NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #3/NN_1993_3.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/46156

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Subject: spleen belts
Date: 22 Jan 1993 22:10:46 -0800
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Aaron P. Nielsen) writes:
)
)when I was taking a drivers ed course with a friend of mine
)several years ago, we were subjected to the wonderful movies of
)highway accidents.  Seeing the body parts strewn around the road,
)we were suddenly struck with the horrifying thought that carmakers
)may have neglected to provide adequate protection for a persons spleen
)as it stands, the seat belt with lap harness is quite unacceptable
)to protect one's spleen from permanent harm.  In order to remedy this
)atrocity, we have designed the "Spleen Belt, patent pending" to protect
)the most valuable spleen.  Because of the easy chance for blunt trauma
)to the spleen, a padded belt with mini-airbag was created to be worn
)around the sholders and waist. (yes, it covers the general area of the
)spleen).  anyway, it was powered by a micro nuclear power generator
)in order to inflate the airbag.  This self contained system would
)work even in the event of electrcal failure in the car.
)
)To make a long story short...
)
)PLEASE BUY ONE, it could save your life, or the life of a loved one.
)
)--
)Aaron Nielsen       -I tell them if they will occupy themselves
)[e-mail]     with the study of mathematics they will find
)                     in it the best remedy against the lusts of
)                     the flesh.  -Thomas Mann