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  2. From: apdmd@usho49.hou281.chevron.com (D.M.Dunbar)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  4. Subject: "Quality" hunting program
  5. Message-ID: <1993Jan25.205513.6457@nntpserver.chevron.com>
  6. Date: 25 Jan 93 20:55:13 GMT
  7. Sender: news@nntpserver.chevron.com (USENET News System)
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  9. Organization: Chevron
  10. Lines: 220
  11.  
  12.  
  13.   ................................ 
  14.   | Population survey            | 
  15.   ................................
  16.                |            
  17.   ................................
  18.   | Meat requirements            | 
  19.   ................................
  20.                | 
  21.   ................................
  22.   | Meat requirement review      | 
  23.   ................................
  24.                | 
  25.   ................................
  26.   | Trade study                  | 
  27.   ................................
  28.                |
  29.                --------------------------
  30.   ................................      |
  31.   | Game sightings               |      |                   
  32.   ................................      |
  33.                |                        |
  34.   ................................      |
  35.   | Preliminary game selection   |      |                   
  36.   ................................      |
  37.                |                        |
  38.                ------------------------ |
  39.   ................................    | |
  40.   | Preliminary hunter selection |    | |                      
  41.   ................................    | |
  42.                | ---------------------- |
  43.                | | ----------------------
  44.                | | |
  45.   ................................
  46.   | Preliminary hunting plan     | 
  47.   ................................
  48.                | | |   
  49.                | | ----------------------
  50.                | |--------------------- |
  51.                |                      | | 
  52.                | |--------------------+-+--------
  53.                | |                    | |       |     
  54.   ................................    | |       |
  55.   | Hunt leader chosen           |    | |       |
  56.   ................................    | |       |
  57.                |                      | |       |
  58.   ................................    | |       |
  59.   | Final hunter selection       |    | |       |
  60.   ................................    | |       |
  61.                | |                    | |       |
  62.                | ---------------------+-+----   |
  63.                -----------------------+-+-- |   |
  64.                                       | | | |   |
  65.                ------------------------ | | |   |
  66.                |                        | | |   |
  67.   ................................      | | |   |
  68.   | Final game selection         |      | | |   |
  69.   ................................      | | |   |
  70.                |                        | | |   |
  71.                -------------------------+-+-+-- |
  72.                                         | | | | |
  73.   ................................      | | | | |
  74.   | Weapons development          |      | | | | |
  75.   ................................      | | | | |
  76.                |                        | | | | |
  77.                | ------------------------ | | | |
  78.                | |                        | | | |
  79.   ................................        | | | |
  80.   | Weapon selection             |        | | | |
  81.   ................................        | | | |
  82.                |                          | | | |
  83.                | -------------------------- | | |
  84.                | |                          | | |
  85.   ................................          | | |
  86.   | Weapons practice             |          | | |
  87.   ................................          | | |
  88.                |                            | | |
  89.                ------------------------     | | |
  90.                                       |     | | |
  91.   ................................    |     | | |
  92.   | Site survey                  |    |     | | |
  93.   ................................    |     | | |
  94.                |                      |     | | |
  95.   ................................    |     | | |
  96.   | Site selection               |    |     | | |
  97.   ................................    |     | | |
  98.                |                      |     | | |
  99.   ................................    |     | | |
  100.   | Site preparation             |    |     | | |
  101.   ................................    |     | | |
  102.                |                      |     | | |
  103.                | ---------------------+------ | |
  104.                | | -------------------+-------- |
  105.                | | |                  |         | 
  106.   ................................    |         |
  107.   | Final hunting plan           |    |         |
  108.   ................................    |         |
  109.                |                      |         |
  110.   ................................    |         |
  111.   | Preliminary hunting review   |    |         |
  112.   ................................    |         |
  113.                | | |                  |         |
  114.                | | -------------------+----     |
  115.                | ---------------------+-- |     | 
  116.   ................................    | | |     |
  117.   | Obtain blessing of gods      |    | | |     |
  118.   ................................    | | |     |
  119.                |                      | | |     |
  120.                -----------------------+-+-+--   | 
  121.                                       | | | |   | 
  122.                -----------------------+-- | |   | 
  123.                |                      |   | |   | 
  124.   ................................    |   | |   |
  125.   | Meat distribution plan       |    |   | |   |
  126.   ................................    |   | |   |
  127.                |                      |   | |   | 
  128.                -----------------------+---+-+-- | 
  129.                                       |   | | | | 
  130.                -----------------------+---- | | | 
  131.                |                      |     | | | 
  132.   ................................    |     | | |
  133.   | Forecast weather             |    |     | | |
  134.   ................................    |     | | |
  135.                |                      |     | | |
  136.                | ---------------------+------ | | 
  137.                | |                    |       | | 
  138.   ................................    |       | |
  139.   | Schedule hunt                |    |       | |
  140.   ................................    |       | |
  141.                |                      |       | |
  142.                | ----------------------       | |
  143.                | |                            | |
  144.   ................................            | |
  145.   | Critical hunting review      |            | |
  146.   ................................            | |
  147.                | | |                          | |
  148.                | | -------------------------- | | 
  149.                | -------------------------- | | | 
  150.   ................................        | | | |
  151.   | Site inspection              |        | | | |
  152.   ................................        | | | |
  153.                |                          | | | |
  154.                -------------------------- | | | | 
  155.                                         | | | | | 
  156.                -------------------------+-- | | | 
  157.                |                        |   | | | 
  158.   ................................      |   | | |
  159.   | Weapons inspection           |      |   | | |
  160.   ................................      |   | | |
  161.                |                        |   | | |
  162.                ------------------------ |   | | | 
  163.                                       | |   | | | 
  164.                -----------------------+-+---- | | 
  165.                |                      | |     | | 
  166.   ................................    | |     | |
  167.   | Hunter inspection            |    | |     | |
  168.   ................................    | |     | |
  169.                |                      | |     | |
  170.                | ---------------------- |     | | 
  171.                | | ----------------------     | | 
  172.                | | |                          | | 
  173.   ................................            | |
  174.   | Hunt readiness review        |            | |
  175.   ................................            | |
  176.                |                              | |
  177.                | ----------------------       | | 
  178.                | |                    |       | | 
  179.   ................................    |       | |
  180.   | Chase game                   |    |       | |
  181.   ................................    |       | |
  182.                | | |                  |       | | 
  183.                | | -------------------+------ | | 
  184.                | ---------------------+---- | | | 
  185.   ................................    |   | | | |
  186.   | Lose game                    |    |   | | | |
  187.   ................................    |   | | | |
  188.                |                      |   | | | |
  189.                ------------------------   | | | |
  190.                                           | | | |
  191.                ---------------------------- | | | 
  192.                |                            | | |  
  193.   ................................          | | |
  194.   | Catch game                   |          | | |
  195.   ................................          | | |
  196.                |                            | | |
  197.   ................................          | | | 
  198.   | Kill game                    |          | | |
  199.   ................................          | | |
  200.                |                            | | |
  201.   ................................          | | |
  202.   | Transport to cave            |          | | |
  203.   ................................          | | |
  204.                |                            | | |
  205.                | ---------------------------+-- | 
  206.                | |                          |   |  
  207.   ................................          |   | 
  208.   | Distribute meat              |          |   | 
  209.   ................................          |   | 
  210.                |                            |   |
  211.   ................................          |   | 
  212.   | END                          |          |   | 
  213.   ................................          |   | 
  214.                                             |   | 
  215.                ------------------------------   | 
  216.                |                                |  
  217.   ................................              | 
  218.   | Get caught by game           |              | 
  219.   ................................              | 
  220.                |                                | 
  221.                ----------------------------------
  222.  
  223. The REAL reason the Neanderthals became extinct.
  224.  
  225. Source unknown. 
  226.  
  227. -- 
  228. David M. Dunbar  | 
  229. C.P.T.C.         | The only reason some people get lost in thought  
  230. apdmd@chevron.com| is because it's unfamiliar territory.  
  231. (713) 596-2083   | 
  232.