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- Of FaIrFaX, cAlIfOrNiA
- aNd I sAw ThIs FlYeR hAnGiN`
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- nEw CaPs! FiLlEd CaViTiEs! BrInG a
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- In ThEiR kIdS tEeTh
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- AnD aLl ThAt
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- AnD dIdN`t I rEaD
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- AnD eVeRyThInG tHaT i Do Or SaY
- iS aLl GoIn` On TaPe SoMeWhErE rIgHt NoW
- pLaNtEd In My CaViTiEs
- AnD tHeY dIdN`t EvEn TeLl Me
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- iN aNd OuT oF mY mOuTh
- KeEpS wInDiNg Up On My EmPlOyMeNt ReCoRd
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- wHeRe`S tHe PlIaRs ?!?
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- ThIs Is AlL cOmInG oUt NoW ... tOdAy!
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- AgH! aGh! AgH!
- ))) wArNiNg! Do NoT tRy ThIs At HoMe !!! (((
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- MaN, lIfE iS a CoNsPiRaCy
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- nO sEcReTs LeFt In ThE lAnD oF tHe FrEe!
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- TiTlE: cAn GoD fIlL tEeTh ?!
- GrOuP: l.A.r.D.
- aLbUm: ThE lAsT tEmPtAtIoN oF rEiD [aLtErNaTiVe TeNtAcLeS rEcOrDiNgS 199o]
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