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- From: Gordon_Wong@mindlink.bc.ca (Gordon Wong)
- Subject: THE BEST OF THE PERSONAL ADS
- Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
- Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:27:42 GMT
- Message-ID: <20045@mindlink.bc.ca>
- Sender: news@deep.rsoft.bc.ca (Usenet)
- Lines: 30
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- [The Best of the Personal Ads]
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- Here are some of my favourites lines/comments extracted from the newspaper
- personal ads.
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- [Men to Women]
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- [1] SWM seeks female ... no major history of institutionalization.
- [2] No cappuccino creatures.
- [3] ... can say commitment without fainting ...
- [4] ... needs a playmate for hot Saturday nights, lazy Sunday mornings
- [5] I'll gladly answer your call so long you're not Gemini, don't listen to
- Barry Manilow and aren't carrying Watchtower magazine.
- [6] Madonna-esque type a bonus.
- [7] Into climbing K2 or Arctic scuba diving? Not!
- [8] Woody Allen-type (pre scandal) seeks ...
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- [Women to Men]
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- [1] Men living at home with mummy need not apply.
- [2] Chicken lady ... seeks rooster to make me crow.
- [3] ... seeks house-trained, healthy man.
- [4] No stalkers please!
- [5] Liars and freeloaders --- no thanks.
- [6] pony tail optional
- [7] feline creature waiting for a male to rub my back
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- Some people can be so clever with words. Feel free to contribute some of your
- favourites.
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