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- From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
- Newsgroups: alt.peeves
- Subject: Traffic Peeves
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- Date: 25 Jan 1993 18:38:17 GMT
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- Leaving Sears Point International Raceway yesterday afternoon and following
- a stop for dinner at the Denny's in Vallejo with JZ, I hit the highway to
- return home. I'd spent a fairly busy afternoon helping tend to a couple of
- race cars and shlepping various objects around our paddock space, and I was
- looking forward to getting home, taking a shower and relaxing. Even without
- the physical labor aspect, a day at the track takes it out of you; being out
- in the sun, wind and noise for several hours on your feet takes its toll.
-
- The first 45 minutes or so went fine. But as soon as I reached the town
- of Albany, just north of Berkeley, traffic came to a halt. Rounding the
- hillside after a few minutes of stop-and-go, I saw a sea of brake lights all
- the way to the horizon. This was the East Bay, after all, a part of the
- Bay Area known for its horrendous traffic congestion and slowdowns for no
- apparent reason, so something like this was well within the realm of nor-
- mality for the area, generally speaking. The mere presence of a discarded
- Pepsi can on the shoulder is enough to back traffic up for miles because of
- rubberneckers. But on a Sunday evening? That was strange, and more than a
- little peevesome.
-
- I crept along at the proverbial snail's pace for several miles through
- Berkeley and Oakland until I was able to make good my escape onto the
- Bay Bridge -- or so I thought. Not a quarter-mile past the toll plaza,
- on the ramp up to the cantilever section of the bridge, there was *another*
- sea of brakelights. I figured I'd get out of the traffic by jumping over to
- my own side of the Bay as soon as I could, and get to enjoy the nighttime
- view of San Francisco from the upper deck of the Bay Bridge in the bargain,
- but I ended up spending another frustrating half hour creeping along in
- bumper-to-bumper traffic.
-
- Needless to say, this pissed me off; all I wanted to do was get home. Was
- it so unreasonable to expect the highways to be clear on a weekend, for
- Christ's sake? And this traffic wasn't even due to the snow bunnies coming
- home from Lake Tahoe, either; I only saw one car with a ski rack the whole
- time.
-
- The traffic finally broke loose where US 101 rounded Potrero Hill and turned
- south down the Peninsula past Candlestick Park, but by that time I was
- fighting to stay awake. I'd finished listening to the Jackson Browne tape
- I'd gotten out of the trunk back in Vallejo, and I'd reached the point of
- fatigue at which music was an annoyance; the B-52s album on the flip side
- would've been more than I could handle by then. Fortunately, I managed to
- make it all the way to Mountain View without falling asleep at the wheel.
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- Geoff
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