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- From: jennyg@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Well Paid in Name Only)
- Newsgroups: alt.peeves
- Subject: Re: More Gun Control
- Date: 23 Jan 1993 11:27:18 -0500
- Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
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- In article <1993Jan23.150327.17644@samba.oit.unc.edu> Blair.Haworth@launchpad.unc.edu (Blair Haworth) writes:
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- >
- >A lot (arguably almost all, but let's be charitable) of these 1400, or
- >rather, the people who incurred the 1400 deaths, can be categorized as
- >idiots; isn't it kind of likely that they'd've still rung up a pretty good
- >score without the help of ordnance?
-
- Yup, but if they had been wielding, say, paintbrushes or keyboards instead
- of guns, the only harm done would be bad art or Dalhousian posts.
-
- Having spent a great deal of time in California with big burly men who own
- firearms (and a couple of skinny emaciated men who own firearms) I've
- actually discussed this topic quite a bit. The immediate assumption made
- when I say that I think it should be difficult for people to get guns is
- that I think that this will somehow keep weapons from the hands of criminals
- or psychopaths. Of course not. So far we have no good method of distinguish-
- ing criminals and psychopaths from normal folk. At least, not the really
- dangerous ones.
-
- Idiots, however, are a different question all together. Idiots can be
- spotted fairly easily. And people who are not idiots per se, but have
- large pockets of idiocy within them, can have it explained to them before
- they try to use a gun.
-
- Leaving myself wide open for an attack by Norman Yarvin, I contend that I fall
- into the second category. I am not an idiot, but I have the hand-eye coordina-
- ation of Handi-boy (ObPopCultureReferece included just to bother Geoff).
- However, I was given profuse instructions from Don Baldwin before we hit the
- range, and was watched over by the angels of mercy (JZ, booter & Don Pette)
- whilst on the range, so I was OK.
-
- Atually, Banta was most helpful. He told me this neat trick that really seemed
- to make a difference - he said "Before you fire the gun, aim it." I probably
- wouldn't come up with a sound strategy like that until I'd had years of
- practice.
-
- So I say, make people prove they ain't idjits, and make sure they get training
- from big men with lots of testosterone before setting 'em loose with weapons.
-
- My new roomie has a friend JoSH who says we should make education illegal,
- and make guns & drugs mandatory - but have the government supply them.
- This may be the most effective form of drug/gun control suggested to date.
-
- !Peeve: New roommates with cool friends.
-
- ObPeeve: I'll be 29 on Wednesday, and am therefore nearly at the end of
- the trustable period of my life.
-
- Jenny "Menopause is just around the corner" Gutbezahl
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