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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!europa.asd.contel.com!paladin.american.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!saimiri.primate.wisc.edu!ames!agate!linus!alliant!merk!spdcc!jfwhome!jfw
  3. From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
  4. Subject: Re: A challenge!
  5. Message-ID: <C1A7FD.5LC@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
  6. Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
  7. References: <C14I84.5Gu@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>  <1ji5dhINN66q@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> <1jivf8INNcj8@phakt.usc.edu>  <73975@cup.portal.com> <93020.165658CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
  8. Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:45:10 GMT
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  11. >>>>                         BRIDGET, THE TEMPEST AND TODD
  12. >>>>
  13. >>>> The wind picked up and Bridget's print skirt wheeled towards her
  14. >>>> as her anal cavity opened. While furniture flew through the air and
  15. >>>the grand piano came crashing down the stairs; she let out a fart and
  16. >>it was all melody, and the piano struck a dissonant chord, composing
  17. >>beautiful music as it approached its strenduous death upon the floor.
  18.  
  19. >She turned suddenly and saw Todd approaching with his
  20.                                                        slender, shapely
  21. legs, his bosom heaving with emotion.  "Oh no," she cried, "the marmalade
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