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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!spool.mu.edu!agate!linus!alliant!merk!spdcc!jfwhome!jfw
  3. From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
  4. Subject: Re: WORKING ON CHRIST-MASS
  5. Message-ID: <BzyG11.H7I@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
  6. Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
  7. References: <1992Dec26.052422.23119@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
  8. Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 05:46:10 GMT
  9. Lines: 19
  10.  
  11. In <1992Dec26.052422.23119@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
  12. >Today is Christ-mass.  Out of a company location of over 80 people, I am
  13. >the only one who showed up.  I've been here programming for 7 hours so far.
  14. >Those lazy eggnog drinking, present wrapping, song singing, unkosher turkey
  15. >eating, alcohol drinking, drunk driving, police-attention-getting, jail-time
  16. >serving, attorney hiring, plea-bargaining, japanese electronics buying,
  17. >good-for-nothing unproductive americans.
  18.  
  19. Aw, what's the matter, Roger?  Someone hid straight pins in your Chanukah
  20. gelt?
  21.  
  22. No?
  23.  
  24. Why the hell not?
  25.  
  26. >...any I bet I'm the only one of the bastards that's actually been to
  27. >bethlaham.
  28.  
  29. Bethlaham State Hospital for the Criminally Insane?
  30.