home *** CD-ROM | disk | FTP | other *** search
/ NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #3 / NN_1993_3.iso / spool / talk / bizarre / 46396 < prev    next >
Encoding:
Internet Message Format  |  1993-01-25  |  1.8 KB
  1. Path: sparky!uunet!gatech!darwin.sura.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!eff!ssd.intel.com!ichips!hfglobe!chnews!sedona!bhoughto
  2. From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Watch This...
  5. Date: 24 Jan 1993 06:11:38 GMT
  6. Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
  7. Lines: 47
  8. Message-ID: <1jtbuqINNjl6@chnews.intel.com>
  9. References: <1jo25uINN3ig@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
  10. NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com
  11.  
  12. In article <1jo25uINN3ig@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
  13. >In a previous article, benth@microsoft.com (Ben) says:
  14. > Mkt 52-Weeks  Company      Tick Div  Vol  Div Earn     Week's    Net
  15. > Sym High Low   Name        Sym  Amt 100's Yld P/E  High Low Last Chg.
  16. >---------------------------------------------------------------------
  17. > n  64  16.87  Med Care Am  MRX      10055 ...  18   24  22.5 24  +1.5  
  18. >                            ^^^
  19.  
  20. Yes, sadly, the biometaphysical
  21. engineering business is going to
  22. take it on the micropipette when
  23. Bill The President (acK! Thpthtt!
  24. Rescind!) starts in on the US
  25. Helth-Care system.
  26.  
  27. Best time for bottom-feeding is now,
  28. though.  Once the real carnage starts,
  29. good surgeons are going to be extra
  30. busy with self-inflicted wounds among
  31. the muckety-mucks in high finance.
  32. This will produce a surfeit of
  33. Helth-care revenues and a hefty
  34. profit of irony.
  35.  
  36. Stake out your pound of flesh
  37. while they're fresh!
  38.  
  39. > (1/4/93, Barron's, NYSE)
  40.  
  41. Any investment advice regarding the
  42. securities markets that has a mean
  43. age of half a week is shit.
  44.  
  45. X Industries doesn't deal in shit.
  46. Talk to Archer Daniels Midland for
  47. that.
  48.  
  49.                 --Blair
  50.                   "If you prick us,
  51.                    will you not do
  52.                    it again, again!
  53.                    oh! again! my
  54.                    great, loquatious
  55.                    stallion!!!"
  56.                    -Spa Nishfly(TM)
  57.                    samples available
  58.                    on request.
  59.