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  1.  
  2.                        THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
  3.  
  4.  
  5.                 01. Each player shall furnish his own
  6.                     equipment for play - normally one
  7.                     club and two balls.
  8.  
  9.                 02. Play on a course must be approved
  10.                     by the owner of the hole.
  11.  
  12.                 03. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is
  13.                     to get the club in and keep the
  14.                      balls out of the hole.
  15.  
  16.                 04. For most effective play, the club
  17.                     should have a firm shaft.  Course
  18.                     owners are permitted to check
  19.                     shaft stiffness before play
  20.                     begins.
  21.  
  22.                 05. Course owners reserve the right to
  23.                     to restrict club length to avoid
  24.                     damage to the hole.
  25.  
  26.                 06. The object of the game is to take
  27.                     as many strokes as necessary until
  28.                     the course owner declares that the
  29.                     play is complete.  Failure to do
  30.                     so may result in being denied
  31.                     permission to play the course
  32.                     again.
  33.  
  34.                 07. It is considered bad form to begin
  35.                     playing the hole immediately upon
  36.                     arrival at the course.  The
  37.                     experienced player will normally
  38.                     take time to admire the entire
  39.                     course with special attention to
  40.                     the well-formed bunkers.
  41.  
  42.                 08. Players are cautioned not to
  43.                     mention other courses they have
  44.                     played or are currently playing,
  45.                     to the owner of the course being
  46.                     played.  Upset course owners have
  47.                     been known to damage players
  48.                     equipment for this reason.
  49.  
  50.                 09. Players are encouraged to bring
  51.                     proper rain gear for their own
  52.                     protection.
  53.  
  54.                 10. Players should assure themselves
  55.                     that their match has been properly
  56.                     scheduled, particularly when a new
  57.                     course is being played for the
  58.                     first time.  Previous players have
  59.                     been known to become irate if they
  60.                     discover someone else playing on
  61.                     what they consider to be a private
  62.                     course.
  63.  
  64.                 11. is in shape for play at all times.
  65.                     Some players may be embarrassed if
  66.                     they find the course to be
  67.                     temporarily under repair.  Players
  68.                     are advised to be extremely
  69.                     tactful in this situation.  More
  70.                     advanced players will find
  71.                     alternative means of play when
  72.                     this is the case.
  73.  
  74.                 12. The course owner is responsible
  75.                     for the manicuring and pruning of
  76.                     the bush around the hole to allow
  77.                     for improved viewing of, alignment
  78.                     with and approach to the hole.
  79.  
  80.                 13. Players are advised to obtain the
  81.                     course owners permission before
  82.                     attempting to play the back nine.
  83.  
  84.                 14. Slow play is encouraged.  However,
  85.                     players should be prepared to
  86.                     proceed at a quicker pace, at
  87.                     least temporarily, at the course
  88.                     owners request.
  89.  
  90.                 15. It is considered outstanding
  91.                     performance, time permitting, to
  92.                     play the hole several times in one
  93.                     match.
  94.  
  95. END
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