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- Once upon a time in fantasy land the unthinkable happened. Mickey
- Mouse sued Minnie Mouse for divorce. After pleading his case before
- the court the judge said "I'm sorry Mickey, but insanity is not grounds
- for divorce."
- "I didn't say that Minnie was insane, your honor." said Mickey "I said
- she was fucking Goofy!"