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From: [e-mail] (David Speakman)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Manifesto (LONG) Society to Cut Up Bigotted Assholes
Message-ID: <1992Dec25.034506.13273@bsu-ucs>
Date: 25 Dec 92 08:45:06 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's
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The following a bastardized version of "The SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men)
Manifesto (a definct ultra-militant anti-male org.) I've reprinted
it with modifications to aply to the LesBiGay community.

THIS IS NOT MEANT SERIOUSLY!!!!!! --

quit reading here if you are easily offended by Militant Homosexuals!!!
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                           SCUBA
            The Society to Cut Up Bigotted Assholes, a manifesto

Life in this society, at best, an utter bore and no asect of society being at
all relevant to queers, there remains to civil-minded, responsible,
thrill-seeking queers only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation, and eliminate the homophobe.

It is now technically possible to reproduce without the aid of heterosexual
sex. We must begin immediately to do so. The male heterosexual hypothalamus is
too large. This birth defect has been known to cause increased sexual agression
and violent behavior. This defect, in itself, won't cause an individual (if
nurtured in a loving environment) to become a homicidal manic. But, large groups
of people so afflicted have been known to cause wars! The worst of the lot are
called HOMOPHOBES.

Think about it. These ultra-agressive people control our military.

The homophobe isn't unintelligent, just stupid. He knows that he is incomplete.
The homphobe lacks compassion and understanding.

To compensate for this inferiority, the homophobe claims as his own all queer
characteristics - emotional strength and independence, forcefulness, dynamism,
decisiveness, coolness, objectivity, assertiveness, morality, courage,
integrity, vitality, intensity, depth of character, etc. - and projecting on to
queers all homophobic traits - vanity, frivolty, sexual obsession, triviality,
weakness, etc.

It should be said, though, that the homophobe has one glaring area of
superiority of the lesbian, gay man or bisexual - public relations.
The homophobic claim that queers are promiscuous reflects what homophobes think
they'd find fulfulling if they weren't so full of hate.

Lesbians, in other words don't have penis envy; homophobes have pussy envy.

The homophobe, because of his obsession to compensate for not being queer
combined with his inability to relate and feel compassion, has made of the
world a shitpile.

If a large majority of queers were SCUBA, they could acquire complete control
of this country within a few weeks simply by withdrawing from the labor force,
thereby paralyzing the entire nation.

Additional measures, any of which would be sufficient to completely disrupt the
economy and everything else, would be for queers to declare themselves off the
money system, stop buying, just loot, and simply refuse to obey all laws they
don't care to obey.

The police force, the National Guard, Army, Navy and Marines combined couldn't
squelch a rebellion of a segment of the population our size, particularly when
it's made up of people they are utterly helpless without.

The conflict, therefore is not between queers and homohobes, but between SCUBA
- dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, selfish, independent, proud,
thrill-seeking, free-wheeling arrogant queers, who consider themselves fit to
rule the universe, who have free-wheeled to the limits of this "society" and
are ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer - and nice,
passive, accepting, "cultivated," polite, insecure, approval-seeking "tolerated"
queers, who can't cope with the unknown, who want to continue to wallow in the
sewer that is, at least, familiar, who want to hang back with the apes, who feel
secure only with a big, strong heterosexual man to lean on and with a slew of
homophobic faces in Wasington, DC, who are too cowardly to face up to the
hideous reality of what most people are, what their coworkers are, who have cast
their lot with the swine, who have adapted themselves animalism, feel
superficially comfortable with it and know no other way of "life," who have
reduced their minds, thoughts and sights to the homophobic level, who, lacking
sense, imagination and wit can have value only in homophobic "society," who can
have a place in the sun, or, rather, in the slime, only as hairdressers, or
closeted entertainers, who are dismissed as inconsequents by other queers, who
project their deficiencies, their homophobia, onto all queers and see the
queer as a worm.

But SCUBA is too impatient to hope and wait for the de-brainwashing of millions
of assholes.

A small handful of SCUBA can take over the country within a year by
systematically fucking up the system, selectively destroying property, and
murder:

SCUBA will become members of the unwork force, the fuck-up force; they will get
jobs of various kinds and unwork. For example, SCUBA saleseople will not charge
for merchandise; SCUBA telephone operators will not charge for calls; SCUBA
office and factory workers, in addition to fucking up their work, will secretly
destroy equipment. SCUBA will unwork at a job until fired and get a new job to
unwork at.

SCUBA will forcibly relieve bus drivers, cab drivers and subway token salers of
their jobs and run busses and cabs and dispense free tokens to the public.

SCUBA will destroy all useless and harmful objects - cars, store windows,
"family values," etc.

SCUBA will couple-bust - barge into mixed (male-female) couples, wherever they
are, and bust them up.

SCUBA will kill all homophobes who are not in the Recovering Homophobe
Auxiliary of SCUBA. Homophobes in the Auxiliary are those who are working
diligently to eliminate themselves, who, regardless of their motives, do good,
homophobes who are playing ball with SCUBA.

SCUBA will not picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to attempt to achieve its
ends. Such tactics are for nice, genteel ladies who scrupulously take only such
action as is guaranteed to be ineffective... If SCUBA ever marches, it will be
over Pat Robertson, Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbaugh's sickening faces; If SCUBA
ever strikes, it will be with in the dark with a six-inch blade.

SCUBA will always operate on a criminal as opposed to a civil disobedience
basis, that is, as opposed to openly violating the law and going to jail in
order to draw attention to an injustice. Such tactics acknowledge the rightness
of the overall system and are used only to modify it slightly, change specific
laws.

SCUBA is against the entire system, the very idea of law and governmaent. SCUBA
is out to destroy the system, not attain certain right within it. Also, SCUBA -
always selfish, always cool - will always be furtive, sneaky, underhanded
(although SCUBA murders will always be known as such).

Both destruction and killing will be selective and discriminate. SCUBA is
against half-crazed, indiscriminate riots, with no clear objective in mind, and
in which many of our own kind are picked off.

After the elimination of money there will be no further need to kill
homophobes; they will be stripped of the only power they have.

They will impose themselves only on the doormats who like to be imposed upon.
The rest of the queers will be busy solving the few unsolved problems before
planning their agenda for eternity and Utopia - completely revamping educational
programs and solving the problems of disease, old age and death.

Many queers may, for a while insist that they liked the old society, but as
they become accustomed to the NEW QUEER SOCIETY and as they become absorbed in
their projects, they will eventually come to see the utter uselessness and
banality of the homophobe.

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Gosh, I can't wait to hear the response to this..
(The purpose of posting this is the message BEHIND the words, not the words
themselves)

David