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- Subject: Bambi's Last Gasp
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- Date: 13 Jan 1994 04:56:29 GMT
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- Bambi's Last Gasp
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- She went to the woods and stumbled upon a dead body. Her
- sweltering flesh hovered over the body as she stood there, leaving droplets of
- her sweat to fall on the corpse. She instantly felt an intense heat and
- chill crawling up her spine as her nipples hardened. "Well, Shazam!", she
- sputtered, for nothing else could fall from her innocent pouty lips. Bambi
- was intrigued by the nakedness of the motionless sexless corpse. As she
- scratched her crotch, she thought to herself- I wonder, how I wonder why I
- wonder about wondering, but I digest or digress, either way I wonder what
- I was going to wonder about. Ah hell.
- Just as she was about to caress the flaky and so un very keri
- moisturized skin, Pumpkin the Pan and his trusty sidekick Rudy the
- Reindeer enter the clearing. With horror in her eyes and a shaking between
- her thighs, Bambi clutched her supple firm breasts and fainted. Pumpkin
- thrusts his pan flute into Rudy's face as he galloped to Bambi's side. "Oh
- fair and endowed maiden, you have stolen my heart ...How I love thee let
- me count the ways," cooed Pumpkin," One your vagina, two your breasts,
- three your erogenous zones, four lips..Excetera..Excetera." Rudy gasps and
- grows steadily red in the nose. Bambi awakens totally mesmerized by the
- sight of a bushy monobrowed freak of nature. Dreaming hazily of a handsome
- man, Bambi presses her body against Pumpkin's furry fleshy buff buck.
- Rudy ran anxiously to the corpse's side, nudging its crotch with
- its shiny red warm moist nose. The corpse inadvertently begins a series
- of spastic pelvic thrusts. "Oh could it be...have I found thee?", cried
- Rudy excitedly.
- Did Rudy really find who he was looking for? could it be 'it'? Has
- pumpkin truly found the woman of his dreams? Will Bambi freak when she
- realizes Pumpkin doesn't shave his back regularly? Stay tuned for more
- misadventure's of Bambi's Last Gasp....
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- All flames or suggestions or random comments are welcomed :)
- Reply away.
- J and M
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