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  14.     *** THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS -- AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE! ***
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  16.                               Compiled by MICRONEWS
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  29.                        (__)             (__)             (__)    
  30.                        (oo)             (oo)             (oo)    
  31.                 /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     
  32.                / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||      
  33.               *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      
  34.                  ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~      
  35.                    Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       
  36.                                  with milk     after milking     
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  39.                  (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  40.                  (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  41.           /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  42.          / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  43.         *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  44.         \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  45.           Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  46.             on grass         on cow
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  54.          (oo)                       U
  55.   /-------\/                    /---V
  56.  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  57. *  ||----||
  58.    ~~    ~~
  59. Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
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  63.                              (__)                 vv    vv
  64.                              (oo)                 ||----||  *
  65.                       /-------\/                  ||     | /
  66.                      / |     ||                  /\-------/
  67.                     *  ||----||                 (oo)
  68.                        ~~    ~~                 (~~)
  69.                     
  70.                     American Cow            Australian Cow
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  77.              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  78.              (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  79.       /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  80.      / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  81.     *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
  82.        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  83.     Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  84.     Arriving at Rit     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
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  86.              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  87.              (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  88.       /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  89.      / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  90.     *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  91.        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  92.     Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
  93.                           psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
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  99.                                                  /  \                 ||
  100.                       (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  101.                       SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  102.                /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  103.               / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  104.              *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  105.                 ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
  106.              This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  107.            to George Washington       this cow                   cow
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  109.                                                           (__)
  110.                   *        (__)                           (oo)
  111.                    \       (oo)                     /------\/
  112.                     \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
  113.                      | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
  114.                      ||----||                    *  ||----||
  115.                      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
  116.               Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  117.                 to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
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  125.                          ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
  126.                   /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
  127.                  / |     ||V                   |        |
  128.                 *  ||----||                    ||------||
  129.                    ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
  130.          The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  131.        the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
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  133.                     (__)                   (__)
  134.                     [##]                   (@o)
  135.              /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  136.             / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  137.            *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  138.               ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
  139.         This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  140.          to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
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  149.                     (____)             (____)                           (____)
  150.                     (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
  151.          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
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  154.       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
  155.           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
  156.      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
  157.       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow       M.C. Escher's cow had
  158.                                                           four legs or eight
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  160.                O__O                             \_|_/
  161.                (oo)                             (oo)
  162.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
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  164.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  165.          ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
  166.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
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  173.                 ~~      (oo)
  174.             ~~~~ /-------\/
  175.          ~~~~~  / |     ||
  176.        ~~~~~   *  ||----||
  177.     ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
  178. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
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  181.      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
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  185.                                               )\               (__)
  186.                                              /  \              (oo)
  187.                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  188.                                           Cow swimming at Amityville
  189.                                (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
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  200.                                                 /-\/-\
  201.                                                /|    |\
  202.                                               ~ |    | ~
  203.                       (__)                      |    |
  204.                       (DD)                      /----\
  205.                /-------\/                      /    \ \
  206.               / |     ||_\_/                  ~      * ~
  207.              *  ||----|               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  208.                 ~~    ~                   (What a bod, huh guys?)
  209.        Cow chugging brews and staring at
  210.          sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
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  221.                          O O                 O O
  222.                           \ \               / /
  223.                            \ \          (__) /
  224.             (__)            \ \         (xx)/
  225.             (DD)             \ +--------+\//
  226.      /-------\/               \|        | /
  227.     / |     ||                 +--------+
  228.    *  ||----||
  229.       ~~    ~~
  230.   Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
  231.               at Gillies in Texas
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  233.                                                                   \ (__)
  234.                                                                   \\(oo)
  235.                                                              /-----\\\/
  236.                                                             / |    (##)
  237.                                                            *  ||----||"
  238.                                                               ~~    ~~
  239.                                                         This cow plays 
  240.                                                         bagpipes.
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  251.                      (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  252.               /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  253.              / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
  254.             *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  255.                ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  256.             
  257.             Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
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  269.                     (__)                                              (__)
  270.                     (oo)                                              (oo)
  271.              /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  272.             / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  273.            *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  274.               ~~    ~~                              ~~                ~~
  275.                                                          Stretch Cow
  276.             Cow in Argyle                 *
  277.                                        **   **
  278.                                   * **  * * *  **
  279.                                  *   /  /   \ *  *
  280.                               \  \ /  \        / /
  281.                            *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \
  282.                              /           (00)  / /
  283.                              \    /-------\/   \ \
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  285.                            \ \  *  ||----||    \ \
  286.                           /  /     ~~    ~~    / /
  287.                                   Cow in Heat
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  299.                                         /--------(00)
  300.                                        / |      |(  )
  301.                                       *  ||---- ||()
  302.                                          ||     ||
  303.                                          ~~     ~~
  304.                                     Cow Chewing Marbles
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  321.                           (oo)          o   (oo)           (oo)
  322.                    /-------\/        ____\___\/    *+-------\/
  323.                   / |     ||        / |     ||     ||______||
  324.                  *  ||----||       *  ||----||       ||----||
  325.                     OO    OO          OO    OO       OO    OO
  326.                  Detroit cow       Mustang cow      Pickup cow
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  328.                                   (__)             \_||_~
  329.                                   (oo)             (*||*)
  330.                    /---------------\/       /-------\||/
  331.                   / |             ||       / |     ||
  332.                  *  ||------------||      *  ||----||
  333.                     OO            OO         OO    }{
  334.                        Li-moo-cow         Teenager's cow
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  348.                                            (oo)
  349.                                     /-------\/
  350.                                    / |     ||
  351.                                   *  ||----||
  352.                                      ~~    ~~
  353.                                      Holy cow
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  355. Courtesy of MICRONEWS...                                                        
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