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Text File | 1992-01-21 | 9.3 KB | 401 lines

AFK You are Away From Keyboard %m is away from the keyboard for a moment... %y is away from the keyboard for a moment... BARF You get it out of your system. Also this afternoon's lunch. %m just barfed all over the floor! Someone call the janitor! Quick! %m just barfed ALL OVER %y! Phew! What a smell! BAG OUCH! Ooooh... time to go join the boys' choir! %m just bagged himself! Man, that must *HURT*! %m just kicked %y in the nuts! Man, that must *HURT*! BEAMUP Beam me up, Scotty! %m just beamed up to the Enterprise! %y just beamed up to the Enterprise! BLUSH Embarrassed, are we? %m is blushing. %m is blushing at %y. BODYPART Holy Violent, Batman! %m just tore off a leg! %m just tore off a leg and is hitting %y with the wet end! BONK BONK! BONK! %m is bonking. %m just bonked %y on the head! BOOT Whap! Boot to the head! %m is wearing boots today. %m is booting %y! BOUNCE Boing! %m is bouncing around the Pub. %y is bouncing around the Pub. BOW How courteous of you! %m is bowing. %m is bowing to %y. BRAWL Awright! Let's kick some ass! A brawl erupts! Bodies are flying every which way! %m is brawling with %y! BULLSHIT Stretching the truth a little, are we? %m! Get that $&*(%@# cow out of the bar! %m is bullshitting %y. BURP Gotta cut down on those Molson's! %m just BURPED! Gross! %m is burping right in %y's face! What a pig! CAB Yo! Taxi! (Call Checker 299-9999) %m just called a cab. %m just called a cab to take %y home. CARESS Oh, baby, you make me feel so.... %m just used the CARESS action incorrectly. SCHMUCK! %m is gently caressing %y. CHEER Yay!!! %m is cheering! %m is cheering for %y! CHUCKLE Funny, huh? %m is chuckling. %m is chuckling at %y. CLAP Clap clap clap! %m is clapping! %m is clapping %y on the back! COLLAPSE Thud! %m just collapsed! %m just collapsed... on top of %y! Ooh, that looks painful! COMFORT There, there, it ain't so bad! %m wants to comfort... somebody... we don't know who... %m is comforting %y. COUGH Have another smoke! %m is coughing up a lung! %m just coughed up a lung... right at %y! CURTSEY How courteous of you! %m is curtseying. %m is curtseying to %y. DANCE C'mon baby, let's do the twist! %m is dancing up a storm! %m is dancing with %y. DIE You're dead, Jim. %m just dropped dead! %y just dropped dead! DIS Phhhhzzzzzzam! %m just pulled out a disruptor! %m just blasted %y with a disruptor! Holy Toast, Batman! DODGE Hah! Missed me by a mile! %m just dodged! %m just dodged %y! DRINK This Bud's for you! %m just chugged back another beer %m just chugged back %y's drink! EGRIN You devil you! %m is sporting an evil grin! %m just flashed %y an evil grin! EXPLODE You blowed up REAL good! %m just exploded! Holy Hamburger, Batman! %y just exploded! Holy Hamburger, Batman! EYEROLL Hard on the retinas, no? %m's eyes are rolling in their sockets. %y's eyes are rolling in their sockets. FAKEQ That'll fool 'em, fer shure! %m just staggered out of the Pub. %y just staggered out of the Pub. FART Pheeww! Cut back on those Budweisers, willya? %m just cut the cheese! Holy smelly, Batman! %m farted right at %y! What a jerk eh? FINGER Your mother! %m just used the FINGER action incorrectly. %m just flipped %y the finger! FONDLE Ooooh, baby! %m is fondling... well, not a second party, knowwhatimean? %m is fondling %y! FRENCH Oh man! %m is french-kissing the bartender. Sure made HIS day! %m is french-kissing %y! FROWN Hey, cheer up, willya? %m is frowning darkly! %m is frowning at %y! GIGGLE Pretty funny, huh? %m is giggling. %m is giggling at %y. GLARE Such a nasty look! %m is glaring! %m is glaring at %y. GREET Hey there! How ya been? %m just greeted.... somebody. %m just greeted %y to the Pub. GRENADE Cover yer ass! She's gonna blow! %m just tossed a grenade! BOOM! %m just tossed a grenade! It blew %y to smithereens! GRETZKY We will sell no Whine before its time. %m is whining! %m is whining at %y! GRIN Feeling happy, are we? %m is grinning stupidly. %m is grinning at %y. GROPE Hey baby, let's party! %m is groping the bartender. He ain't impressed. %m is groping %y! GROWL Doing your Worf impression again, eh? %m is growling! %m is growling at %y! GRUNT Who pissed in your cornflakes? %m is grunting. %m is grunting at %y. HANDSHAKE Howdy! How ya doin'? %m is shaking hands with... nobody. %m is shaking hands with %y. HIT A little violent today, are we? %m just used the HIT action incorrectly. %m is hitting %y! HUG Awww.... isn't that special? %m hugs everyone. %m is hugging %y. INNOCENT Who? Me?? Nah! %m is trying to look innocent. %m is trying to appear innocent to %y. KICK Violent, aren't you? %m is kicking aimlessly. %m is kicking %y. KISS Going for the gusto, are we? %m is blowing kisses. %m just kissed %y! LAUGH Ha ha ha! %m is laughing out loud! %m is laughing at %y! LICK C'mon, man, this is a public place! %m is licking everything in sight! %m is licking %y! In public! LLAP Live Long And Prosper %m gives the Vulcan salute and says "Live Long And Prosper" %m gives %y the Vulcan salute and says "Live Long And Prosper" LOOK See anything you like? %m's eyes are roving around the Pub. %m is looking at %y. MCCOY What am I, a doctor or a bartender? A gruff doctor steps up to %m and says: "He's dead, Jim." A gruff doctor steps up to %y and says: "He's dead, Jim." MOON Hey! Your legs go right up and make an ass of themselves! %m is mooning! %m is mooning %y! NIBBLE Nibble, nibble! %m is nibbling everybody! %m is nibbling %y! NOD Uh huh. %m nods in agreement. %m nods at %y. NUDGE Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! %m is reminiscing about old Monty Python skits... %m nudges %y (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!) NUKE KA-BLAM! %m just blew up! Mis-handled the NUKE action! %m just replaced %y with a mushroom cloud! ORDER Hey, tarbender! Another Wudbeiser, willya? %m is ordering another drink. %m just ordered a %y-on-the-rocks. What an idiot, eh? PASSOUT Too much to drink, eh? THUD! %m just passed out. %y just passed out. PEANUTS Chow down! %m just grabbed the peanuts. %m just handed the peanuts to %y. PHASER He's dead, Jim. %m just used the PHASER action incorrectly. %m just pulled out a phaser and blasted %y with it! PICARD Avoiding confrontations again?! Stop changing the subject! %m just changed the subject. %y just changed the subject. PINCH Got the roving fingers, do ya? %m just used the PINCH action incorrectly. %m is pinching %y! Ouch! PISS AHHHHHHHHHHH! %m is pissing in the corner! %m is taking a piss... all over %y! POUT Boy, aren't YOU the life of the party?!? %m is pouting! %m is pouting at %y! PUNCH Oof! %m is drinking some punch. %m is punching %y! ROFL Funny, huh? %m is rolling on the floor, laughing! %m is rolling on the floor, laughing <at *%y*!) SCRATCH Scratch, scratch... %m seems a little puzzled... %m is scratching %y! SEDUCE Ooh, baby! %m seduces %m. %m is seducing %y. SHOOT Put that gun away! We don't want no trouble here! %m just pulled out a gun! %m just shot %y! SHRUG Oh well... %m shrugs his shoulders. %m shrugs his shoulders at you. SLAP A loud SLAP sound echoes off the walls. Somebody just slapped %m in the face! %m just slapped %y in the face! SLIME I ain't 'fraid of no ghost! Somebody just slimed %m! %m just slimed %y! SMACK SMACK! Somebody just smacked %m! %m just smacked %y! SMELL Sniff, sniff! %m is beginning to smell! %m is smelling %y. SMILE Such a sweet smile. %m is smiling sweetly. %m is smiling at %y. SMIRK Doing your Glen Sather impression again, huh? %m is smirking. %m is smirking... at %y! SMOKE Players? Du Maurier? What's your choice? %m lights a cigarette (in the smoking section, OF COURSE!) %m hands his cigarette to %y. SMOOCH True love! Hey, %m, who ya trying to SMOOCH, huh? Pervert! %m is smooching %y! SNEEZE Ah-choo! %m just sneezed. Gesundheit! %m just sneezed... there's a booger in %y's drink now. SNICKER Snicker, snicker, snicker! %m is snickering. %m is snickering at %y. SNIFF Sniff, boo hoo! %m is sniffing! %m is sniffing cuz %y wasn't being very nice. SNUGGLE Now isn't that cozy? n/a %m is snuggling with %y SPIT Eeeew, gross! %m just spit on the floor! %m just spit on %y! STARE Your eyes are locked! %m is staring off into space. %m is staring at %y! STRIP You rook maaaaaaahvelous! %m is stripping! %m is stripping %y! TEASE Oh, you flirt! %m is teasing! %m is teasing %y! TICKLE Tickle, tickle, tickle! %m just used the TICKLE action incorrectly. %m is tickling %y to death! TIP Gosh, thanks eh? %m just tipped the bartender. %m just tipped %y. We don't know why. TOKE Man, am I wasted! %m lights a joint and takes a slow toke. %m just passed the joint to %y. WANK C'mon man, not in public! That's disgusting! %m is wanking! What a pervert! %m is wanking %y! What a pervert! WARP Warp Nine, Mr. Data! %m just engaged warp drive. Off in space somewhere by now. %m just sent %y into warp drive! WAVE Let's do the wave! %m is waving! %m is waving at %y! WHISTLE Whistle while you work... %m is whistling nonchalantly... %m looks at %y and whistles appreciatively... WINK Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! %m is winking. %m is winking at %y! ZAP ZZZZZZZZZZap! %m just used the ZAP action incorrectly. %m just zapped %y!