wkinman@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Warren Michael Kinman) writes:
|1. The cat/buttered-bread combination equal each other out, and thus create a
| rift between the law of nature and the law of likely possibilities, and an anti-gravitional field is formed. Maybe you could strap one to your back???
|2. The law of nature (cat) and the law of likely possibilities meet, decide
| they wouldn't really get on in a long-term relationship, and split.
| Result: Cat Pate and Crackers.
This is very close to what the Oracle said when asked this question...
Oh BTW everyone... who here writes to the Oracle when they need to