NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #3/NN_1993_3.iso/spool/alt/flame/19193

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From: [e-mail] (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
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Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 10:32:47 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
>In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
>> In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
>
>> Oh you sad twit.  I call Liz an idiot because she is an idiot.  She
>> coincidentally happens to be a woman.
>
>Whine. Liz has a lot more fans than you.

No.  Liz, like you, is almost universally hated.  When she posts, flamers
from all over the net swoop down upon her and pick her pitiful missives
apart right in front of her.  They do the same with you.

>>
>> I call you a lame, dickheaded, weasel because you are a lame dickheaded
>> weasel.   You happen to be a man.  I guess by your logic, I hate men and
>> women now.                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>^^^^^^^^^^^
>So you do. We knew that.

WRONG.  I said, I hate idiots like you.

>>
>> ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN THE DARK POROUS SPACE ABOVE YOUR OILY FACE:  Idiocy
>> knows no gender,
>>as you and Liz prove quite effectively.
>
>A moron like you can't speak about proofs.

An illiterate fuckwit like you hasn't been able to speak about anything
rationally.  Moreover, I have proved beyond all doubt, and will continue
to do so, that you are an utter moron.

>>>And who are you to dictate that Liz is an idiot?!? GOD?
>> Oh, that's strikingly original.
>
>No, it is a flame of yours. I used it to show you as much
>stupid you are.

Oh, I thought you did it because you are too incompetent to use your own
material.

>> Fortunately, it doesn't take a god to realise
>> that Liz is a blithering fool, or that you have a vast quantity of compost
>> in the place of a cerebellum.
>
>Whine, whine, whine (i.e such a real lame)

Dodge, dodge, dodge (i.e. Jason is right, but I want everyone to think he's
not.  I sure hope that calling his scathing remarks "whine" works.)

>
>> By the same token, it would take a God, to
>> dictate "THE MOST WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE IN LIFE."  Lord knows, however, that
>> a moron like you can't underdstand the difference.  Can you?
>
>I am Satan, I already told you. So I don't give a shit about
>your lames and your God. Ah, see you soon on the Hell, you'll die
>soon.

Sounds like a pretty cold attitude to me.  I'm sure you'l say, "Pfui!
Hell is hot place!  All the bad evil people go to hot place, so they
are no cold!  We rape all women down in Hell!"

>>
>>> She seems fun and smart to me. How can you say this?
>> Easily, she seems like a naive, pissant-brained little cunt to me.
>
>What you think does not make any difference. You are a moron.

This coming from the gelatin-for-brains wop supreme?!  Give it up, fool.

>
>> And you seem like an unevolved, rubber-dicked piece of shit.
>
>Unevolved? If to evolve means to become as cold as you, no
>thank you.

No, unevolved means that somewhere you are stuck between a monkey and
a human being.  I gather that "rubber-dicked" and "piece of shit" was
an accurate assessment?  Good, I thought you'd agree.

I prefer to be an animal, a *party* animal.
>(Do you know the meaning of the word "Party", poor boy?)

Michele...if you wanted to try to drink me under the table, I'd be glad
to "party" you to an early grave any day of the week.
>>
>> You call me a hypocrite!!
>
>Yes, you are.
>>
>> Some of Michele's greatest hits of hypocrisy:
>>
>> "I have great repect for assholes."
>
>False.
Ha-ha!  Read some of your last postings!  You also have respect for
people you could not tolerate, remember?


>
>> "I think women is okay to do what they want to do...but they are for
>> me to fuck and if they don't fuck then they must wait to be HIT!"
>
>Good flame.
No shit.  Maybe you should try to flame more like that.  Then maybe you
wouldn't post so much drivel.  But I forget, you think drivel is *good*


>
>> "You are cold...but I think it is okay to rape...these woman ask for it."
>
>Right. You are cold, you are a moron. and women love to
>be raped. That's not my fault. Ah, and to rape/be raped is
>something *hot*.
Once again you confuse feelings with temperature.  No Michele, people
who rape are cold cruel, shitheads.

You fuck yourself again.
>>
>> I decided to defend WOMEN IN GENERAL from assholes like you.
>
>That's why you are a moron. So you don't trust women, they
>need somebody to defend them, eh?
No.  They don't. Not from a fool like you.  And when the women of alt.flame
say, okay Jason, that's enough, maybe I'll stop making such a fool out of
you.  Maybe.  You see, it is fun to make you look like the idiot you are.

To protect them, eh? To
>think for them, eh? i

To defend, and to protect is not the same thing as to think.  Once again,
you are unable to get the point.  Keep shoving that head further and further
up your ass.

>Is it to respect women to say that they need you to defend
>them?!? They can do it by theirself, THEY DON'T NEED YOU.

They don't need me.  But since no one else is gonna do it, I will.  I LOVE
humiliating you!

>Idiot, false, and hypocrite. Show this to your actresses now!
My actress friends are currently dying of laughter over your moronic
statements.

>> I chose, also
>> to attack a specific person, coincidentally a female from some species.  The
>> two do not have anything to do with one another.
>
>You attack Liz, because she is too much fun for you. You
>feel inferior, and so you hate her. Probably you had a bad
>story with a girl like Liz.
You see, Liz isn't fun.  Liz is an asshole like you.  In no way do I feel
inferior to Liz.  Most farm animals wouldn't feel inferior to Liz.
>
>>As much as I think Liz
>> is an utter fool, I would not subject her to your scheme of woman-enslavement.
>She already enslave herself, but she likes it, so that.
A fool, like you, then.

>>
>> I really don't care if women don't want me to defend them or not.
>
>Yes, you do. You want to play the role of the Cavalier, but
>YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO DO IT! That's your problem.

For the first time you've said something amusing.  (Our school mascot is
the Cavalier...also the Wahoo, a fish that can drink three times its own weight
(we are _quite_ the partiers here))

At any rate, I am not out to play Cavalier.  I am out to showcase your
stupidity for all to see.  And I am doing a fine job.
>
>>I would love for someone like Liz to one
>> day start using her brain.
>
>She is using her brain, she is smarter than you, little boy.
Ha.  No way.  You should see the mistake she made today.  Complimenting
me when she wanted to insult me.  I would never do anything that dumb.

>
>>I'd love to teach you how also.
>               ^^^^
>You can't teach anything, you are a cold loser.

I'd at least like to teach you to underline.

>> Ask yourself this:  Has any woman yet to flame me in my responses to you?
>> Has one person ever said, Jason, Michele is right?  Has any woman said so?
>
>Puah! Has any woman said, Michele, Jason is right?!?

I believe that I was called the "sensitive defender of women's RIGHTS", yes.
And most women would agree that you are a pig.

>
>> On the other hand, have you ever been flamed by anyone else for your sexism?
>
>Flamed for sexim? Hey, moron. This is alt.flame. To flame is
>good!

So you have been flamed for your sexism!!  Well you just proved my point.
Why do you think you are flamed?  I'll tell you why...people think you
are a fuckwit loser!
>
>On real life? Really I flamed them. It was fun. But speaking
>seriously with them, they told me: "Michele, you are the
>first man that told me such a *nice* thing". Learn and die.

ATTN:  Any woman who has ever said this to Michele, please let me know!!
Somehow, I know you are lying.
>
>> YES.  The evidence would indicate that I am doing a pretty good job at
>> pummeling you into oblivion.
>
>You are not flaming me, idiot. You are just annoying us.
Us?  Are you schizophrenic?  Who is this us?  You aren't going to become
one of those mindless K E N machines, are you?

>>I think that if anyone even gives a shit about
>> our argument, that they are at least sitting back and watching you get
>> beaten senseless time after time.
>
>You know? That's what *you* think. I have supporters, idiot,
>that told me that you are a moron.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  You have supporters??!  Not unless your jockstrap
talks to you you don't.  What supporters?

I think you are having delusions of grandeur.

>Run and hide? If I go away alt.flame, after few days there
>will be many posts calling for me. I know that. Instead, your
>departure will not change anything. Trust me.
Oh, really?  WHy don't you run away all the same?  I'd like to see
everyone here on their knees, begging for you to come back!

>Jorn sometime is fun. A little bit rude, idiot, but at least
>he is able to flame. He is doing better than you. Even his
>.sign was more fun than your lames.

I'm sorry if you think so.  It goes to show that you know nary a whit
about flaming.

>>>    D E A L   W I T H   I T   P I N K   B O Y ! ! !
>>
>> A breathtaking use of someone else's lame idea.
>> You cease to amaze me.
>>
>It was a gift to Liz. I support her, she is good fun, not
>like you. And then, you know, she is a woman. I have to be
>nice with them, once on a while...

When are you nice to them, before or after you beat them??