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  2. From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Shakespearean complaint
  5. Date: 22 Jan 1993 19:36:25 GMT
  6. Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
  7. Lines: 18
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  9. References: <1993Jan21.193753.13918@bsu-ucs> <ddebry.727091453@itchy> <1993Jan16.033102.21292@news.nd.edu> <1jage1INNkkj@chnews.intel.com> <1993Jan17.164359.3134@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
  10. Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
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  14. hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
  15. >Blair P. Houghton writes:
  16.  
  17. >> William Shakespeare and Elvis Aaron Presley were
  18. >> photographed today eating scooter pies in the
  19. >> sauna at the Baidoa Hilton.
  20.  
  21. >>                 --Blair
  22. >>                   "I have the negatives."
  23.  
  24. > This can't possibly be true.  Elvis doesn't like scooter pies.
  25. >                     --Joachim
  26. This can't possibly be true. The Post Office has issued a stamp in
  27. commemoration of Elvis and, since their regulations prohibit the issuance
  28. of such for a live person, he must, therefore, be dead.
  29.  
  30. rp -- Q.E.D.
  31.