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- Almost every college freshman I knew or heard of was cooler
- than me -- not to mention that they all had lost their cherries.
- Except me. Hell, I hadn't even gotten a good case of stink
- finger, unless you can count scratching your own ass.
- Instead of spending that first year getting out there and
- copping some actual pussy like the rest of the known world, I
- continued doing what had occupied my last year and a half of high
- school: shooting up at the dark ceiling at night, aiming between
- the legs of the hovering mental image of a writhing, moaning,
- very erotic Monica.
- My roommate Darrell never gave up. Every couple weeks he would
- try to get me to go out with a friend of a friend. `Guaranteed
- squat' or `Best head in Lambda Chi' he'd tout with enthusiasm.
- But I always found a reason to go to the library or stay in the
- dorm. Yeah, I know how crazy that sounds. Go figure. 'Course, I
- didn't end my freshman year screaming and trying to tear the
- urinal out of the wall when I took a piss like Darrell did. I
- guess it's true that God takes care of angels and idiots, and I
- know that I'm no angel.
- I had no idea what had happened at home since I had left for
- school, but the atmosphere between Dad and Monica when I came
- back for the summer was, for the first time in my awareness,
- uncomfortable. After the first few days, Dad seemed to always
- have to work late, and Monica and I just sort of had to look
- after each other in his extended absences.
- I didn't mind. I continued to worship the heavenly body my
- father had somehow hooked into marriage during my junior year in
- high school.
- I remember the Tuesday with perfect clarity -- like it was this
- morning. Monica lay on a deck lounger in my favorite peach
- bikini, baking to a gorgeous bronze while hiding behind
- sunglasses and a magazine. I spent an hour hiding my boner while
- keeping my face turned toward her, staring from the tiny slits of
- my squinting eyes. `God, you're wonderful,' I kept zapping her
- with ESP. I couldn't see her eyes, but pretended that she was
- watching me with a matching hunger. And receiving my messages.
- "Warren's going to Cleveland this afternoon," she said
- suddenly, wetting a finger on her pink tongue to turn a page of
- her mag. "For a two-day seminar. Did he tell you?"
- "Nah," I mumbled. I turned and sat up, then slid into the
- chill water of the pool in a single motion. When I came
- sputtering up near her chaise, I grinned at her. "Course, it
- won't be like I'll miss him -- no more'n he's home these days,
- anyway." It wasn't a kind thing to say, but Monica didn't
- comment.
- I made a few laps and got fairly presentable before climbing
- back up on the deck. Then I sat there beside Monica, kicking the