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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!usc!howland.reston.ans.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uwm.edu!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!milo.mcs.anl.gov!oxygen.aps1.anl.gov!gbanks
  3. From: gbanks@oxygen.aps1.anl.gov (Gregory Banks)
  4. Subject: Funny?
  5. Message-ID: <7255650357643@oxygen.aps1.anl.gov>
  6. Sender: usenet@mcs.anl.gov
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: oxygen.aps1.anl.gov
  8. Organization: Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago Illinois
  9. Distribution: usa
  10. Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 17:50:35 GMT
  11. Lines: 5
  12.  
  13. How are a bungee jump and a date with a hooker alike ?
  14.  
  15. They're both a quick ride for $50.00, and if the rubber breaks, your
  16. dead!
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