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- Anyone offended by scenes of udder depravity, ritual humility
- and really bad grammar are encouraged to read on.
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- Anyone else who is offended by the following story are encouraged
- to take it as a sign of intact sense of taste and decorum in an otherwise
- meaningless cruel world. We don't get much of that, so take it while
- you can get it.
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- The takeoff was uneventful,
- except for the usual
- sobbing and screaming.
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- I can't help it, I always do that when I fly.
- The Flight Attendant, a slim blonde with a
- southern accent and a name-tag that said "Susan",
- tried her best to calm me down.
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- "Sir, let go of my lay-egg" she said, her voice
- a sultry moan, as she pried my fingers one-by-one
- off her smooth, tanned knee. "The other passengers
- are starting to scream, too," she continued, "especially
- the old lady sitting next to you. Perhaps if you let
- go of her head and took her glasses out of your mouth
- and quit makin' that sound like a cat being boiled,
- we could all calm down a little."
-
- I realized she probably was right. The way she was looking
- at me made the hair on my neck stand up. The little vixen
- was giving me *that* look, a leer of pure lust mixed with the
- promise of a definite "maybe".
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- I felt "The Pride" stirring in my pants, awakened from its
- turtle-tucking-it's-head-back-into-its-shell attitude
- as he began to remember his duty as the indicator of the
- state of my body's hydraulic systems. "What's shakin', Pop?"
- he said.
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- "Thank God," I said to myself, "now here is something to
- take my mind off the fact that we're hurtling through space
- at umpteen miles an hour with only a few dozen dials and a
- coke-head in a control tower somewhere between our
- destination and our becoming flaming wreckage spread over
- the countryside."
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- Susan looked deep into my eyes, and said; "Sir, would you
- please quit hollering, leave that poor lady next to you
- alone and follow me?"
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- With that, she bent down to unfasten my safety belt, and I
- caught a whiff of her. It was that primal female smell,
- that musky odor of roasted almonds, jet fuel and hair spray.
- As she leaned close, I gazed in rapture up at her lovely
- face, framed like a halo by a helmet of shellacked blonde hair.
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- As she fumbled with the seat belt, she put her lips close
- to my ear and in a husky whisper spoke the words I will always
- remember; "I have exactly what you need."
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- Immediately, I was overcome with a feeling of intrigue
- and desire. As she finally got the seatbelt buckle loose
- from behind my raging hardon, she gave me a wicked grin.
- I wasted no time in fumbling my wife's bifocals
- out of my mouth, and I got up and followed that beautiful
- ass toward the rear of the plane.
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- Another Flight Attendant was headed up the aisle toward us with
- a cart loaded with sodas, little bags of roasted almonds, and
- miniature bottles of very expensive liquor. Susan stopped her and
- whispered something in her ear. The other Flight attendant giggled
- like a schoolgirl, looked about furtively, and handed Susan five or
- six of the little bottles. Then she passed something to her so
- quickly I couldn't quite make out what it was.
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- Susan turned to me and nodded in the direction of
- the bathroom, indicating with her eyes that I was to go
- in there and wait for her.
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- Meanwhile, the other attendant began passing drinks out
- to the passengers. As I neared her, I could see she
- was really built, with long slender legs that came up and
- made a perfect ass of themselves, and rather large breasts,
- especially for a Flight Attendant. (I'd have to say she
- was at least a 34-b.) Her name-tag read; "Helga".
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- I squeezed around Helga, and could not help but feel her
- round buttocks and firm thighs as they rubbed against me.
- I also couldn't help but feel the hard edge of the cart
- against my crotch as the cart suddenly, mysteriously rammed me
- ever so slightly. Luckily, the engorged monster in my pants
- absorbed most of the shock and once I got off a fellow
- passenger's lap, I was able to resume my way toward my destiny.
-
- I slipped into the tiny bathroom and locked the door. The
- "occupied" light went on, and I turned to smile at myself in
- the mirror. "My God," I said to myself, "but you are a handsome
- devil!" True, what was left of my hair was standing on end in some
- places, and I was pale and shaking from the roar of the engines.
- I also noticed that my eyes had that deer-in-the-headlights look
- about them, but I knew that my time was at hand, and I would be
- ready.
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- Chuckling to myself, I began to take off my rayon hawaiian shirt.
- Then I unbuckled the white belt on my green bermuda shorts and
- slipped them and my boxer shorts over my wingtip loafers.
- I looked down at my raging erection, and I rubbed my hand through
- my hair quickly and thus lubricated, slipped most of my hand
- over my throbbing cudgel. I looked in the mirror and opened my
- fist a bit so I could gaze upon its swollen purple head as I
- prepared for the task soon to be at hand.
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- Soon there was a gentle knock at the door. I unlocked it and
- opened it just a tad. Sure enough, it was my Susan, come to
- welcome me to the "mile-high club" and fulfil my every carnal
- desire.
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- She pushed the door open quickly and began to squeeze past
- me into the small space. She looked down, and her eyes got
- real wide, and then she made a remark about my being nude
- and highly aroused.
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- I was pleased at her surprise, because I knew that she also felt
- the same longing and deep lust as me. I had seen it in her eyes.
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- I wrapped my arms around her and drew her near, my lips seeking hers.
- My eyes were closed as I opened my mouth and let my tongue
- protrude, making suggestive flicking motions in her direction
- in a universal gesture I was sure she would understand.
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- She freed herself from my grasp, said "I'll be right back", and
- before I knew it she was gone. I look again into the mirror
- and marvelled at the thickness and heft of my raging four-incher
- as it throbbed in my hand.
-
- In what seemed like an eternity, but was probably only a few
- seconds, she returned. Susan flung the door open and quickly
- brushed past me. As I fell back onto the toilet, I saw that
- she was leading someone else into the tiny, cramped bathroom.
- It was Helda!
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- I tried to rise, to take these two lovely wanton lasses in my
- arms and bury my face into their nethermost recesses, when
- Helga said "Oh shit!" and pushed me back down. She immediately
- leaned over me, her breast brushing against my face as she reached
- behind me for something.
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- Suddenly there was a loud whooshing sound
- and an incredible feeling of suction on my ass. I realized she
- had flushed the toilet. I was stuck, but that could not stop me
- from the objects of my every desire, squeezed into the small space
- together before my naked, steaming eyeballs.
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- Susan was perched atop the sink, with one foot against the opposite
- wall and the other on the side of the toilet. I grabbed the leg
- nearest me and began fondling her calf muscle and licking her knee.
- Meanwhile, Helga was forced into a semi-crouch between me, Susan
- and the door. She slapped at my hands as they groped toward her
- most hidden secrets, and said to Susan; "Alright, give me some of
- those valium and one of those nips".
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- "Aha!" I thought to myself, "nips! She wants a nipple! I knew she
- was Bi!" I smiled at the thought of her naughtiness, and then
- chuckled to myself; "Or perhaps she's into Japanese girls!" Amused
- by my cleverness, I didn't see Susan give her a fistful of little
- blue pills until Helga pried my jaws open with her thumbs and crammed
- a bunch them into my mouth, nor did I note the presence of a tiny
- bottle of gin until it appeared as if by magic at my lips. Before I
- knew it, I guzzled the whole bottle, washing down the pills in the
- process.
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- Helga shot Susan a knowing, slightly cruel look and said simply;
- "another". Suddenly the second bottle was almost gone down my
- throat before I realized it was even there. It occurred to me that
- my surprise at their abilities was naive and foolish. These women
- did this for a living! I surrendered to their carnal advances.
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- The tiny room became very blurry, and I found myself losing my
- erection. I gasped "Whu..?" to them as they smiled and poured
- another drink down my throat. Finally, Susan pulled out a funny
- looking cigarette, the kind I saw once or twice when I was a boy
- in the Military Academy. She lit it, and handed it to Helga,
- who held it to my lips and with a low chortle said "Here, hot
- stuff, suck on this."
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- That all happened before the room got very dark and far away.
- I vaguely remember the sexual adventures that happened next,
- how Helga and Susan defeated gravity and various laws of both
- physics and fluid dynamics in their search for ever higher
- states of arousal, how they toyed with my body in their wanton
- striving for fulfillment, and how we all orgasmed together
- in an unidentifiable mass of flesh and fluids.
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- But mostly, I remember waking up here. How long before I get out,
- Doc? Say, could you loosen these straps a little before you go?
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