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- there was this couple where the woman worked as a volunteer
- fireperson. she would come home after her wednesday night practice
- pretty horny from sliding down the pole. after considerable
- inducements she finally convinced her husband to help her enact
- one of her fantasies after the next weeks practice.
- when she arrived home she was going to shout "alarm 1" from the
- porch, and he was supposed to run upstairs to the bedroom and
- get ready for her. then she would shout "alarm 2" and run upstairs
- and kick open the door. then she would shout "alarm 3" and take
- off her clothes and jump into bed with him...and then she could
- rescue him from his burning flames of passion.
-
- well, the next practice occurred with the usual effects and
- she went home afterwards. she got on the porch and shouted
- "alarm 1". then she rushed in and shouted "alarm 2" while
- running up the stairs. she ripped off all of her clothes while
- shouting "alarm 3" and jumped into bed. everything was going
- along really well, when she started shouting "alarm 4 ! alarm 4 !
- alarm 4 !" the husband was bewildered and finally asked her,
- in a frenzy, "what do you want ? what do you want ?" she replied,
- "more hose ! more hose !"