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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!usc!news.aero.org!robert
  2. From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
  5. Date: 30 Dec 1992 00:31:02 GMT
  6. Organization: Who knows? Who cares?
  7. Lines: 16
  8. Message-ID: <1hqqk6INNki6@news.aero.org>
  9. References: <S4ce.36b4@looking.on.ca> <1992Dec29.132819.11430@netcom.com> <1992Dec29.233915.21561@siemens.com>
  10. NNTP-Posting-Host: halcyon.aero.org
  11. Keywords: groan
  12.  
  13. In article <1992Dec29.233915.21561@siemens.com> aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri) writes:
  14. >#include ObSabbathRatSalad.h
  15.  
  16. Rats are not Kosher. They have no feathers, they don't swim or have scales,
  17. their hooves are not cloven, and they don't chew their cud. They've
  18. also been known to eat pork and shellfish.
  19.  
  20. Furthermore, you couldn't serve Rat on the Sabbath unless you began
  21. cooking it before sundown on Friday, and even then you'd have
  22. to leave the oven on until sundown on Saturday, by which time of
  23. course you'd have Rat Jerky. Ick.
  24.  
  25.                 R.S.
  26. (I prefer Rat Sorbet, myself.......)
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