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- YOUR FIRST PHREDZ
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- The skinny girl, the one with the bony hips and the tits that looked like
- they got stuck on afterwards with modeling clay, just read you a list of your
- faults - I mean, like a list written on one of those long sheets of yellow
- paper with the blue and red lines for Pete's sake - and you tell her to go to
- hell, as politely as possible. And as you walk down her stairway and out her
- front walk and start up your car, you realize that the big girl you met at
- your old friend Fred's the other night, the one with the incredible green eyes
- and the big bouncy boobs and the little green shoes that looked like slippers,
- has been walking around in your brain, and now and then one of those little
- green shoes twangs the nerve that runs from your head to your dick. Laurie.
- Like a damn fool you didn't get her phone number.
- On the way home you drop by Fred's place. Fred looks like a large bear.
- His house looks like where you'd expect a large bear to live. Stringy
- furniture. Not very much light. Books everywhere. Longnecks empty of home
- brew. Peanut shells on the floor (or are they acorn hulls?) Fred must have one
- of every computer Apple ever made. He does something with cars and computers
- for a living. You and Fred pop a couple of home brews. They say PHREDZ BIG
- BEAR BRAU in sort of fake German letters, done with a computer. You never
- forget your first Phredz. If you survive it, anyhow. "Yeah, Laurie's something
- else. Teaches high school. Phone number." He does something with a computer
- and her name and address and phone number eventually pop up on a screen.
- While the computer disks whir, your mind wanders back to Fred's party the
- other night. Fred loves to roll back the peanut shells and turn on the old
- time rock and roll. You boogied with Laurie and watched her feet move in those
- little green shoes that looked like slippers. She wore a soft purple sweater
- and when her huge boobs bounced to the music her big nipples showed right
- through her bra and poked the backs of your hands. The skinny girl glared. The
- backs of your hands are still burning. The computer prints out Laurie's
- address and phone number. You gulp down the rest of the longneck. You go home
- and call Laurie. You feel like a high school kid. Even her voice has big
- boobs. Sure she'd like to have dinner at your place tomorrow evening. Her
- voice bounces "bye" and you put the phone down not quite believing it. You've
- got a date with Laurie. You fall into bed worn out. Suddenly your dick's as
- hard as the nozzle on a fire hose. You think about those crazy nipples on the
- backs of your hands and you cry out "Laurie, Laurie, Laurie" when you cum.
- That's all you remember.
- The next day after work you pick up a couple of steaks and go home and
- vacuum a little and throw away the newspapers and take a shower and do all the
- other shit you do when you're having a girl over to dinner. Phredz doesn't
- seem to quite set the mood you want, so you open a bottle of red wine to go
- with the steaks At 6:30 the doorbell rings and there's Laurie. Her big smile
- and those incredible green eyes seem to light up your whole apartment, but
- what you notice most is her cleavage peeking out of a scoop-neck white blouse.
- She looks at where you're looking and you see her blush a little. Her big ass
- bulges under her purple skirt. You stumble out "Hi! C'mon in" and she walks
- into your apartment, her big eyes bright. You talk about a lot of things while
- you grill the steaks and get dinner on the table, about her school and how
- much she cares about the kids. You can't take your eyes off her, her big
- laughing green eyes, her huge boobs riding up when she lifts her fork. She's
- fun to talk to. As for dinner, you could be eating oatmeal for all you notice.
- Maybe she feels the same way. After dinner you put some music on the stereo
- and sit down on the couch and talk some more. You feel her big butt move
- closer to you on the couch and you know what to do. You fold your arms around
- her and kiss those big luscious lips. Her tongue is soft and just a little bit
- rough. She smells like a girl. You touch the bare tops of her breasts and she
- gently pushes your hand away. You hold her and kiss her a little while longer
- and then tell her you want to make love with her and gently guide her to your
- bedroom.
- You turn on the lamp by your bed, and she turns it off again. "I'm just
- not ready for you to look at me yet. Not tonight. Maybe sometime." In the
- dark, you both slip out of your clothes. You open several snaps on her bra and
- her huge boobs flop out into your hands and both of you fall onto your water
- bed together. You kiss her mouth again and then your lips move to one of her
- luscious nipples. It fills your mouth all warm and nubbiny. One hand moves
- down over her back and over the shelf-like top of her enormous butt. Your
- other hand glides over the gentle curve of her tummy, to her big hairy
- pussy-mound. She presses even closer to you as you kiss her mouth again. Your
- finger gently spreads her fat pussy lips, wet and luscious. Buried deep inside
- them you find her clit, hard and nubby in the soft fat cunt lips. Your fingers
- gently close around its protruding tip, then your middle finger slides down to
- rub it. She moves her big butt gently in your hand. Her huge boobs press
- against you. "You're so lovely, Laurie. I wish I could see all of you," you
- whisper. "Soon", she murmurs. "Put your dick in my pussy now. Don't cum inside
- me tonight, I'm not ready."
- Your cock's hard as a poker. You mount her big body, slipping one hand
- under her luscious butt while your other hand guides your cock tip through the
- enormous cunt lips, all flooded now with warm wet pussy juice. Your first fuck
- thrust gives her all you've got, and she moves that big butt to meet it. Her
- big body blends into the water bed mattress, until it feels like you're
- fucking a whole world of big luscious woman. Her enormous boobs push against
- your chest. She murmurs "Suck my titties" and you pick up a fat flopper and
- take its hard nipple into your mouth. She moves her butt even more and starts
- making cumming noises. You keep up the fuck thrusts and she keeps cumming. Her
- tight pussy squeezes and sucks at your dick, and you know that your dick isn't
- going to take no for an answer for very much longer.
- "Let me suck you off now," she says, and you slip out. Somehow she
- rearranges herself so your hands can reach her boobs, and she daintily opens
- her mouth around your love banana. She knows right where the tip of her tongue
- will do the most good, and you know there's no more holding back. You cry out
- "Oh Laurie, Laurie, Laurie" and pour out your salty fuck juice onto her teasing
- tongue. She keeps on teasing as she sucks out every drop. You embrace her and
- hold her big body close, totally exhausted, folding her into your arms,
- sandwiching your body in between her soft warm body and the soft warm water
- bed. You just want to lie like that and sleep with her forever.
- She breaks the spell. "I'm sorry, but I've got an awful day tomorrow.
- I've just gotta get home and get some sleep. You just sleep. Call me
- tomorrow." You hold her and kiss her once more and then she's gone. Laurie.
- Somehow you get through the next day. Your head's spinning around those
- enormous boobs. As soon as you know she's home from school you call her.
- There's that incredible warm voice. "T.G.I.F.," she chuckles. "Let's meet at
- the flea market tomorrow. I'm looking for a toaster oven. Meet me around 9
- where that old Chicano man sells vegetables. You know Isidro." The Spanish
- name rolls off her sweet tongue.
- It's already hot and dusty at the flea market when you get there. You
- check out Sam who sells old books and magazines. You buy a couple of old
- numbers of one of those magazines about really BIG girls he's put aside for
- you, but this morning Mary Waters does about as much for you as Meryl Streep.
- The flea market is the best place in town to go look at girls, particularly
- big girls, but this morning there's only one girl you want to look at. You
- head for the cool north corner where they sell fruit and vegetables. and
- that's where you find Laurie, chattering away in Spanish with the old
- vegetable man.
- When you see Laurie, you about drop what you're carrying, and your teeth
- as well. All she's wearing up top is a pale lavender cotton T-shirt with
- "Perfection" in a slanting script across the front. She's the biggest girl
- you've ever seen go braless. The T-shirt is almost horizontal above her huge
- boobs, and then hangs vertical from her erect nipples, forgetting to go back
- and wrap around her waist like you'd think a respectable T-shirt would want to
- do. Her dark areolae show through the T-shirt, even their little nubbiny bumps
- visible through the thin fabric. Below, she's wearing cut-off blue jeans,
- with a faded designer label from one of those places that makes blue jeans
- that fit women with BIG asses. Laurie's ass doesn't quite fit the cut, but
- bulges out below the raveled edge of the blue jeans to reveal its edge next to
- her big soft thigh. She chuckles "Hi" and gives you a big hug. Old Isidro is
- lucky he isn't killed by a flying zipper. You see him chuckle too, his old
- eyes crinkling. "Isidro's got the first Texas cantaloupes of the season," she
- tells you as you snuggle into her enormous melons. "I've known Isidro for
- years. His father and my grandmother went to school together on el West
- Side." You look a little puzzled. "My grandmother's an old Canary Islander
- from San Antonio. That's where I get my big green eyes." You ask her where
- she gets her Texas cantaloupes and she chuckles "from Isidro" and keeps
- laughing until her huge boobs jiggle in the glaring sun. You think you may
- just quietly go crazy.
- You take her hand and start walking along one of the dusty paths between
- the tables and tailgates. You let a fingertip trace the path between the edge
- of her butt and the edge of her thigh and she murmurs "mmmm".
- She sees a high school age kid and yells "Hi, Jimmy!"
- "Hey, Miss Laurie, look what I found." He shows her a worn old poetry
- book. She leafs through it and finds a poem.
- "They flee from me that sometime did me seek." The 400 year old words
- come to life in her soft dark voice. You can see that Jimmy's looking at her
- nipples. You see his dick bulge in his shorts. As she reads, first she looks
- at Jimmy, but now you can see her looking at you.
- "When her loose gown from her shoulders did fall
- And she me caught in her arms long and small
- Therefore all sweetly did me kiss
- And softly said, Dear heart, how like you this?"
- Her big green eyes meet yours. You like it a lot, is how you like it.
- "Jimmy's one of my real successes. When he started in my English class,
- he could just about read at sixth grade level. Now he's reading everything he
- can get his hands on."
- "I'll bet he never took his eyes off your big boobs the whole year."
- "He never took his eyes off the book." She tries to look very proper, and
- almost succeeds. "C'mon, I've gotta get this lettuce home. Follow me in your
- car. I'm parked back of Isidro's place." She gives your hand a quick squeeze.
- You follow her to her little white house. The sun's bright. Spring
- flowers bloom in the flower beds. The lawn needs mowing.
- You walk behind her into the house and into the kitchen, enchanted by her
- huge butt. She stows the vegetables in the refrigerator. As she turns around,
- you gather her into your arms for a long kiss on her luscious mouth. Then you
- do what you were aching to do at the flea market, lift up that T-shirt, take
- one of her huge breasts in both hands, and start sucking. She holds you tight
- in her cool heavy arms. Her skin is sweaty and a little bit gritty from the
- dust of the flea market. You're crazy to fuck her. You can tell by the way she
- moves her hips against you that she's crazy to fuck too. You both move off to
- the bedroom. Sunlight streams through the windows onto the floral-print
- bedspread. You slip the T-shirt over her head, and she gets out of the cut-off
- blue jeans and you both land on the queen-size bed.
- You just can't believe how big her boobs are. They make Texas cantaloupes
- look like, well, like skinny girls. Your fingertips graze over pale white
- stretch marks, smooth and fibrous as some exotic leather, that begin just
- below her neck and reach down almost to her areolae. Her nipples are dark,
- hard, almost half an inch tall. You take one of them in your mouth, trying to
- suck in the pale brown areola, but your mouth can't take it all in, so you let
- your fingertips caress its smooth, slightly bumpy edge. With both hands you
- try to hold the huge udder to your mouth, but they don't begin to reach around
- it. You let go with one hand to try to hold the other breast, your fingertips
- closing around the erect nipple. She makes yumming noises.
- After a while your hand slips down her smooth, slightly bulging tummy to
- the soft hairy pussy-mound. You caress it until your finger slips into the
- soft smooth pussy lips, thicker and fatter than you ever dreamed pussy lips
- could be. Your fingertips meet around the bulging clit, then your middle
- finger starts to run along its shaft. You keep sucking the huge luscious
- nipple. You'd like to move to the other boob but it's all just too big. "Eat
- me," she murmurs.
- You go down on her and spread her huge soft thighs. Sunlight streams onto
- her luscious pussy as you spread it with your hands. You see her inner pussy
- lips, like soft fleshy pink rose petals, as your tongue meets the protruding
- clit tip between them and your lips meet around it. Your hands reach up to
- grasp her swollen breasts. "Eat me deep," she gasps, and you plunge your
- tongue deep along the shaft of her big clit. "Put your fingers inside me." You
- put two fingers inside her flowing pussy. She starts to move deep inside,
- incredibly tight around your fingers. "I'm cumming, I'm cumming," she screams,
- moving tighter and faster. "Fuck me now! Fuck me NOW!"
- You climb on top of her big body and drive your cock all the way in with
- one huge fuck thrust. Her cunt grips your cock so tight it almost hurts. She
- moves her enormous butt in time with your fuck thrusts and screams "fuck me!
- Oh, fuck me!" Her nails claw your back as she cums once more, then relaxes.
- "I wanna be on top now." You slip out of her and roll over on your back,
- your cock still rock-hard, and she sits down on your hips and fucks herself
- down onto your cock. She leans forward so her long brown hair falls over your
- face like a curtain that hides both of you from the whole outside world. Her
- mammoth mammaries, swollen still bigger with her crazy lust, hang into your
- waiting hands. She starts to move that wonderful butt of hers up and down. You
- start sucking one of her big nipples and she cums again, bucking and pitching.
- Finally you can't stand it any longer.
- "I'm gonna turn you over and fuck your fat cunt again and cum inside
- you."
- "Oh yeah, I wanna cum when you do." Once again you get on top and start
- to move. You cry out "Oh Laurie, Laurie, Laurie" as your boiling hot fuck juice
- pours out inside her. She keeps moving her big butt and screams. You collapse
- onto her, and both of you lie motionless and exhausted for long minutes.
- Finally you roll off and take her in your arms and you both sleep.
- When you wake up, her lovely round face is beside you on the pillow, her
- enormous boobs pressing against your chest. All you feel like saying is
- "Laurie, you're so lovely, you're so big, you're so wonderful."
- "You were so good to me with your big loving cock."
- "You're so lovely. Why wouldn't you let me look at you naked before?"
- "I'm always afraid the first time. Guys have given me so much shit
- about how fat I am, what a pretty face I have and how pretty I'd be if I
- weren't so fat. One guy even said I needed a boob job." Tears begin to well up
- in her eyes.
- "I can't believe it. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." You
- aren't bullshitting her when you say it. "What made you decide to trust me?"
- "At the flea market, when you ran your fingertip along the bottom of my
- butt. I figured any guy who'd do that in the flea market must be turned on by
- me just like I am."
- You tell her you've been hurt too. You tell her about the skinny girl and
- the list of your faults. The tears are gone as she about rolls off the bed
- laughing. "I know who you're talking about. I've heard that same story about
- her from two of my girl friends. That's what you get for running around with
- skinny girls." The way she drags out the word skinny, it sounds like something
- nice people don't do.
- She slips out of bed and goes to the refrigerator for a couple of beers.
- You swallow the insipid supermarket brew and make a mental note to bring her a
- six pack of Phredz. She slips on a terry cloth bathrobe - purple of course -
- that doesn't begin to come to terms with her enormous cleavage. You sit down
- together on the couch. On the end table there's a picture of a young guy, a
- Green Beret. He has the same round face and bright green eyes Laurie does. "My
- kid brother," she explains. "He's off somewhere in Central America." She looks
- thoughtful. "My brothers and I, we've all got minds of our own."
- Two thoughts run through what's left of your brain.
- You'd kick every Communist ass in El Ropo with that guy.
- And you'd sure like to have a kid with those big green eyes.
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