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- "Anal Exam"
-
- Dear Editor:
-
- I am writing to your column while the memory of recent
- events are still fresh in my mind. I've read similar
- accounts, but I never thought anything like this would ever
- happen to me.
- I'm a 24-year-old woman, 5 ft., 4 inch. tall, 118 lbs.
- with a pretty nice figure, who's been reading your magazine
- for about six years. I figure it's smart for a woman to be
- well informed on what turns men on.
- Just the other day I went for a final interview on the
- new job I've been hired for. The company is a large
- manufacturer in the suburbs that has many military and
- government contracts. In the personnel office a friendly
- receptionist named Sue (not her real name) took time to help
- me fill out a couple of long questionnaires. One form was a
- physical profile which had boxes to fill in like height,
- weight, etc. As I attempted to fill in this information in
- pencil, the receptionist stopped me, saying she would weigh
- and measure me herself and type in the answers. One question
- dealt with distinguishing marks, apparently expecting a
- lengthy description of any scars, birthmarks and the like. I
- told the young woman I had none.
- She smiled and asked me to step into the adjoining room.
- There she politely asked me to strip - bare naked. I blushed
- several shades of pink at the unexpected request to disrobe.
- The receptionist apologetically explained that she must see
- for herself and went on to inform me that I was to receive a
- brief medical examination as well. I was a bit embarrassed as
- I began undressing in the presence of a total stranger.
- As directed I took off all of my clothes, placing my
- garments on a small table. Nervously I stood facing the young
- receptionist in the nude. I was instructed to stand perfectly
- still with my arms raised away from my body while she checked
- me from head to toe, looking over every inch of my naked body.
- A small birthmark was discovered between my shoulder blades
- and a tiny mole on one thigh. The receptionist took several
- photographs of my "defects" with an expensive looking
- camera, saying that she was using a telephoto lens to get
- close-up.
- An official weighing and measuring took place next. Then
- I was finger and toe printed using some kind of odd carbon
- paper. The politely professional receptionist congratulated
- me on bearing up so well and buzzed the intercom for the
- company nurse to come in.
- A few moments later a VERY young and attractive red-
- headed girl, who looked no more than 21 years of age and in a
- starched uniform entered. I felt less at ease with two people
- in the room. The nurse and receptionist exchanged a few words
- and then asked me to please climb onto a doctor's examination
- table and to lie on my stomach. I watched cautiously as the
- young nurse stretched on a pair of latex gloves. The
- receptionist asked me to spread my legs wide apart. The nurse
- held up a tube of K.Y. Jelly.
- Before I could object in any way the nurse was parting my
- bottom cheeks and sticking her finger into the mouth of my
- rectum.
- I gripped the sides of the table for dear life. Despite
- the juicy lubricant, the procedure was uncomfortable and most
- embarrassing. The nurse carefully fingered my anus, feeling
- every millimeter of my asshole. This examination was
- completed and the nurse removed the gloves with a snap,
- dropping them into a waste container.
- Further tests of hearing and eyesight were conducted as
- well as a thorough dental check. Finally I was allowed to
- dress and was brought into another room to complete another
- form.
- I guess on could argue that everything was above board,
- but I feel that the entire episode was bizarre if not totally
- humiliating. Am I to believe that every employee is subjected
- to such painstaking scrutiny? Well, I intend to make discreet
- inquiries. As for me, I start work officially the day after
- tomorrow.
-
- Sincerely,
- A.T., New York
-
- Dear A.T. - We certainly think the examination was way out of
- line. We urge you to complain.
-
- Compiled my NoCalMl "Dr. Spanks"
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