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Newsgroups: alt.slack Path: sparky!uunet!gumby!yale!willamette.edu!pdudey From: pdudey@willamette.edu (Peter Dudey) Subject: I'll tell you what to call your !@#$%%^&**( cat! Message-ID: <C1LKoK.JKz@willamette.edu> Summary: I found it! Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1993 04:05:08 GMT Lines: 564 Here, as promised, is my entire band-name book. All-caps are bands, and the first title after each blank line (or group thereof) is the name of the album. The rest are songs. Any could be a cat. If you can't read this without laughing, you are pink. Or kill me. LIQUID BASSETTS Secular Hooliganism Garage a Trois Metric Tongue Pebble and Pendulum Indian Rope Trick Lambido New World Ordure Primal Soup Forklift Injuries on the Installment Plan Richard Hatch Gets Me Hot Spandexterity Amish Secret Service Nubile Savage Snake Pants Something More Illegal Loco Parentis Poopy Child THE LUMPEN ELITE The Velcro Album Bazongatron Lather, Rinse, Repeat Nazi Pocket Change Did You Know You Can Make a Bomb (Out of Playing Cards and Spit) Suicide Packed Chiseled in Spam 9B The Jell-O Album Condominion Sartorial Parsley Help! My Armpits (Are On Fire) Wainscotton Balls New York Low Orbit Cheez Whiz Enema Three Hundred Sixty Degrees Painful Discharge The Punch-Out-And-Assemble-A- Working-Toaster Album Bungee Bottles of the Damned Chancres Away Screaming Petunia Leading Cause of Death Plastic Ranarium Matterhorny Wankel Rotary Engine Achtongue CATECHASM (A Catholic heavy metal band) Codpieces for Christ Lame Incunabula A Bear to Cross Holy Bedlock Waffle Soul K-Martyr Genuflecting for Two Ruth & Naomi Sexegesis Clergybeast Churchin Inappropriate Church Procedure Sin O' Nypmhs Pope Vito XXIII Divine Photo Op Temple Prostitutes Ex Catheter Non-Prophet Organization Succubus Stop Pills for the Pantheon Glory to Godzilla Latin for Tree Slugs Jesuspicion WENIS Noys Ya Us Hematude Canker Soar Ponderous Spawnsor Denouemensch Pleonexia Zamfear Corduroy Jackboots MODULO PROFUNDO Up and cumming The Slide Rule Song His Knobs Wanderlust in Creosote Fast Cars and Cheap Toupees (Instrumental) Second cumming Hairstyle By Wookie Left the Building Prenatal Supervision Desuetude Crampartifice Satinfoil CAPITATION Slazoncha! The Defenestration of Prague Impermeable Little Steel Balls / Under My Skin Hellstrom's Skin Condition Salladin's Lamputee 1040EZ Cast Rations Off With Their Minds Melee Worms Deep Throat Marks Ultima Yule (sic) I Am Not An Animal (But I Play One On TV) THE PUDDING PLATOON Pseudonym Pseudonym Demon Yups My Soup Den Deny Us, Mop Heft Meaty Thwack Eternal Love Bunny Pagan Shtick Flophouse Fission Tackle Aerial Pornography Homuncumulus Accretion Disk Bumpernoogie Venusian Blinds Plantagenetics Feeling A Cop Snakebite Kit Door Number Three Chrome Delusion THE AFOREMENTIONED Party of the First Part 'Til Ya Puke Conspiracy to Commit Mopery Treaty of Inaction The Bathtub Rings of Saturn Vamplitude Hickeys While You Wait Virtual Geezer Magellan's Tidbits More or Less Complete Americans of Bovinity Diphallic Teratosis Trilobite Up With Apathy Hellchickens Insufficient Data Magic Shell Shock VOMITARIUM Whistling Beef The Revenge Cycle Liquid State Technology Waiting for the Go-Bots Pukelele Guttural Amidships Remorse Code Muling and Puking 3% Feline Solution Eggplant Abuse PMS Magazine Thompson's Gazelle Nasty Hazards Minivan Pizza Grout 666 THE LARDOONS Casa de Sangre y Manteca Nintendo Nipples Mechanistic Universe If Only Frogs Had Breasts Galactophage Bludgeonable Duck Tree Tribesbeing Rise Over Runny QED Dramateur Lard Doll Tubular Uvula Sausage Skins Decibelch Quean's Gambit Scotty Dogma Squid Pro Quo Wild Thingie Volva IDI AMIN & THE ATROCITIES Breadbath Alpha Beta Delta Gamma Dross and Baubles Technical Bozo Barbarian Hair Care Products Nudity Is Irrelevant Centrifugitive Phlegmingo Acronomicon Minoan Linear B Nine Stone Handicap 5 1/4" Floppy Loonytune Hyperdrive Motion Discomfort Ramendicant Abandon Head Dallas Benedicta Big Telescope You're A Nation Wives From Idaho Bandersnatch White, Colored, or Underwear? Bulk Food Cyburp I Just Met A Girl (Named Cloaca) 2 JUNG 2 DIE Sang Freud Amsterdamn Crossbow Caution: Very Sharp Hole Light Aluminium Treacle Subdude Gigglesnort Eating Your Own Head Angst Whale Maelstrombudsmanifold Portraitor Mechanical Bullshit Curly Braces Celtic Cultic Sufficiently Hedonistic Moon Porno BOVINATRIX Cat Sandwich Warp Johnson Ministry of Rutting Lost Episodes Phligmmings Mute Ant Farm Evapulation KRUNCH! THE WOUNED EUNUCHS The Mauve Album (I Might As Well Go Out The Airlock With A) Bucket On My Head Leatherette Baguette A Guy Walks Into A Bar Hamster Piercing We Know Where The Sock Go The Third Gnostril Youthful Indignation Gazillion On Your FM Dial Third Potato Imperial Decadence Tension Jockey Rhubarbed Wire Equal and Opposite Nitrogenitalia Cigargoyle Tom Swift and His Hopelessly Entangled Vas Deferens Zebulongjohns Young, Famous, and Sexy Sliderule Holster Hair to the Thrown (Stay Up All Night) Watching CHiPs Reruns Tangentry Suspicious Bulge HELLIE AND THE AMPERSAND BOYS Textbook Genitalia Porkestra Clam Domination The Turing Test The American Peephole Room Temperature Just Warmongers (Herm)Aphrodite Shaven Bald Entropical Fish Telepathological Cloudness A Narc, and Dormy Stight Cocktopus Sexually Expressionless Proscenium Pay For The Duck Primordial Scream ANTARTICAN PEOPLE'S LIBERATION FRONT Music To Swaddle Garbage By Laestrygone With The Windpipe Two Words, Rhymes With Errogenous Zoning Commission Breakfast Surreal William Buckley, Are You Melting? Random Access The Icky Album Urine, Semen & Snot Smoldering Pubes Enemy Anemone 'n' M & M Enema Mouthful of Moths Pyramidships Wingnutty THE OCTOPI Cruelty To Plants Hoping It Hadn't Happened CDs In The Microwave Moralph MansLaughter Melts In Your Pocket Crowns of Shit Hellfire Extinguisher Rate of Change Impaleface Breast In Peace Fnordstrom's Depraved New World Headbangstrom Flood Plane Plummeting Lummoxes THE LOONATIK FRYNGE Carcasses On The Line Retaining Waterfowl Plutonium Toilet Disobedientropy Elbone Corduroy Codpiece Oppressure Cooker Lobsteroids Bisexual Built For Two Attitude Adjustment SINGLES SPAYER PARTS "Ready, Squeeze, and Yank!" 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