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  2. From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: I'm starting to worry about myself.
  5. Message-ID: <Jan.27.15.50.24.1993.2241@math.rutgers.edu>
  6. Date: 27 Jan 93 20:50:24 GMT
  7. Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
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  10. Yesterday, while being bored out of my mind in my Graph Theory class,
  11. I suddenly had an image of ejaculating a spray of brightly glowing
  12. pastel directed edges.
  13.  
  14. I then had a mental image of watching them flop around on the bedsheet,
  15. pathetically searching for a vertex to point into.
  16.  
  17. I sometimes worry about my mental stability.
  18.  
  19.                     - Jeff Vogel
  20.                     Rutgers math
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