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- How to Give the Perfect Hand Job
- by Brooks Peters
-
- Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different variations
- enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting stale. Masturbating your
- partner can be very exciting for both of you. So read on and learn how to let
- your fingers do the walking.
-
- Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first we need to study
- the basics of manual technique. Most men feel women aren't skilled at handling
- penises. Their grips are too limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They
- seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,
- disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendancy to scratch. Clearly, we all
- need to be more knowledgeable about the proper methods of mutual masturbation.
- Either you or your partner can perform the following exercises, but they were
- written with an experienced woman in mind.
-
- The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or small? Somewhere
- in between? No issue has ever received greater attention than the size of a
- man's penis. Man's obsession with cock size is probably a mental vestige of
- his primitive primate past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it's a
- waste of time. A large penis doesn't have any effect on a woman's physical
- enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attachment to well-endowed
- men.
-
- How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it straight like an
- arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy mass of the shaft? Does your hand
- completely engulf it? This is good because you can squeeze it all at once.
- But don't be an organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an
- unusual girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases, try
- both hands to insure you don't miss any of the tender areas while stroking.
-
- Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man loves to have his
- penis worshipped, played with, tickled, fondled, massaged. Let him know that
- you are not afraid, ashamed or disinterested in his crotch. Most men don't
- even realize how sensitive they really are. Show him that you do.
-
- Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the fullness of it all.
- Let your fingers run from the balls to the top of the cock head, swirl around
- there, then slide back down the other side and end back down at the balls.
- The movements should be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.
-
- Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want to suddenly
- lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings and jerkings. Tease the
- more sensitive areas of the penis. These include the glans and corona, and
- the tender part of the bottom side of his penis.
-
- Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat out, fingers
- held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out. Spin it around as if you
- were trying desperately to remove the tight lid of a jar. Your man will be
- groaning in delicious agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion
- will bring him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and probably
- try to push your hand away, but he's loving every second of it. Now's your
- chance to be the one who plows ahead even though he's pleading with you to
- stop!
-
- After you've done this for a while, slip your hand down to his testicles and
- ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly tugging them down away from
- his shaft. If they are big and bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and
- down a couple of times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy
- they are. Whatever you do, don't squeeze them! This could put a real damper
- on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might notice that one of his
- nuts hangs lower than the other. This is perfectly normal. Once you feel
- comfortable with the way his balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the
- underside of his shaft. Depending on their size and the amount of room in the
- scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way up his penis. He will like
- the way this feels.
-
- Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a makeshift
- goosehead formation. Very lightly begin to stroke his erection with your
- fingers, running them all over his sensitive shaft and balls. You may wish to
- slip the pocket of your goosehead handhold over the tip of his penis, letting
- it rest there for a few seconds.
-
- About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natural lubricant.
- Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening the canal of the urethra so
- that the spermatozoa can swim more easily out of it; it also lubricates the
- head of the penis. An uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the
- foreskin and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubricate
- the shaft. Sometimes its musky smell can be an aromatic aphrodisiac for you
- both.
-
- If there is little or no pre-cum, don't be concerned. It is not a requirement,
- and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same time.
-
- In any case, a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop of
- moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alexandra Penney, in
- her book "How to Make Love to a Man", is very keen on massaging the lotion
- between one's hands before putting it on the penis because sometimes the cream
- is cold and the palm-rubbing warms it up.
-
- If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try using a
- cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local sex novelty store or
- acquire through a mail catalog. The slight burning sensation often causes the
- penis to become rock-hard. Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps.
- If you really want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his
- balls and watch him go through the roof.
-
- One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand motions. Here are
- a few indispensable techniques:
-
- SWITCH HITTER
- Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer
- him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into a routine
- where the strokes are dull and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to
- the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"
-
- DOUBLE WHAMMY
- How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on
- his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner's
- doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or
- tighten it around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of
- the shaft, move them together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
- Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam.
- You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same
- time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.
-
- THE ANVIL STROKE
- Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to
- the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Follow by bringing your
- other hand down from the top of the shaft also, thus creating an alternating
- beating motion; hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos
- who keep up a double-beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
- piping hot anvil.
-
- THE SHUTTLE COCK
- Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of the best.
- Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft.
- In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now
- flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the
- loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not
- seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up
- momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this
- method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.
-
- THE BOOKENDS
- Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of
- bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down.
- Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the skin around
- the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
-
- THE FLAME
- Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the
- cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a
- stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time to
- come.
-
- THE BASE CLUTCH
- Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down
- on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring)
- and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and
- immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the
- excruciating experience.
-
- THE LOVE TUG
- As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the whispy strands of pubic hair
- sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them, but
- tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe
- at your inventiveness.
-
- THE TWO-TIMER
- Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.
-
- THE THIGH-SWATTER
- Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner
- thighs.
-
- BEST FIST FORWARD
- Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably
- start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press against.
- Guaranteed to drive him wild.
-
- As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes the
- sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness of
- fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the outer
- limits of your sensuality.
-