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- ; MESSAGE FILE FOR AMAZEING
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- ; Format:
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- ; Each new message must begin with a tilde (~) character.
- ; Any leading spaces are removed, either those between each tilde and
- ; the beginning of the message or those at the beginning of each line.
- ; Blank lines are omitted. To show a blank line, start a line with !.
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- ; Semicolons can be used for comments
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- ~YOUR NOSE IS PRESSED TO THE WALL
- ~IS THE WALL INTERESTING THIS CLOSE?
- ~YOUR NOSE IS GETTING FLATTER
- ~WHY ARE YOU STARING AT A BLANK WALL?
- ~DO BLANK WALLS GIVE YOU INSPIRATION?
- ~YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE WALL YOU KNOW
- ~IT'S A PITY THE WALL ISN'T A MIRROR
- THEN YOU MIGHT SEE HOW DUMB YOU LOOK
- ~THIS WALL IS BLANK
- ~ANOTHER BORING WALL
- ~OUCH! YOU HURT THE WALL!
- ~THE WALL NEEDS HELP TOO
- ~STOP STARING!
- ~THE WALL IS SOLID - IT WON'T BUDGE
- ~THE MAP ON THE WALL IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO READ
- ~IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER TO THE WALL, PEOPLE MIGHT GET SUSPICIOUS
- ~YUCK - THIS WALL IS DIRTY
- ~YES - THE BLANK WALL IS STILL HERE
- ~WHY DO YOU FACE THE WALL? DO YOU HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
- ~BEHIND ALL THE DIRT, IT'S JUST ANOTHER WALL
- ~THIS WALL HAS A SIGN:
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- TAKE THE NEXT TURN LEFT TO EXIT THE MAZE
- ~THIS WALL HAS A SIGN:
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- TAKE THE NEXT TURN RIGHT TO EXIT THE MAZE
- ~THIS WALL HAS A SIGN:
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- GIVE UP AND GO HOME
- ~GO BANG YOUR HEAD ON A DIFFERENT WALL AND LEAVE THIS ONE ALONE
- ~THIS IS TAKING WALL HUGGING TOO FAR
- ~STOP LOOKING AT THE WALL AND GET ON WITH THE GAME!!!
- ~THESE WALLS GET BORING AFTER A WHILE DON'T THEY?
- ~YOU'RE GETTING WARMER...
- ~YOU'RE GETTING COLDER...
- ~THESE WALLS ARE GETTING EMBARRASSED
- ~YOU CAN TURN THESE MESSAGES OFF WITH THE OPTIONS MENU
- ~THIS WALL HAS A SIGN AND A BUTTON:
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- PRESS FOR ELEVATOR
- ~HAVE YOU READ THE CEILING LATELY?
- ~YOU'RE SURE THERE'S MUCUS IN HERE SOMEWHERE
- ~YOU'RE GONNA GET SLIMED KIDDO!
- ~YOU THINK YOU CAN SMELL MUCUS ON THIS WALL
- ~CAN'T YOU FIND YOUR WAY OUT?
- ~THE MUCUS IS COMING TO GET YOU!
- ~YOU'RE LOST - YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
- ~YOU PRESS YOUR EAR TO THE WALL...
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- YOU THINK YOU HEAR MUCUS DRIPPING ON THE OTHER SIDE
- ~YOU PRESS YOUR EAR TO THE WALL...
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- IT GETS STUCK IN SOMETHING THE MUCUS LEFT BEHIND!
- ~YOU PRESS YOUR EAR TO THE WALL...
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- NOPE, CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING
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- ~POST NO BILLS
- ~WET PAINT
- ~BUS STOP
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- ~CAUTION: Mucus Crossing Ahead
- ~If you lived here, you'd be home now
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- ~Kilroy was never here
- ~Does this wall look familiar?
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- ~STOP AHEAD
- ~JG LOVES JG
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- ~I like GRILS
- ~You mean GIRLS
- ~Then what about us GRILS?
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- ~The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
- ~NO GRAFITTI AREA
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- ~Beam me out of here, Mr. Scott
- ~The biggest mucus in the world is coming, but you have no handkerchief
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- ~Ignore these comments
- ~No, wait! Pay attention to these comments
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- ~Don't you wish this was the right place?
- ~This end UP
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