to the light, and when he turned the
- corner he recieved the shock of his life.
-
- The front room was spacious and poorly lit. But the light was more
- than adequete for Harold to see what was going on. There was about
- twenty to thirty people sprawled about the room, all naked, contorted in
- every kind of sexual position imaginable. And a couple that weren't
- imaginable.
-
- Harold could only stare dumbly. The floor was almost lost amongst
- the moving, writhing bodies. There were six people on the couch, in some
- bizarre group contortion that made them look like something from another
- planet. One man sat moaning softly in an easy chair with a hard-on that
- Harold would have sworn was twelve inches long, at least. He watched in
- total amazement as all twelve inches dissappeared into the mouth of the
- co-ed sitting on the floor between the man's feet.
-
- The blonde he had seen earlier was conspicuously absent.
-
- He heard creaking above him, and he looked up. In the rafters, some
- twelve feet above, a rope and pully setup had been arranged with a large
- wicker basket. Three people were in the basket, which swung back and
- forth alarmingly. Harold quickly moved several feet over, out from under
- the setup.
-
- His head was spinning. His experience with sex had always been
- limited, and now he was confronted with a full-fledged orgy. It was too
- much. He didn't want any part of this. All he wanted was out.
-
- Watching his step carefully, he made his way for the nearest door.
- He was almost there when he saw the one thing he *knew* he didn't want
- to see.
-
- There was a clear spot at the far end of the room. Only two people
- were there, a man flat on his back with a woman sitting astride his
- hips, moving up and down in sensuous rhythem. He didn't know who the guy
- was but he knew the girl. Cindi. Pain that had been mercifully submerged
- now rose to stab arrowlike into his guts. Cindi turned her head at that
- instant and their eyes met. Instant recognition and something spiteful
- and unpleasant glittered in her eyes for a brief second, and then she
- turned her attention back to what she was doing. Her movements became
- more frantic, and her moans much louder, exaggerating as much as
- possible.
-
- Her parting words rang in his mind: "I want a man, dammit!" Well,
- fine. All Harold wanted was out. He averted his eyes and ran blindly
- towards the closest exit. He stumbled over one couple on the way
- (startling them into a premature orgasm) and mumbled apologies as he
- kept going.
-
- Then he was in a hallway, but not the one he had come from. Doors
- lined the hall on both sides. He grabbed one and pulled it open, only to
- be rewarded with several outraged yells. Redfaced and near tears from
- embarassment, he pulled the door shut and looked around desperately. And
- empty room, anything, just so he could get out of sight and get his
- thoughts together. If he didn't do it quick, he feared he might lost his
- mind. He had to get away, somehow!
-
- There, at the end of the hall. An open door, the room dark within.
- He paused at the doorway for a second, but could detect no movement
- within. Empty, thank God! He slammed the door shut behind him and let
- the blackness envelop him as he sank to the floor with a hoarse sob. He
- lay in a heap for who knew how long before he finally calmed down.
-
- His heart gave a sudden leap as he somehow realized, in the total
- darkness, that that the room wasn't empty after all. After a long
- moment, he finally summoned up a weak voice. "Who's there?"
-
- There was a longer silence, and he almost began to hope he was
- alone after all, when a soft voice answered "Are you all right?"
-
- Fuck NO! I ain't all right, you stupid... But Harold controlled
- himself before replying, "I will be, eventually. In about fifty years or
- so." He hesitated before the next question, "Are you, um, alone?"
-
- "Yeah." she replied, "I just wanted to be by myself. I kinda
- outgrew the scene out front a long time ago. All the interesting guys
- already have somebody. There was one guy, but I think he went home or
- something."
-
- Harold got up, a little unsteadily "I'm sorry. Sorry I barged in on
- you. I'll leave now."
-
- "Please, don't." she said, "Unless you really need to. I think we
- could both use someone to talk to."
-
- Harold sat back down against the wall with a weary sigh. "Sure, why
- not?" After a silent moment, he continued, "Would you mind turning on a
- light? I'd like to see who I'm talking to."
-
- "Well," she began doubtfully, "you may feel more comfortable
- without the light, but if you insist..." There was a click and a flare
- of light exploded into his eyes, blinding him momentarily. When he could
- open his eyes, he recieved the last shock of a very long day.
-
- Standing by a lamp on the dresser was the blonde from the vollyball
- game, still dressed in the frayed shorts but minus the bikini top, which
- lay discarded on the bed. She had her eyes screwed shut against the
- light, opening them a moment later.
-
- "Oh! It's you!"
-
- (Concluded Next Message)
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- / James Charles Lynn -o- jamesl@efn.org \
- |________________________________________________________________________|
- | "No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol |
- | at his hip. "This _is_ a penis substitute. After all, if I could |
- | kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to |
- | carry this thing around, now would I?" |
- \________________________________________________________________________/
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