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- Path: sparky!uunet!destroyer!gatech!psuvax1!psuvm!csd108
- Organization: Penn State University
- Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 15:24:35 EST
- From: <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
- Message-ID: <93025.152435CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Re: A challenge!
- References: <C14I84.5Gu@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>
- <1ji5dhINN66q@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> <1jivf8INNcj8@phakt.usc.edu>
- <73975@cup.portal.com> <93020.165658CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
- <C1A7FD.5LC@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
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- In article <C1A7FD.5LC@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F.
- Woods) says:
- >
- BRIDGET, THE TEMPEST AND TODD
- >>>>>
- The wind picked up and Bridget's print skirt wheeled towards her
- as her anal cavity opened. While furniture flew through the air and
- the grand piano came crashing down the stairs; she let out a fart and
- it was all melody, and the piano struck a dissonant chord, composing
- beautiful music as it approached its strenduous death upon the floor.
- She turned suddenly and saw Todd approaching with his slender, shapely
- legs, his bosom heaving with emotion. "Oh no," she cried, "the marmalade
- has gotten all over the thingmajig. Hey, Todd! What are you going to do
- with those
-
- --Craig
- (took out most of the >'s)
-