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- Married . . .With Children Part 5: Back In The Saddle Again
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- Kelly clung carefully to her tree perch. "This is SO stupid,"
- she whispered. "I can't believe I'm sitting in a tree with my little
- brother, waiting to videotape my Mom getting fucked by a stranger!"
- As he peered intently into their parents' darkened bedroom, Bud
- suddenly gestured to Kelly. "Quiet!" he hissed excitedly. "Mom's
- opening the bedroom door!"
- Kelly stared in and gasped at the sight. The door of the bedroom
- framed a silhouette of her mother kissing passionately with a tall rugged
- man. She saw Peg Bundy's hand reach out and flip on the bedroom light.
- As Kelly looked on curiously, her mouth dropped open: she recognized the
- man! It was-
- "It's Jefferson!" whispered Bud. "Holy fuckin' shit!"
- Kelly, for once in her life, was silent with shock. She thought
- she'd seen it all (and then some), but here was her middle-aged Mom
- swapping spit with the next-door neighbor as he tried to prod Peg's
- tonsils with his tongue.
- Her mother fell onto the bed panting, her blouse
- half-unbuttoned. Jefferson pulled his polo shirt off over his head,
- revealing his tanned muscular torso. He dropped to his knees, placed a
- hand on the inside of each of her Mom's thighs, and pulled down the
- zipper of her pants with his bare teeth! Through the window pane, Kelly
- could hear Jefferson boldly say, "Peggy, I'm gonna fuck you like you
- ain't never been fucked before!"
- "Bud," Kelly said in a low voice, "you'd better be taping this!"
- She heard her brother grunt affirmatively as he peered through the
- viewfinder of the camera. Kelly looked on intently as her mother and the
- handsome neighbor tore each others' clothes off . . .
- ---
- Jefferson pulled harder on the shanks of red hair grasped in his
- hands. As he held the back of Peggy Bundy's head firmly, her soft wet
- mouth slurped greedily on his swollen prick. Peg's stiff-nippled titties
- bounced against his thighs as she quickened her cock-sucking pace.
- Jefferson groaned as he looked down at the amazing view. Peg's eyes were
- screwed tight while she bobbed her red lip-sticked mouth back and forth
- on his dork with lightning speed. "Oh, Peggy!" he gasped out. "You give
- head so much better- mmph- than Marcy!"
- Peg couldn't hear Jefferson: she was too busy tasting the stiff
- meat snack in her oral cavity. Her nostrils flared with her heavy
- breathing. Each of her hands was cupping one of Jefferson's buns as she
- tried vainly to stuff more hard cock into her mouth. Peggy's tongue and
- throat worked hard to milk juicy sex-sap from the furry balls bumping
- repeatedly into her chin.
- Jefferson felt liquid heat boiling in his testicles. He moaned
- gutturally. As sweat trickled down his chest, he clenched his butt
- muscles tight and started to blow his wad. "It's a fucking gusher!" he
- proclaimed proudly.
- Peggy was in no position to argue - she was too busy trying to
- swallow the sudden surge of semen pumping into her mouth. Gagging, she
- tried to pull back but Jefferson selfishly hung on tight to the
- red-haired mother's skull. Pulse after pulse of sticky ejaculate squirted
- into her mouth, flooding it to the bursting point. Opening her mouth to
- gasp for more air, thick gobs of saliva and cum spilled out onto her chin
- and breasts.
- As he yelped with orgasmic pleasure, Jefferson's knees buckled
- and he clumsily sat on the floor. Peggy choked and gasped for air, her
- mouth and throat burning with the crude taste of Jefferson's sperm. For
- several moments, nothing was said as both of the horny fuckers caught
- their breath. As Jefferson shook his head, he reached for his pants.
- "Where are you going?" demanded Peggy as she tried to wipe the
- white smears off her tits.
- Jefferson raised his eyebrows. "Well, I'm done now-"
- "Oh no you aren't, you bastard!" said Peggy in a menacing, almost
- evil tone of voice. "We're just getting started!"
- ---
- Kelly watched, her small nipples hardening with desire as the
- carnal scene continued in front of her. After gulping down her big
- mouthful of cum, Peggy Bundy had pushed Jefferson onto his back. Climbing
- on top of Jefferson, Kelly's mother had straddled the sex-for-money
- stud. The two adults were now fucking their brains out: Peg was pounding
- up and down on Jefferson's impaling penis, her large round boobs bouncing
- with each stroke. The insatiable housewife's head lolled about as she
- groaned, causing her long red hair to whip like a comet's tail. Drool and
- dried cum coated Peggy's chin and chest. For his part, Jefferson merely
- lay on the floor, grunting with pleasure as he held onto Peg's bucking
- broad hips.
- Kelly whispered to her brother Bud, "Shit, this is something
- else, huh Bud? Bud?" She looked over when she heard no response. Her
- eyes opened even wider with surprise: Bud was masturbating furiously
- with his unbroken arm! In Kelly's excitement, she hadn't noticed Bud
- unzip his pants. She stared with disgust at the sight of her very own
- little brother flailing his curled fist on his- Wow!
- The blonde girl couldn't help looking: for such a small guy, her
- brother had a HUGE cock! Kelly blushed. Bud was hung better than just
- about any other man she'd seen!
- Bud was impervious to his sister's gaze: he was far too busy
- gaping into the viewfinder as he pulled his prong. His hand stroked back
- and forth. "Uh- I think- uh," Bud managed to croak out, "I think they're
- gonna cum soon!"
- Kelly reluctantly took her eyes from the sight of the big bobbing
- prick next to her and looked into the bedroom window.
- She saw that her Mom had increased her pumping speed. The
- helpless Jefferson hung on for dear life to the redhead's hips as his own
- ass bucked and bounced off the carpeted floor. "Oh God!" Kelly heard her
- Mom shout, "I'm almost there!"
- ---
- "Hang on, bitch!" Jefferson gasped, "I'm- I'M- CUMMING!" In a
- fury, he clutched Peggy's hips and rammed harder and faster into her
- slippery wet vagina. Like a rocket blasting into space, a shot of
- cock-cream fired up his rod into Peg. Scrunching his eyes, he grimaced as
- wad after wad of cum tore almost painfully out of his dick. Peggy
- grunted as she felt the hot tide of liquid fill her pussy. "I'M CUMMING
- TOO!" she yelled.
- ---
- Bud groaned. "So am I!" he whispered through his clenched teeth.
- With a spasm, his swollen cock-head spat out a lump of cum. The white
- slime splattered on Kelly's blue-jean clad thigh.
- "Hey!" hissed Kelly. "Fuck off!" She slapped at her brother as
- his arm pumped repeatedly. Spinning toward the bedroom window, more cum
- burst from his beating boner. Losing his foothold, Bud tottered on the
- branch. He reached out with his semen-slicked hand and grabbed his
- sister's bare arm. Shocked with the sudden wetness on her arm, she tried
- to push Bud away and lost her footing. "Oh shit!" she said as they both
- fell from the tree.
- ---
- Peggy rubbed the sweat from her eyes, then handed Jefferson his
- pants. "Hurry up and get your ass out of here!" she ordered. "My kids
- will be home soon!" Jefferson quickly pulled his clothes on. As he
- quickly went to the bedroom door Peggy called after him, "Hey, Jefferson?"
- The dazed and sore stud looked back at her with glazed eyes.
- "Yeah?" he asked.
- "Thanks a lot," the flame-haired woman grinned.
- Jefferson shook his head. "No, ma'am," he mumbled. "Thank you, Peg!"
- Peggy slowly put her clothes on and tidied up. As she looked out
- the bedroom window at the large tree in the back yard, she noticed some
- fresh streaks of white fluid dribbling down the glass. "Shit!" she
- exclaimed. "Not those damn starlings again!"
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- Married . . .With Children Part 6: A Good Show On TV
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- Al Bundy scratched at his nuts as he stared at Kelly and Bud.
- "What the hell's with you two kids?" he asked. "How could anyone be so
- damn clumsy?"
- Sitting on the sofa beside him, Kelly rubbed at the bandage
- covering her broken nose like a huge gauze beak. She turned and glared at
- her brother Bud sitting in the armchair. "It's all Bud's fault!" she
- stammered angrily. "If he hadn't hit me with his stupid-"
- "Bat!" interrupted Bud as he stared back at Kelly meaningfully.
- He held up his arm. "We were down at the park playing a ball game, and I-
- uh-"
- "Slipped with your bat, Bud?" Kelly finished, biting out each syllable.
- "Cut it out, you two!" ordered their father. "I'm tired of your
- bickering. Which reminds me: where's your mother?"
- Bud shrugged (ouch!). "When we came in the house from the, uh,
- ball game, she was out. I dunno where she is."
- "I'd like to know where she is too," said Kelly. "Bud and I need
- to talk to her."
- Al snickered. "Who knows? Maybe she's out grocery shopping."
- The three Bundy family members looked at each other, then burst into
- laughter. Al then stood up. "When your Mom gets home," he said, "let her
- know I've gone in the car to the nudie bar to watch the peelers!"
- The two teenagers waited for their father to leave, then popped
- the video tape they'd made that afternoon into the VCR. "Let's hope this
- session turned out as good as the last one." said Kelly.
- ---
- At that moment, Peggy Bundy was pushing a shopping cart through
- the local food mart. Peg threw food randomly into the buggy as she
- stumbled in a semi-daze. What's wrong with me, she thought; I can't stop
- thinking about sex! Ever since her marathon fuck with Jefferson several
- hours before, her pussy had been throbbing with desire. Peggy frowned.
- She knew it had been a while since her last fuck, but even so, she should
- have "settled down" by now! She was surprised that shopping (even just
- for groceries) hadn't taken her mind off her illicit sex fling.
- Peggy stopped in the vegetable section as something caught her
- eye. She walked over to the bin and read the sign above. Cucumbers, it
- said; half-price! Peg reached out and grasped one of the long green
- veggies. She hefted it in her hand. It felt so good: cool, crisp, and
- tasty. You could do a lot of things with a cuke like this, she thought.
- Peggy put the ripe vegetable into her cart next to a large salami sausage.
- ---
- Jefferson picked up the receiver of his ringing phone. "Hello,
- this is the D'arcy residence," he answered. Maybe it was Peggy phoning,
- he hoped; his cock was still turgid and horny from the afternoon rendezvous.
- A strangely-accented voice spoke. "Mr. D'Arcy? This is Dr. Wong,"
- the caller said. "I have very, very bad news!"
- Dr. Wong, remembered Jefferson, was the herbalist from Chinatown.
- He wondered what the old fart was phoning him for. "Go on," he answered,
- rubbing his fingers against his inflated bulge.
- "Potion I give you today all wrong!" Wong said in his thick
- Chinese accent. "I got wrong mixture of ingredients in love potion!"
- Jefferson scratched his dick. "What do you mean? It worked great!"
- "Oh no!" yelled Wong. "You took potion?"
- "Yes," answered Jefferson in puzzlement. "Why?"
- Wong sounded very upset. "Potion not good for two hours like
- normal!" exclaimed Dr. Wong. "That love potion good for two weeks!"
- ---
- As the taxi droned through the streets, Peg pressed her hand
- between her thighs. She looked at the taxi driver in front of her. A
- thick layer of glass was between them to protect the driver from
- muggers. The streets were busy and the driver seemed distracted. Fuck
- it, she thought.
- Peggy unzipped her tight polyester pants and pushed both them and
- her undies halfway down her thighs. Reaching into a grocery bag, she
- pulled out the cucumber. Watching the driver to make sure he wasn't
- catching on, Peg put the thick raw pickle next to her vaginal lips. She
- used both hands to carefully feed the long ridged cuke into her wet hot
- cunt. Biting her tongue, she slowly pushed a few inches of the cucumber
- in. "Mmm," she moaned.
- The taxi driver turned around. Luckily for Peg, he saw just her
- head and shoulders. "Hey lady," the cabbie said. "Relax! We is gonna be
- stuck in this traffic fer a while!"
- "Oh!" Peggy Bundy grunted in a daze. "Oh!- Kay!"
- ---
- "Damn!" said Bud in amazement. He rewound the tape using his
- unbroken arm. "Let's watch that again!"
- Kelly grinned, her nose bandage making her look a bit like a
- witch. "With this tape," she smirked, "we'll be able to black-mail Mom
- into giving us money for a new car!"
- "Or to pay for my tuition!" laughed Bud. As Bud rewound the
- video, Kelly sashayed into the kitchen, her buns wiggling nicely in a
- tight leather miniskirt she had changed into.
- "I'm thirsty," she said. Opening the fridge, Kelly looked inside.
- "Hey Bud!" Kelly called out. "Mom made grape kool-aid. You want some?"
- ---
- "There is no antidote!" Wong told Jefferson.
- Jefferson shrugged and laughed. "Oh well, Doc," the for-hire stud
- grinned, "I guess my wife Marcy will have to put up with me for a couple
- of weeks!"
- Wong snorted. "Make sure to destroy all potion. Otherwise sex
- drive go crazy for two full weeks!"
- "Take it easy," said Jefferson. Man oh man, he thought, Peggy's
- gonna be breaking down my door for more of my good stuff! "Don't worry,
- Doc, it's all used up-"
- Suddenly it hit him: what if Al drank some of the left-over
- kool-aid? I won't get a chance to pork Peggy again, the gigolo thought.
- "OH SHIT!" he shouted. Jefferson dropped the phone, grabbed his jacket
- and ran to the door. As he reached the door, it opened. In walked Marcy,
- his short domineering wife.
- "Where do you think you're going?" demanded Marcy. As Jefferson
- tried to think of an excuse, she pushed him toward the kitchen. "It's
- your turn to cook dinner tonight!" she scolded.
- ---
- Peggy paid the cabbie in cash, her face bearing a funny glazed
- smile. As the driver thumbed through the dollar bills, he watched Peg
- stagger toward the door of the house with her shopping bags. "Hey lady!"
- he yelled. "Are youse okay?"
- "Oh yes!" Peggy smirked at him. "I feel terrific!" After watching
- the taxi drive away, Peg unlocked the door and walked in. She saw Kelly
- and Bud watching a video on TV. As she walked past them into the
- kitchen, she called over her shoulder, "I felt like getting some food
- into the house for a change."
- Putting the groceries away, she noticed it was strangely silent.
- Peggy looked into the living room. Both teenagers were staring at her
- with mischievous grins as they sipped some kool-aid she'd made earlier in
- the day. "Kids? What's wrong?" Peg asked. Then she stepped into living
- room and froze with shock at what she saw. On the TV screen, she saw a
- blurry video image of herself, buck-naked, bobbing her open mouth up and
- down on Jefferson's jutting prick!
- "You- you bastards!" the red-haired woman shouted.
- Bud grinned and hit the fast-forward with his good arm. "Wait,"
- he said as he gulped more grape drink. "There's more to come!" Peggy
- looked at the screen again. She saw herself riding horsey-style on
- Jefferson as he lay on the floor, writhing in ecstasy. Although the
- picture was fuzzy, there was no doubt as to whom was on the tape.
- "There's no use in getting mad," warned her daughter, a smirk
- half-hidden by the nose bandage. Calmly sipping at her glass, she said,
- "We've hidden a copy, so you can keep this one as a souvenir!"
- Peggy started to cry. "You little shits!" she said to her teenage
- children. "Why did you do this? You wouldn't- no!"
- "What's that?" smiled Bud evilly. "Black-mail our own mother? Why
- as a matter of fact, yes we would!"
- "We're doing this for your own good, Mom," Kelly jumped in.
- "After all the complaining you've done about lack of sex, we're going to
- make sure you get all the sex you could ever want!"
- "Wha-what do you mean?" their mother stuttered as she wiped tears
- from her eyes.
- "Remember the little chat we told the escort service to give
- you?" replied Bud. "We asked them to let you know what being an escort
- was like."
- Peggy's face went red. Tears trickled down her face, splashing
- onto her impressive tits. "I can't ever work a job like that!" she wailed.
- "Yes, you can." Kelly took a swig of the purple drink in her
- hand. She felt flushed with the excitement of black-mailing her mother.
- "You can, and you will."
- Bud handed his mother a kleenix. It was strange, he thought; he
- should feel awful for making his mother cry, but instead he felt gleeful.
- With shock, he realized the sight of his Mom blubbering and crying away
- was arousing him: he could feel his penis starting to get hard! "It's
- simple," he explained. "You'll start working for them as soon as you
- can. You'll split the money fifty-fifty with us, or we give the tape to
- Dad!"
- Kelly leaned forward excitedly. "It's a win-win situation!" she
- giggled. "You get lots of sex, we all get lots of money, and Daddy
- doesn't know anything!"
- Peg lost it. "You- you- I hate you both!" she screamed. Peggy
- ran upstairs, crying and sniffling. As she marched up the flight of
- stairs, Bud appreciatively watched his Mom's round hooters spring up and
- down. His cock stiffened still more.
- He turned to his sister. "I'm going upstairs to give Mom more
- instructions," he said to Kelly. "Better hide the video." He walked to
- the stairs and called over to his sister, "If Dad comes home, keep him busy."
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