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- GETTING INTO MYTHCHIEF
-
- Part 1
-
-
- From : Pandora
- To : Kama
-
- OK, looks like I'm going to have to start something here... Now, who do
- I pick on? Hey Kama! I've got a fantasy, but I can't do it very well by
- myself. Want to join me? I'll start...
-
-
- I'm sitting here on top of Mount Olympus, just lounging around, thinking of
- what kind of mischief I can get myself into, when all of a sudden you pop in.
- "Hi, Kama, what are you doing here?" I ask. "I thought you were over in
- Nirvana somewhere. I haven't seen you in ages. What's up?"
-
- "Do you have to ask me what's up? I'm horny!", you reply.
-
- "I said WHAT'S NEW, Kama. You're ALWAYS horny, even when you're asleep!"
-
- "Oh, I'm not horny ALL the time," you retort, "There ARE times when I'm
- not."
-
- "Oh, yes, Kama, I'll take that back. I DO remember ONCE when I woke up
- next to you, and found your prick as limp as Narcissus' wrist. I thought you
- had died."
-
- "Very funny," you say, "I've got a little project going down on Earth that
- I'm working on, but I needed a vacation. I thought I'd cum see if you'd like
- to try out a few positions I haven't used on you yet."
-
- "That sounds intriguing, Kama. But I thought we've already tried every
- possible position there is."
-
- "No, not at all. I've been holding some back, just for you."
-
- "I'm flattered, I think. But I DO remember one before that you had saved
- 'just for me' though. Remember the time in the tree? I was picking splinters
- out of my buns for a week."
-
- "Sorry about that, Pandy. I guess the bark was worse than my bite, wasn't
- it? Ouch! That hurt! Anyway, this time, I promise, no trees and no
- splinters, this time, OK?"
-
- "All right," I agree, "So where do you want to go? I don't think this is a
- good place for a tryst. Aphrodite might get jealous. And a lot of the other
- gods and goddesses might act like snobs, but they have nasty minds, too."
-
- "How about Earth, Pandora? Would that be all right with you?"
-
- "Kinky! Sure, why not? I haven't been down there in a while. Lead the
- way!" You take my hand and we step off the threshold to Earth. We both land
- with a THUD! in a large meadow by a roadside. "Oof! Way to go, Kama, if that
- landing were any harder, I'd be digging my way back up! But I guess I
- shouldn't complain, at least you didn't land us in a tree."
-
- "Well, I didn't land too gracefully myself," you reply. "My clothes are
- town, and so are yours. It's just as well, though, we need to wear something
- different while we're here. We don't want the locals to see us in this Godly
- attire."
-
- "Kama! Look, someone's coming this way! Quick, get behind this rock!" As
- two of the locals are walking down the road, I whisper, "Kama, I thought you
- said we were going to Earth. Those two don't look like any Earthlings I've
- ever seen before. Imagine! Yellow, red, and green hair, and that style job -
- it looks like Thor struck them with lightning!"
-
- "Well, this IS Earth, but I'm not so sure what century this is."
-
- "Kama, if this is what the locals look like in this century... I've got my
- pride, you know. I'll go around nude before I put on rags like the ones
- they're wearing!"
-
- With a sly grin, you say, "That's all right by me, Pandy. That's your most
- becoming outfit."
-
- The locals are out of sight, now, so you start stripping. I follow suit
- (or is that following suitless), and step out of my gown. Your body looks
- splendid, the way it shines in the sun. "You look great, Kama," I say.
-
- "So do you, my little mischievous one," you reply.
-
- "So are you ready?" (Stupid question, you were BORN ready). "How about a
- little foreplay (or even TWOplay, for that matter). Then you can show me the
- new position you have in mind."
-
- You're up, Kama (and how!)
- Pandora
-
- ***
-
- From : Kama
- To : Pandora
-
- Yes, twoplay is one of my favorite pastimes, Pandy. We're still at the rock
- we were hiding behind. It's a nicely shaped rock, sloping upward at an angle,
- with a depression which looks like it was made just for your sweet little
- derriere. I pick you up and sit you in the depression, and lean against you
- for a deep french kiss. "I guess I have you between a cock and a hard place,
- don't I now?" I tell you. But before you can smack me for making yet another
- bad pun, I grab your arms and hold them back. Then you say "You think you
- have me just where you want me, don't you Kama?" "You bet your sweet ass, I
- do, my lovely!" I reply. Then you say "Well, are you going to do something
- about it, or just talk?"
-
- Now I can't resist what I'm going to do next... I begin to nibble your
- earlobe, and suddenly stick my hot tongue in your ear. I know you hate this,
- because it gives you goosebumps all over. "But Pandora, with 'aural' sex, at
- least you can hear me cumming." (Ouch! Stop that!)
-
- Now to continue the teasing, I tongue my way down your supple neck, across
- your shoulders, and on down to your pert breasts. My tongue circles around
- and around your areola, never quite touching the nipple. Then I brush across
- the nipple, which becomes so quickly erect that I have to check and see if a
- tooth was knocked loose. Then I try vainly to take your entire breast into my
- mouth (such a wasteful girl you are). You other breast looks so lonely...
- I'm going to have to give more of the same attention to it...
-
- Now, just as if your body were an elevator, I'm going down... Then you make a
- stinker of a pun yourself: "Well, Kama, I might be the elevator, but I don't
- have the shaft!" Just for that, I decide to pause between floors to give that
- cute little innie of yours a good tonguing. You start to giggle, and I say
- "My, you're just as ticklish as ever!" Then I make my way down to your
- luscious box, and have myself a taste of your sweet nether lips. "Ah, Pandy,
- cherry! You're SO thoughtful!" "My box holds many surprises, dear Kama. But
- don't stop now!" Never being one to say no to a lady, I reattack that sweet
- box of yours with my talented tongue. "I can still make you gasp and moan,
- can't I Pandy?" Then you reply, "It's either that tongue of yours, or the
- bump in the rock underneath my back!" "Oh, you sure know how to deflate a
- guy's ego, don't you?" I say with a mock sniffle. "Well, I've had millennia
- of experience in that department, Kama," you reply, "But as you well know, I'm
- also very good at inflating too, and not just a guy's EGO. So why don't we
- trade places and I'll work a little of MY magic on YOU!"
- "Yes!" I breathe, "If you've got the magic, I've got the wand!"
-
- So you...
-
- Take it, Pandy!
- Kama
- ---
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- GETTING INTO MYTHCHIEF
-
- Part 2
-
-
- From : Pandora
- To : Kama
-
- Well, Kama, before you go waving that wand of yours around, I'll show you
- a few tricks of my own. Now where to I want to start? Oh yes, I think I'm a
- bit hungry. What is there around here to nibble on? You catch the wicked
- gleam in my eye and say, "Hey Pandy, wait a minute! I thought you were a
- vegetarian!"
-
- "Don't panic, Kama, I'm just in the mood for a banana split, that's all."
-
- "Hey, where did all that stuff come from?" you ask.
-
- "I told you I was going to do a little magic for you, so don't worry (Yeah,
- I can *see* how worried you really are, you pervert!). Just relax and enjoy -
- I'll certainly be enjoying MYself!"
-
- Let's see, a little cherry flavor for your earlobes... Then I think I'll
- cover you from neck to nipples with chocolate sauce... More cherry for your
- nipples... Oh yes, and strawberry for your fingers... Now for the best part!
- I fondly (or is it fondle-ly) take your prick in my hands, and gently
- massage in some peppermint flavoring. Now, dear Kama, enjoy, as I lick all
- this off of you, starting at your earlobes, nibbling slowly, and then down
- your neck until I get to your nipples. I suck on them until they're very
- erect and all the flavor is gone. Then I suck the strawberry off your
- fingers. Finally I get to my favorite flavor: 'peppermint prick' (eat your
- heart out, Baskin-Robbins). I lick up and down the sides for a while, and
- then take it in my mouth. You moan, grab my head, and push it down. I get
- the hint, and take in your entire length, giving you a deep throat like you've
- never had before. I doesn't take too much of this treatment before I feel
- your cock throbbing, and soon you're pumping your love juices into my mouth.
-
- "Well," you say, "How did you like your little snack? You didn't think to
- use any whipped cream, so I thought I'd provide some of my own!"
-
- "It was great, Kama, but I thought *I* was the topping! OK, babe, the
- twoplay is done for now. How about some sixplay, I mean sex-play? You
- promised to show me some new positions, and I'm eager to try them all out. So
- let's see how well you handle that magic wand of yours. But please, not on
- this rock. There's only one hard thing that I want right now..."
-
- "OK," you say, "I know just the spot..."
-
- Where are you taking me, Kama?
- Pandora
-
- ***
-
- From : Kama
- To : Pandora
-
- Why, to one of my favorite places, Pandy. "Oh, no, not the tree again!" you
- exclaim.
- "It's not what you think, my love, look again" I reply. There in front of us
- are two swings suspended from the branches. They are facing each other,
- instead of being side-by-side, and one of the swings is a little bit lower
- than the other.
- "That wasn't there a second ago," you say.
- "Of course not," I reply, "I just waved my 'magic wand' when you weren't
- looking."
- "One of these days, Kama, that magic wand of yours is going to get you into
- some really hot water. But I'll let it slide for now (pun intended). I knew
- you were into swinging, but isn't this taking it a bit too literally? What are
- we supposed to do with these things? If we each start swinging, we're going
- to keep bumping into each other."
- "That's the whole point, Pandy. Here I'll show you..." I sit on the lower
- swing, and have you sit on the higher one. I tell you to move a bit forward
- in the seat and rest your legs on top of mine. I wave my magic wand again,
- and with an "Open Sesame!" I enter your wonderful box. Your eyes light up as
- you begin to get the point (I'm sorry to say, but that pun was intended, too).
- Then I start the swings moving back and forth. Each time we reach the top
- of our arc, my cock slides out a bit, and each time we come down, my rod slams
- into you to the hilt.
- "Just where did you learn this little trick, Kama? What kind of playgrounds
- did YOU play on as a child?"
- "Elementary, my dear Pandora, elementary."
- "Just you wait, Kama, I'll get you for that pun. But I think I'll just enjoy
- the ride for now..."
- Each time we swing back and forth, our pleasure mounts. I feel the pulsations
- in your box and know that you are having one mind-blowing orgasm after
- another. Finally, I feel the old familiar stirring in my loins... I stop the
- swings, dig my heels into the ground, and grab the seat of your swing on both
- sides, and move it, and you, back and forth with mounting speed. At last my
- moment of release arrives, and I cum into your wet, steaming box with all the
- force of an eruption that has long been denied. The look of bliss on your face
- mirrors my own, as you are cumming in tandem with me. Momentarily sated, we
- fall off of the swings onto the soft grass, and just hold each other for a
- while, bathing in the afterglow.
- Then you say...
-
- Your turn now, Pandy
- Kama
-
- ***
-
- From : Pandora
- To : Kama
-
- "Kama, while we were swinging around, on one of our upswings I happened
- to notice an area with a lot of trees. And where there's trees, there's
- usually a creek or a small brook. It's not too far - are you UP to a walk
- to see what's there?"
- "Sure, Pandy, I could use the walk anyway, and I wouldn't mind dangling
- my, uh, feet in some nice, cool water."
- "Sounds good to me, Kama. Let's go!" When we enter the woods I say,
- "This way! I can hear the sound of running water!"
- When we arrive, you look at me and say, "Pandy, is this your idea of a
- SMALL brook?"
- "Well, it IS a bit larger than I suspected, but isn't it beautiful?
- Just look at how those trees grow out from the side of the river. They're
- so tall, and hmmmm..."
- "Pandy, I know that look in your eyes. Now, you're the one that doesn't
- care for exotic sex in trees, remember? Pandy? Hello, is anybody there?"
- "I'm thinking, Kama."
- "Well, you could have fooled me!"
- "Don't be such a smartass, Kama! I just remembered something I saw at a
- circus once."
- "A circus? Pandy, are you all right?"
- "I'm fine. See that tall tree over there, the one overhanging the river?"
- "Yeah, what about it?"
- "Have you ever seen a trapeze act, when they swing high overhead the
- crowds?"
- "Sure, lot's of times. So?"
- "Well, look up, a little closer. See that swing hanging from that high
- branch? We can climb up there and perform our own "trapeze act" (without
- the cheering crowd of course, however well that would stroke your ego)."
- So we make our way up the tree, and take hold of the "trapeze". You sit
- on the bar, and I sit on your lap, facing you. You're hard again (of course)
- so I find myself very securely seated. "Now, Kama, let's swing to new
- heights!" We push ourselves off, and arc out high above the river, making
- grand sweeps through the air. I wrap my legs around you to help us stay
- attached. Then I pull another surprise... I let go of you, and am hanging
- almost straight down while my legs are still locked around your waist. Your
- eyes are closed, and I know you're about to come, when I hear an odd sound.
- I look up, and Uh, Oh! Kama! Look up! Too late! CRAAACK! SPLOOSH!
- SPLASH! SQUAWK! PLOP!
- Squawk, plop? Did I hear squawk, plop? When we both come up for air, we
- see a very indignant duck repeatedly dunking his head in the stream and
- spitting profusely. "What's with the duck?", you ask?
- "Well, it seems when that the branch broke, and I fell away from you, you
- were in the midst of cumming, and this unfortunate duck just happened to be
- flying by at the wrong time and became temporarily blinded. I guess he
- didn't know that thing was loaded!"
- The duck then makes a rude noise at us and flies off. "Well, then, Pandy,
- any more bright ideas?"
- "Nooooo, not at the moment. How about you?"
-
- Take it, Kama!
- Pandora
- ---
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- GETTING INTO MYTHCHIEF
-
- Part 3
-
-
- From: Kama
-
- Well, it looks like it's up to me to think of something to do. I don't
- believe I could *duck* out of this one, or my goose could be cooked!
- Still treading water, I ask, "Pandy, how about a trip to outer space?"
- "What place do you have in mind, Kama?"
- "Well, we could go to the moon," I suggest.
- "No, it's too cheesy a joint," you reply.
- "How about Mars?"
- "Why go to Mars, when we could just stay here on Earth, and maybe go to
- the painted desert."
- "Well, what about Jupiter?"
- "No way. I'm still holding a grudge against Him."
- "Saturn?"
- "No, someone might ring us there, and I wouldn't want to be interrupted."
- "Well how about a trip to Uranus?"
- "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you Kama!" you retort, with a knowing smile.
- "Alpha Centauri?"
- "No, the last time I was there those horse-men chased me all over the
- place, and I couldn't get any peace (and neither did they, I'm happy to say)."
- "Sirius, the dog star?"
- "Maybe not. I think I hurt one of my knees in the fall from the tree."
- "Well, Pandy, where WOULD you like to go?" I ask in exasperation.
- "Well, I've always wondered what it would be like to have sex in zero
- gravity. I know! We could go back in time a bit and visit the Skylab!"
- "Great idea, Pandy! But let's get out of this river. EVERYTHING is
- getting wrinkled."
- "THAT was always wrinkled, Kama, until I 'ironed it out' for you."
- I chose to ignore that barb, my love. We swim to shore and begin to dry
- off, when all of a sudden, a flock of ducks comes streaking through the sky
- toward me. The lead duck seems to have a nasty gleam in his eye...
- "Looks like he's back for revenge, Kama. And he's brought his whole
- family! I think it's best we were on our way."
- "OK, take my hand..." We intertwine our fingers, and I envision the place
- we want to be, and all of a sudden we are there. Nice of them to leave the
- oxygen on for us! At first we experience a slight disorientation, but then
- we feel a great exhilaration at having broken free of the Earth's gravity.
- "This is going to take some getting used to," you remark.
- "Yes, just remember not to push off from the wall too hard, or you'll go
- flying into the other wall and bruise that sweet little ass of yours."
- "You're such a sweet talker, Kama," you say drily. "Here, you grab hold
- of that bar, there. I'll find another way to anchor myself."
- Then you do an amazing trick. You touch the ceiling with your index
- finger, push a bit, rotating until that wonderful box is practically in my
- face, and anchor yourself first by enclosing your warm mouth around my cock,
- and secondly by wrapping your ankles around my neck. What's a Kama to do,
- but delve his tongue into that moist, tasty snatch? "Docking complete!" I
- say in a *muffled* voice. You were taught never to talk with your mouth full,
- but you reply by bearing down on my cock with your teeth a little. Ouch!
- But then I feel your lips curl into a smile, and once again you've forgiven
- me for making jokes during one of our love-making sessions. Then I let go of
- my handhold, and we drift to the middle of the compartment, savoring our
- enjoyment of each other and the *heady* rush of weightlessness.
- Then...
-
- Take over from here, Pandy!
- Kama
-
- ***
-
- From: Pandora
- To: Kama
-
- "This is fun, Kama! Being weightless is so enjoyable! How about us trying
- something different?"
- "Silly question," you reply, "I ALWAYS want to try something different,
- especially when it cums to sex! So what do you have in mind?"
- "Well, this is the perfect environment to REALLY screw. I've always
- wanted to be able to twirl my body around a nice hard cock, but it's hard
- to do in gravity. So grab a handhold, but leave one hand free."
- "So what are you going to hold onto?" you ask.
- "Are you kidding, I'll just wrap my tight cunt around that stiff prick of
- yours. I doubt I'll fly away then!" So I get into a full lotus position,
- and you initiate the 'docking' procedure. "OK, Kama! Engage! So you start
- me spinning, slowly, at first, I begin to rotate on your cock. I can feel
- every side of it in me as I turn about you. Every nerve in my pussy seems to
- have come alive! This has me so excited I can see my cum literally run out
- of me and down your cock. "Faster, Kama!" I exclaim, "Spin me faster!"
- As the speed of my spin around your cock increases, I can almost feel
- Skylab itself spinning. (But that's probably just my imagination. Surely
- our gyrations in here couldn't be affecting *its* orbit!) I feel you building
- up to an orgasm, and as you erupt, I have to hold on extra tight with my cunt
- muscles so you don't propel me against the bulkhead with those powerful
- spurts of cum.
- Then we disengage, and float to the center of the Skylab, and embrace
- each other in a wonderful zero-gee hug, and you start kissing and sucking my
- tits. Then, I grab a handhold on the floor, and spread my legs upward. My
- pussy is still so wet from our mingled cum, so you enter me again easily.
- You grab onto some handholds on the wall, and shove your prick all the way in.
- I gasp at first, but then the pleasure starts to build as you move in and out,
- sometimes just teasing me with the head of your cock. Then, with more
- insistence, you begin to move faster, and I can feel you are ready to cum
- again. Our love-making has become so intense, it feels like we're rocking
- the space station. We both cum again, and our passion is sated, for the
- moment.
- Then we both grab a handhold, and floating in front of a small window, we
- lean against each other, taking in our surroundings. The Earth is so
- beautiful from up here. And it seems so close!
- Then you say...
-
- Take it, Kama
- Pandora
-
- ***
-
- From: Kama
- To: Pandora
-
- "Maybe a bit TOO close, Pandy! And I think it's getting a bit warm in here,
- too!"
- "I thought it was just me," you reply. "But now that you mention it, these
- handholds are getting too hot to handle, and the walls are starting to have
- an orange glow."
- "I think we may have rocked Skylab out of its orbit, Pandy. I always
- wondered why it crash-landed when it did."
- "Well, Kama, we'd better get out of here fast, before the space station
- crashes. Before we decide where to go, though, I suggest that we stay away
- from Australia, since that's where most of the bigger pieces landed."
- "I never had this in mind whenever I thought about 'burning up during
- reentry'," I quip.
- "You can still joke at a time like this?" (Stupid question!)
- "OK, let's go back to Mount Olympus right now!" I exclaim.
- "That's fine, Kama. It's probably a bit safer than here, anyway. But if I
- catch you with Aphrodite again, I'll have your balls!"
- "Oh, all right, Pandy, I promise," I say (with fingers crossed behind my
- back), "Let's go!"
- *BLINK*
- Now we're back 'home' in Olympus, after our adventures in time and space.
- What to do now? We've needled in a haystack, rocked on a rock, went out on
- a limb, fucked up a duck, made a big splash, and made a big crash.
- What could possibly happen next?
-
- Kama
-
- FINIS!
-
-