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- Birthday Party
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- "You can't go in there. They're still getting ready"
-
- I flashed him a sheepish look. He nodded and said loudly "I'm
- off. I should be back around midnight" so that they could hear
- him in the bedroom, then left.
-
- I went back to twitching in the living room. I am still not
- comfortable looking him in the eyes. I know that I was the one to
- insist that she tell him, but I never expected him to accept it.
- Especially not as openly as this.
-
- It's my birthday. Two married women are "getting ready" in the
- bedroom. Both husbands know, and neither one wants to kill me.
- Yet. I still think of myself as sexually deprived. At 32 (no! 33
- now) these are the third and fourth women I've ever been to bed
- with. If you're involved with two women, then a threesome is the
- obvious step. Isn't it? It seemed so when she suggested it.
-
- I guess this means that the big fight I had with "B" a month ago
- is behind us now. I haven't been with her since then. Until she
- proposed this birthday gift for me. My other lover was fascinated
- by the idea, and by the timing. I just twitch.
-
- "OK, you can go in now." I look at them. They're wearing exactly
- what they were wearing twenty minutes ago when they went in there.
- The room is identical to what it looked like twenty minutes ago.
- Who knows what "getting ready" requires in a woman. Or in two
- women. When I get anxious, I often hide in getting analytical. It
- drives some of my friends nuts.
-
- "Go ahead, take your clothes off and lie down. We'll be with you
- in a second." From "B". It sounds like the kind of thing "L"
- usually says. She knows that I'm a very direct person, more into
- action than symbology. Pure Taurus. B knows that too, but never
- used to express it quite like that. I knew that they'd compare
- notes when I introduced them to each other.
-
- OK, OK, I know. I'm twitching again. This seemed like a good
- idea on the phone. But... Deep breath. OK. Shirt off. Socks.
- I leave the jeans. You'll see why inna sec.
-
- "Happy Birthday to you!
- Happy Birthday to you!
- Happy Birthday Greg Studly
- Happy Birthday to you!"
-
- A muffin with a sparkler for a candle. I moisten my fingers and
- squeeze out the flame. Nope. Would'a been a nice macho move if
- it had worked. sigh. The muffins go on a side table. "for
- later". (?) This is my thirtythird birthday. So how come I feel
- like a fifteen year old.
-
- "How come you're still dressed?" (B)
- "Both of you are still dressed..."
- "You have to undress us" (B)
- "Ditto. I know how L likes these..."
-
- The traditional annoyance crosses her face. L has hated my
- buttonfly jeans ever since we've been going out. 4 months now. I
- got them because a discussion on a computer net said women loved
- them. Maybe not, but they're still a great tease. Well, they're
- gone now.
-
- I embrace B, start kissing her deeply and reach up the back of her
- shirt for the bra hooks. I am proud that I can unhook them
- one-handed, even with my little experience. Nope. She's wearing
- the front-hook ones today. Sigh. So much for suave and
- sophisticated. I break the clinch, and reach up the front. She
- lifts the shirt out of the way. I unhook one of the five or six
- that are there and stop. A hand on my inner thigh. I look down.
- L is already naked and caressing my legs. She's staying away from
- my action zone, I guess until she knows I'm paying attention. I
- look back at B. Didn't I... Right. I undo the rest of the bra
- and reach for a breast. L's hands appear out of nowhere and "deal
- with" the bra somehow. I look down. The rest of B's clothing is
- gone somehow. L, I guess.
-
- "OK, everyone onto the bed" (L)
- "Do I have to?" (grinning)
-
- "If you don't, we'll start without you." A believable threat.
- They're both happily bi, though B didn't realize it until I
- introduced her to L. One of the REASONS I introduced her to L.
- Oops. Getting analytical again. Instead of... They're
- waiting... They're lying there naked with exactly the right
- amount of space between them.
-
- I crawl in between them, lie on my back and put an arm under each.
- Kiss L. Kiss B. Now what do I do with my hands? All I can reach
- are backs and asses. I can't even reach either head without
- breaking an arm off. So I play with backs. And with assflesh.
- And play tongue sushi. For too long. Now what. Do I make a
- move, or does one of them. Finally, L heads "down". She kisses
- it, and moves on to kissing B where it counts. She keeps one hand
- moving slowly on me and uses the other with B. I've finally got a
- hand free, and reach for B's breast. Her nipples come up like
- magic. I alternate between sucking a nipple and more tongue
- sushi. I've finally got my right hand freed and am playing with
- an ear.
-
- I look down. I see L's hand on my cock, moving slowly, and a some
- of the rest of her. The breast that I can see has an intensely
- erected nipple. I WANNA SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING. I can't. I return
- to B's breasts.
-
- "Is she ready down there?"
- "(mumble murph) She ready."
-
- I roll back onto my back. B rolls onto me. L makes some
- adjustments then fits us together. B starts moving. I make the
- appropriate counter-moves. Where is L? Must be watching. I
- don't see her at all. Yes. She's sitting on my ankles. I, um.
- Right. I rapidly hit my traditional barely-sub-orgasmic plateau
- and stayed there. And stayed there. Drives the women mad. Or so
- they tell me. I'm not too aware of the next ten minutes. L is
- watching us from "below", occasionally touching here, and there.
- I ride on the very edge of 'gasm while B comes up to the edge, to
- it and over. I suppress my response to her 'gasm. I'm back into
- awareness and need my reserves for the next part.
-
- B disengages, moves up a few inches, and lies on me. I'm enough
- taller that she can kiss me and leave my action zone free for L.
- Who has it. I'm into her mouth, and back to my sub-O'bital
- plateau again in an instant. B has my mouth in full action, and
- is playing with my chest. Time passes, but I don't notice. I'm
- HERE, wherever here is. And I come. Loudly, and copiously.
-
- "Awright!" (B). B rolls off of me to watch L's conclusion. L
- swallows a couple of times, polishes me off and moves up to kiss
- me. "I guess I got something for your birthday, too!" I'm
- sensitive about oral sex and they've been trying to get me to come
- that way for 4 months now. L is fascinated by cum and never gets
- enough.
-
- L has kept a hand on me while we kiss. She won't let me go soft.
- It's her turn next. Suddenly I'm in her and she's sitting on me.
- Little chunks of time seem to vanish here and there. She's
- kissing B and moving on me. I move B onto my face. More time
- lost. I experience it, but I'm not doing too well at filing it
- into memories.
-
- I have two hands up. One on a B cup breast, and the other on a
- firmer C . Somewhere above that there's kissing and facework.
- But I can't see it. I'm a visual person. Cunnilingus is fun, but
- I can't see a damn thing. And it's MY party, isn't it? I mumble
- something moistly and try to clear my head from under B. It
- doesn't work. We get a moment of mass confusion where everything
- stops while they try to figure out what I want. Oops!
-
- We settle again. L is still riding me enthusiastically, and I
- have a couple of my right fingers inside B. My left hand mingles
- with L's on B's breasts. B's hands are on L's breasts and
- somewhere above that, tongue sushi continues.
-
- After only about a minute of this, I reach my plateau, and this
- time, move beyond it into explosion almost immediately. L comes
- with me and the group collapses into a pile of sweating, panting
- bodies.
-
- Rest break. I look at the clock. 11:20. An hour and 15 minutes
- of action. . More or less. I smile. Three or four minutes
- pass, until everyone is breathing normally.
-
- L reaches over to the night table and hands out the cupcakes. The
- one that had my candle on it and two others. She and B start
- feeding each other little nibbles, and fingersmears of icing.
- Like in the movies. One's on each side of me as I lie there,
- looking up at them sharing a mouthful of cupcake.
-
- As they finish, I reach up to offer more cupcake, mine, just as B
- moves to reach for something. I smear icing over the back of her
- elbow. I sit up to lick it off.
-
- SPARKS! Huh? Who would put an erogenous zone on the back of the
- arm up from the elbow? I try again. Yup. It's there. I say
- something in my normal pseudo-sarcasm. L tries the other elbow.
- B collapses across me, with smiles.
-
- L pulls my hand to her breast, and moves in for more deep kissing.
- L is a kiss person. B's hand is on me again. I'm UP! Already
- again?
-
- I break with L and crawl onto B. Into. Hmmmm... Sure I'm up,
- but I don't have the energy anymore to DO anything with it. I
- start to fade. L grabs machinery from B's toy drawer and moves
- in. I pull out and lie beside B, sucking one nipple and playing
- with the other breast. L is working her up from below. I reach
- down and feel the dildo moving in, twist, and out. L flashes me a
- grin. Time passes. I leave L to manage B's needs and veg in a
- fog of pleasant feelings. Eventually B is done. I move over
- between them again and veg out again.
-
- Time passes. 12:15. I ask "When did [he] say he'd be back?" I
- thought that he was returning about midnight. L says "two". B
- just lays there smiling.
-
- The door. Keys. Well, I guess he didn't say "Two o'clock". Deep
- down somewhere inside, I try to worry. Guys have been shot for
- less. Don't have the energy to worry. B grabs a bathrobe and
- goes to meet him. She shuts the bedroom door on her way out. "No
- hurry. Relax."
-
- Relax? Me? I sit up. Nope. I sit up. I'm still lying there.
- OK, I concentrate. I sit up. Successfully. I ask L whether my
- clothes were on her side of the bed, or out in the living room.
- Nope. What comes out is "My, um, y'know? Did ...". She is
- laughing almost hysterically. I try again. "It's ... not ... Um,
- ah,... FUNNY!". I'm a speech oriented person. It's embarrassing
- whenever this happens. They both always find it funny. I have no
- problems arranging the sentences in my head. They just don't work
- when I speak them.
-
- I summon "the engineer". One of my alternate personae. "he"
- doesn't really participate in sex, other than to critique
- technique or to post-analyze things. And "he" can speak
- afterwards.
-
- I gather my clothes and dress. Eventually. L continues to watch
- my efforts hysterically.
-
- I come out to the living room, trailing L. B's hubby is there.
- He tells me that he fixed the door on my car, more or less. He
- tells me that my brakes need adjusting. He tells me that I need a
- new gas-line filter.
-
- I mumble something at him, bow deeply at B, and leave, taking L
- with me. It's over. I'm now officially thirty-three. Or a
- teenager. Take your pick. I feel like the latter. :)
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