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Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: sparky!uunet!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!gatech!destroyer!cs.ubc.ca!uw-beaver!news.u.washington.edu!gibdo!bobk From: bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob) Subject: Bob's Christmas Collection: Part 3 Message-ID: <1992Dec24.093044.21660@gibdo.engr.washington.edu> Sender: news@u.washington.edu (USENET News System) Organization: University of Washington Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 09:33:14 GMT Lines: 2133 MERRY X'MAS (or equivalent) AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR - in many languages! Arabic-classic I'd Miilad said oua Sana saida Armenian Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand Azeri Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun Basque Zorionstsu Eguberri. Zoriontsu Urte Berri On Breton Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat Bulgarian Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo. Tchestita Nova Godina Chinese - Cantonese Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun - Mandarin Kong He Xin Xi - Hong Kong Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan - Pinyin Sheng Dan Kuai Le. Xin Nian Hao. Cornish Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth Czech Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok Danish Gl{delig Jul og Godt Nyt}r Dutch Zalig Kerstfeest en een gelukkig Nieuwjaar Prettige Kerstdagen en een Voorspoedig Nieuwjaar English Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Season's Greetings Estonian Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat Finnish Hyv?? Joulua ja Onnellista Uutta Vuotta Toivotamme Hyv?? Joulua ja Onnellista Uutta Vuotta French Joyeux Nohl et Bonne AnnJe German Frohliche Weihnachten und ein Glpckliches Neues Jahr Greek Kala Khristougena kai Eftikhes to Neon Etos Hawaiian Mele Kalikimake me ka Hauoli Makahiki ho Hebrew Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova Hindi Shub Naya Baras Hungarian Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket Icelandic Gledlig jol og Nyar Gledileg jl og farsXlt komandi =r Indonesian Selamah Tahun Baru Irish Nollaig shona dhuit agus athbhliain faoi mhaise Italian Buone Natalie e felice Capo d'Anno Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo Japanese Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto Korean Sung Tan Chuk Ha Latvian Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu Lithuanian Linksmu sventu Kaledu ir Laimingu Nauju Metu Manx Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa Marathi Shub Naya Varsh Norwegian - Ny Norsk Eg ynskjer hermed Dykk alle ein God Jul og eit Godt Nytt $r - Riksm]l Gledlig jul og godt Nytt $r Polish Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku Portuguese Feliz Natal e propero Ano Novo Feliz Natal e Bom Ano Novo Rapa-Nui Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua Romanian Sarbatori Fericite. La Multi Ani Russian Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom Samoan La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou Scottish Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur Serb-Croatian Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina Singhalese Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa Slovak Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok Slovene Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto Spanish Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ato Nuevo Swedish Glad Jul och ett gott Nytt $r Vi vill h?rmed nska en God Jul och ett Gott Nytt $r Tagalog Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon Tamil Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal Turkish Yeni Yilnizi Kutar, saadetler dilerim Ukrainian Veselykh Svyat i scaslivoho Novoho Roku Vietnamese Chuc mung nam moi Welsh Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda Some problems may happen with special characters - sorry about this. -> Please, all of you, send me whatever is missing and I'll include it in... next year's edition ! Same thing if you spot any mistake. [Note: I can't get in touch with the originator of this list, so I'll maintain it until he wants it back. Send your "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" to bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu. Thanks and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year yourself.] == From: ded@aplvax.UUCP Subject: Merry Christmas Programs Well, here it is: the long awaited list of "Merry Christmas" programs. If you are a crawled-out-from-under-a-rock sort of person and don't know what's going on here, then you should read the following sentence: I don't know what's going on here either. For some reason, I wanted to collect a group of programs which print the phrase "Merry Christmas" 15 times. If you can figure out why I wanted to do this, please let me know. Thanks alot to all the nice folks who inundated me with mail. Some of the submissions made extremely clever use of editors and utility languages (I'm particularly fond of the UNIX shell script by Ben Hyde). A few errors probably crept in due to transmission errors and my editing, and for that I apologize (because you're probably gonna be swamped by a horde of prepubescent fault finders). --Don Davis ========================================================================== /* 6502 assembly */ START LDX #$0F LOOP1 LDY #$10 LOOP2 LDA MCDATA,Y JSR $FDF0 (CHAROUT or something like that) DEY BPL LOOP2 DEX BPL LOOP1 RTS MCDATA ASC " ~ Kenn Frankel ...!sdcsvax!sdccs6!ix192 ========================================================================== /* Ada version */ with text_io; use text_io; program print_merry_christmas is begin for i in 1..15 loop put("Merry Christmas"); new_line; end loop; end print_merry_Christmas; I tested the program using the SuperSoft/Maranatha Ada compiler. -- Dave Norris ========================================================================== /* Ada */ /* This program is merely an ordinary loop. It was developed by */ /* Rob Pearce of JHU/APL. Oh yes; Rob is English. */ 1 with text_io; use text_io; 2 3 procedure number_a is 4 5 i_max:constant integer:=15; 6 type i_type is range 1..i_max; 7 8 package i_type_io is new integer_io(num=>i_type); 9 10 begin -- number_a 11 for i in i_type loop 12 i_type_io.put(item=>i, 13 width=>2); 14 put(" " & 15 "God save the Queen"); 16 new_line; 17 end loop; 18 end number_a; ========================================================================== /* Ada */ -- This program counts to 15, but does so via three "concurrently -- executing" tasks. The output has been modified to be a single -- character instead of the full "Merry Christmas" message. The -- first task prints, sequentially, 0..4. The second prints, in -- turn, 5..9; and the third sequentially prints A..E. -- -- If we had used the full "Merry Christmas" line, then the three -- concurrent tasks would have (almost certainly) interleaved their -- respective character strings, and one would have not been able to -- read any of the messages! -- -- The program was developed by Rob Pearce of JHU/APL, and was run -- on a validated Ada system, the NY University, Ada/ED. The machine -- was a VAX-11/750 under typical loading. (Note the times; they're -- about the same on an empty machine, too!) The listing has been -- edited to remove the "uninteresting" lines and the #$^& control -- characters. -- Mars Gralia -- 11/11/8 NYU ANSI-Ada/ED 1.1(11-Apr-83) FRI 11 NOV 83 09:27:31 PAGE 1 1 with text_io; use text_io; 2 3 procedure number_f is 4 5 task A; 6 task B; 7 task C; 8 9 10 task body A is 11 12 begin -- A 13 for ch in character range '0'..'4' loop 14 put(ch); 15 end loop; 16 end A; 17 18 19 task body B is 20 21 begin -- B 22 for ch in character range '5'..'9' loop 23 put(ch); 24 end loop; 25 end B; 26 27 28 task body C is 29 30 begin -- C 31 for ch in character range 'A'..'E' loop 32 put(ch); 33 end loop; 34 end C; 35 36 37 begin -- number_f 38 null; 39 end number_f; No translation errors detected Translation time: 69 seconds NYU ANSI-Ada/ED 1.1(11-Apr-83) FRI 11 NOV 83 10:34:05 PAGE 1 Binding time: 3.3 seconds Begin Ada execution 5A06B127C38D94E Execution complete Execution time: 51 seconds I-code statements executed: 97 ========================================================================== /* Algol-60 */ begin comment Algol-60 version. "Print" is system defined; integer i; for i := 1 step 1 until 15 do Print("Merry Christmas") end -- chip elliott ...decvax!dartvax!chip ========================================================================== /* Algol-68 */ BEGIN TO 15 DO print(("Merry Christmas",newline)) OD END -- Andrew Klossner (decvax!tektronix!tekecs!andrew) [UUCP] (andrew.tektronix@rand-relay) [ARPA] ========================================================================== /* APL */ __ \/ PROG ; S ___ __ [1] ! ! <- (15, pS) p S <- 'Merry Christmas' \/ --- Here's an APL version. Since APL uses more than the ASCII character set, I had to fake it some. The triangle is the greek character 'del' (an upside-down delta), the first symbol on line [1] is a 'quad', a rectangular block, the '<-' is a left arrow, and the lower-case 'p' is the greek character 'rho'. Have fun. ^-^ Bruce ^-^ ========================================================================== /* APL */ 15 15 rho 'Merry Christmas' (rho is the greek letter of that name, the reshape operator in APL) That may not count, since it's more like an expression than a program, but it will do what you asked for. I guess you could make it a program if you wanted, as follows: del merry [1] 15 15 rho 'Merry Christmas' del (del is a little upside-down triangle) Joe Ziegler ...ihnp4!pegasus!lzmi!ziegler ========================================================================== /* APL */ Here is an APL Merry Christmas. Since APL uses a different chracter set, I will use the following identifiers for non-ascii chracters: RHO - greek letter rho BOX - the rectangle or window character ASGN - the back-arrow assignment character TRI - upside-down triangle TRI merry ; mesg BOX ASGN (15,RHO mesg)RHO mesg ASGN "Merry Christmas" TRI ---From some unknown person on the other side of uucp ========================================================================== /* AWK */ awk 'BEGIN {for (i=1;i<=15;i++) print "Merry Xmas"}' /dev/null From: seismo!mcvax!steven (Steven Pemberton) ========================================================================== /* AWK */ (note that it wants some standard input): BEGIN { for (i = 0; i < 15; i++) { printf "Merry Christmas\n" } } From: David Chase <rbbb@rice> ========================================================================== /* B */ (not the predecessor of "C", by the way). HOW'TO MERRY'CHRISTMAS: FOR i IN {1..15}: WRITE 'Merry Christmas' / The string quote in B is used like the underscore in "C". HOW'TO introduces a procedure declaration. Indentation is used for grouping statements. The slash is used in WRITE-commands to indicate a newline. Actually, this definition should be followed by a call: MERRY'CHRISTMAS You could also write the body of the procedure instead of the call, and then would have no need for the definition ("B" has no clear notion of what a program is; usually it's a group of procedures and functions living together in a workspace). -- Guido van Rossum, "B Group", Centre for Mathematics and Computer Science, (CWI, formerly MC), Amsterdam {philabs,decvax}!mcvax!guido ========================================================================== /* Applesoft BASIC */ 10 FOR I = 1 TO 10 : PRINT "MERRY CHRISTMAS" : NEXT I ---From some unknown person on the other side of uucp ========================================================================== /* Basic-Plus (DEC Basic on RSTS/E) */ 10 ! Merry Christmas program & ! Written by David Kaufman for Usenet survey 20 For I = 1 to 15 \ & Print "Merry Christmas" \ & Next I 30 End ! Optional, but helps reloading command Merry Christmas! David Kaufman ...decvax!yale-comix!kaufman ========================================================================== /* BASIC */ 1000 i=0 1010 if i=15 then goto 1050 1020 print 'Merry Christmas' 1030 i = i+1 1040 goto 1010 1050 end That's All Dave Wargo UCSD ========================================================================== /* bc */ bc<<! for(i=19^83;i<=19^83+14;i++) "Merry Christmas " ! --unknown hacker ========================================================================== /* BCPL */ // Cambridge IBM implementation get "libhdr" let start(parm) be $( selectoutput(findoutput("sysprint")) for i := 1 to 15 do writef("Merry Christmas*N") $) These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* BCPL */ GET "libhdr" LET start() BE FOR index = 1 TO 15 DO writes("Merry Christmas*n") From: jd@ukc.UUCP Organization: Computing Lab. Kent University, England ========================================================================== /* Bliss-11 */ module Christmas = begin \Main\ external MsgScan; local i; incr i from 1 to 15 do MsgScan( uplit asciz "Merry Christmas%C" ); end \Main\ eludom From: leiby ========================================================================== /* C */ main() { int i; for (i=0; i<15; i++) printf("Merry Christmas\n"); } by Don Davis ========================================================================== /* CDC 6000-type assembly */ IDENT MERRY ENTRY MERRY SYSCOM B1 OUTPUT FILEB OBUF,101B,FET=8 OBUF BSS 101B COUNT DATA 14 MERRY SB1 1 MERRY1 WRITEC OUTPUT,(=C*MERRY CHRISTMAS*) SA1 COUNT SX6 X1-1 SA6 COUNT NZ X1,MERRY1 WRITER OUTPUT,R ENDRUN END MERRY Jeff Lee CSNet: Jeff @ GATech ARPA: Jeff.GATech @ CSNet-Relay uucp: ...!{sb1,allegra,ut-ngp}!gatech!jeff ...!duke!mcnc!msdc!gatech!jeff ========================================================================== /* CGOL */ ( an extensible language that translates into MACLISP) for i in 1 to 15 do print "Merry Christmas"<ESC> The value of this expression is nil, if you really want a list of them, for i in 1 to 15 collect "Merry Christmas"<ESC> Garret Swart ========================================================================== /* CLI */ To print Merry Christmas 15 times under Data General's CLI's (command line interpreters): RDOS, RTOS, DOS: MESSAGE Merry Christmas(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,) AOS, AOS/VS: write Merry Christmas(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,) (for your information, the parenthesis indicate that the command will be executed multiple times, with possible subsitutions, so "write a(b,c) d" would write two lines: "abd" and "acd". Since nothing is substituted, the same command is executed 15 times. BTW, write can be abreviated to "wr", "wri", ...) Michael Meissner Data General Corporation ...{allegra, decvax!ittvax, rocky2}!datagen!mrm ========================================================================== /* CLU */ start_up = proc () po: stream := stream$primary_output () for i: int in int$from_to (1, 15) do stream$putl (po, "Merry Christmas") end end start_up Happy Hacking! Russell Finn {decvax, eagle, mit-eddie}!mit-vax!russ RUSS%MIT-VAX@MIT-ML ========================================================================== /* CLU */ (Liskov, August 1977 CACM) start_up = proc () for i: int in int$from_to(1, 15) do stream$putl(stream$primary_output(), "Merry Christmas") end end start_up Original-From: J. Dean Brock <brock@unc> ========================================================================== /* COBOL */ IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. XMASPRINT. ENVIRONMENT DIVISION. CONFIGURATION SECTION. SOURCE-COMPUTER. UNIVAC-1110. OBJECT-COMPUTER. UNIVAC-1110. DATA DIVISION. PROCEDURE DIVISION. 0000-MAIN. PERFORM 10-PRINT 15 TIMES. STOP RUN. 10-PRINT. DISPLAY 'Merry Christmas' UPON PRINTER. From: seismo!decvax!sdcsvax!ittvax!dcdwest!noscvax!kemp ========================================================================== /* Cprolog */ /* Write Merry Christmas 15 times in 4.1bsd Cprolog * To execute, get into prolog, then issue the commands: * |?- ['xmas.p']. * |?- xmas. */ xmas :- name(Text,"Merry Christmas") , writeline(Text,15). writeline(_,0). writeline(Text,N) :- write(Text) , nl , M is N - 1 , writeline(Text,M). From: seismo!decvax!microsof!ubc-vision!mprvaxa!tbray ========================================================================== /* dBASEII */ store 0 to number do while number < 15 ? "Merry Christmas" store 1+number to number enddo release number From: seismo!philabs!sbcs!BNL!jeffy --Jeff M. ========================================================================== /* dBASE II */ SET TALK OFF STORE 0 TO counter DO WHILE counter < 15 @ counter, 0 SAY "Merry Christmas" STORE counter + 1 TO counter ENDDO RETURN From: mike@uokvax.UUCP ========================================================================== /* 'csh' command version */ repeat 15 echo Merry Christmas Original-From: Bruce Israel <israel@umcp-cs> ========================================================================== /* DCL (VAX/VMS shell) */ $ i = 1 $ loop: $ if i.gt.15 then goto done $ write sys$output "Merry Christmas" $ i = i + 1 $ goto loop $ done: $ exit From: David Chase <rbbb@rice> ========================================================================== /* DCL */ And (as I noticed that Un*x shell scripts were on your list, and in the interest of equal time) here it is in DCL (Digital Command Language, a CLI which runs on many DEC machines -- I cut my teeth on VAX/VMS): $ i = 1 $ loop: $ write sys$output "Merry Christmas" $ i = i + 1 $ if i .le. 15 then goto loop $ exit Happy Hacking! Russell Finn {decvax, eagle, mit-eddie}!mit-vax!russ RUSS%MIT-VAX@MIT-ML ========================================================================== /* DDL */ Here is a Merry Christmas program written in DDL. Yes DDL, the Dungeon Definition Language from UCLA. I have included a makefile in case you have never seen this stuff before. *********************** xmas.ddl ************************* VAR count; (count) = 1; Greetings = ( WHILE ( $lt @count 15 ) : ( $setg count ( $plus 1 @count )) ( $say "Merry Christmas\n") ) ($spec 3 0 0 0 0); START = ($sdem Greetings); *********************** makefile ************************* xmas: /usr/src/games/ddl/ddlcomp tiny < tiny.ddl > ddlcomp.out To run it type the following `/usr/games/lib/ddlrun xmas' - Joel ========================================================================== /* ed */ ed - /etc/passwd<<! 1,15g/./s/.*/Merry Christmas/p q ! From: seismo!mcvax!steven (Steven Pemberton) ========================================================================== /* ed */ (UNIX 'standard' line editor): a Merry Christmas . t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. 1,$p These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* Concurrent-Euclid */ ------------------ var xmas : module include '%IO' initially imports (var IO) begin var i : ShortInt := 0 loop IO.PutString ('Merry Christmas$N$E') i := i + 1 exit when i = 15 end loop end end module {xmas} ------------------ Stephen Perelgut Computer Systems Research Group University of Toronto Usenet: {linus, ihnp4, allegra, decvax, floyd}!utcsrgv!perelgut ========================================================================== /* Concurrent Euclid */ var MerryChristmas : module include '%IO' initially imports (var IO) begin var i: SignedInt := 15 loop IO.PutString('Merry Christmas$N$E') i := i - 1 exit when i = 0 end loop end end module From utcsrgv!utai!rayan ========================================================================== /* EYE */ Since you said "the more obscure the better", here is the program written in EYE, a language which was implemented by Kuck & Associates, Inc. of Champaign, Illinois as an implementation language for writing a large piece of software. program yule_tidings is constant number_of_times_to_print_merry_christmas : integer = 15; begin( yule_tidings ) for i:integer = 1 to number_of_times_to_print_merry_christmas loop( print_merry_christmas ) put( 'Merry Christmas' | ); endloop( print_merry_christmas ); end( yule_tidings ); Jim Davies {pur-ee parsec}!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!davies ========================================================================== /* FRED */ (a text editor) u15 jm Merry Christmas From: decvax!watmath!ljdickey ========================================================================== /* Forth */ (Forth) 15 0 DO ."Merry Christmas" CR LOOP Adam Reed AT&T Information Systems ihnp4!hogpc!pegasus!lzmi!adam ========================================================================== /* Forth */ : greetings cr 0 do ." Merry Christmas" cr loop ; 15 greetings Dave Seaman ..!pur-ee!pucc-k:ags ========================================================================== /* Fortran? */ If you want an obscure solution, try the following Fortran on a VAX. It works on BSD4.1, BSD4.1c and System V. integer table(12) data table/248514560, -552542885, 4847, -83763968 1, 323331, 1542717440, 1260, 1292108988 2, 2037543525, 1919435552, 1836348265, 684897/ call out(table) end subroutine out(code) external code call code return end -- Griff Smith AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Phone: (201) 582-7736 Internet: ggs@ulysses.uucp UUCP: ulysses!ggs ========================================================================== /* Fortran 77 */ program yule parameter (nwish = 15) c do 1 i = 1,nwish 1 print*,'Merry Christmas' c end Jim Davies {pur-ee parsec}!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!davies ========================================================================== /* FP */ (Backus' Functional Programming Language): (Using the syntax of Scott Baden's UNIX implementation) ; MC prints the string 'Merry Christmas' 15 times when applied ; to any argument and returns T. {MC %T @ out @ &%"Merry Christmas\n" @ iota @ %15} These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* GPSS */ SIMULATE GENERATE 1 TERMINATE 1 START 15,,1 REPORT TEXT MERRY CHRISTMAS END ---From some unknown person on the other side of uucp ========================================================================== /* IBM 370 assembly */ How about this one (IBM 370 assembler running VM/VPS - a local hack at Boston University): xmas csect stm r14,r12,12(r13) lr r12,r15 using xmas,r12 st r13,savearea+4 la r13,savearea * * Initialize counter * xmasloop ds 0h la r2,15 Print it 15 times qio rb=xmasrb Print "Merry Christmas" bct r2,xmasloop l r13,4(,r13) Restore registers lm r14,r12,12(r13) br r14 Return to OS xmasrb qiorb ddname=sysprint,bufad=xmasmsg,lrecl=l'xmasmsg xmasmsg dc c' Merry Christmas' Don't forget carriage control end xmas If that isn't obscure, I don't know what is. ---Sender: reg@ima!vaxine.UUCP ========================================================================== /* Icon */ # write "Merry Christmas" 15 times on standard output procedure main() every 1 to 15 do write("Merry Christmas") end "1 to 15" is a generator which produces the sequence 1..15; "every X do Y" evaluates Y for each value of X; write() writes a line of text. Randy Hudson decvax!cca!ima!inmet!rgh ========================================================================== /* Icon (Version 5) */ procedure main() every write(|"Merry Christmas") \ 15 end The more canonical solution is: procedure main() every 1 to 15 do write("Merry Christmas") end but obviously isn't as devious. ---Bill Mitchell ========================================================================== /* Imp80 */ %begin %integer index %for index = 1, 1, 15 %cycle Print String("Merry Christmas") New Line %repeat %end %of %program From: jd@ukc.UUCP Organization: Computing Lab. Kent University, England ========================================================================== /* The Kent Recursive Calculator */ there you are, here is the merry christmas program in my favourite language, krc (The Kent Recursive Calculator), a teaching and research applicative language used at the University of Kent, Canterbury, UK. the syntax is annexed and requests for the full formal description of the language (syntax+semantics) will be considered. the program is: print 0 = [] print n = "Merry Christmas":nl:print (n-1) and the command to run it (in the interpreter) is print 15! silvio lemos meira computing lab university of kent at canterbury ...vax135!ukc!srlm SYNTAX... (note: space is limited, but the syntax is available upon request; just send me a stamped, self-addressed antelope -- Don Davis) ========================================================================== /* LISP */ (do ((i 0 (add1 i))) ((eq i 15)) (msg "Merry Christmas" N)) Dave Seaman ..!pur-ee!pucc-k:ags ========================================================================== /* Scheme or Maclisp or Franz Lisp */ ; (do ((i 0 (+ i 1))) ((= i 15)) (princ "Merry Christmas") (terpri) ;new line ) -- chip elliott ...decvax!dartvax!chip ========================================================================== /* MTS Lisp */ (repeat '( print '"Merry Christmas") 15) # MTS Lisp. Bruce Wilcox, Intermetrics Inc. ========================================================================== /* LSRHS Logo */ (from the Usenix82 tape): to greet :n 10 if :n >1 then greet (:n - 1) 20 print [Merry Christmas] end greet 15 From: seismo!decvax!trw-unix!trwspp!urban (Mike Urban) ========================================================================== /* Logo */ repeat 15 [print "Merry\ Christmas] These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* LSE */ Here's a language you probably have never heard of... LSE (Langue Symbolique d'Instruction, or Symbolic Language of Instruction). I used it on some ancient machine in France (of French make) and it is roughly parallel to BASIC translated to French. It sure isn't my favorite, but it's interesting... 10 pour i = 1 jusqua 15 faire 20 20 afficher "Merry Christmas" Philippe Lacroute ..decvax!sun!cochon ========================================================================== /* m4 */ define(`merry',`ifelse(eval($1),eval(0),,Merry Christmas `merry'(eval($1-1)))')dnl merry(15)dnl Joseph L. Wood, III AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Holmdel (201) 834-3759 ariel!jlw ========================================================================== /* MACSYMA */ doit() := for i:1 thru 15 do print("Merry Christmas")$ These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* make */ If you use the following as the description file for 'make', it will satisfy your requirement. Make can be considered a language interpreter, so what the heck. ---------------------- cut ------- here ----------------------------------- .SILENT: foo_._bar_ : # some name unlikely to already exist echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas echo merry christmas ---From some unknown person on the other side of uucp ========================================================================== /* A Maryland Text Editor procedure */ --------------------------------- let a=0 next:test a<15 escape dis 'Merry Christmas' let a=a+1 jump next From: seismo!decvax!sdcsvax!ittvax!dcdwest!noscvax!kemp ========================================================================== /* Mesa 5.0 */ -- Here it is in Mesa 5.0; good luck trying to find an Alto or a D-machine -- on which to run it. DIRECTORY IODefs: FROM "iodefs" USING [WriteLine]; MerryChristmas: PROGRAM IMPORTS IODefs = BEGIN i: INTEGER; -- loop index FOR i IN [0..15) DO -- print the message 15 times WriteLine["Merry Christmas"]; -- this is the message, and the -- procedure WriteLine[] provides -- the carriage return ENDLOOP; -- go back and do it again END. -- all done -- Patrick Olmstead -- ...ucbvax!menlo70!sytek!olmstead -- ...decvax!sytek!olmstead (when decvax answers the phone) ========================================================================== /* MIX */ * * THIS PROGRAM WILL PRINT "MERRY CHRISTMAS" 15 TIMES * LP EQU 18 CARD PUNCH DEVICE * MSG ALF MERR DON'T FORGET THE BLANK SPACE FOR CCTL ALF Y CHR ALF ISTMA ALF S ORIG *+20 * START EQU * ENT1 0 INITIALIZE COUNTER * LOOP EQU * OUT MSG(LP) WRITE IT OUT JBUS *(LP) WAIT ON I/O INC1 1 R1 := R1 + 1 CMP1 =15= IF (R1 = 15) JE DONE THEN DONE JMP LOOP ELSE DO IT AGAIN * DONE EQU * HLT AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR END START -- Theodore Hope School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA CSNet: Hope @ GaTech ARPA: Hope.GaTech @ CSNet-Relay uucp: ...!{akgua,allegra,rlgvax,sb1,unmvax,ut-ngp,ut-sally}!gatech!Hope ========================================================================== /* MLisp */ (Gosling's Emacs editor extension language): (provide-prefix-argument 15 (insert-string "Merry Christmas\n")) These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* Modula-2 */ Module cheers; ODULEcheers; FROM InOut IMPORT WriteLn, WriteString; VAR i :CARDINAL; BEGIN FOR i := 1 TO 15 DO WriteString('Merry Christmas'); WriteLn; END; (*FOR I*) END cheers. From: seismo!decvax!decwrl!amd70!fortune!dsd!mush ========================================================================== /* MTS editor */ * And here is a weird one written in the MTS editor * * the @verify@-lnum says to print the new line without linenumber * '*' refers the current line number. * insert "merry christmas" @verify@-lnum copy * to * copies=14 @verify@-lnum ---From: seismo!cmcl2!floyd!ihnp4!alberta!stephen ========================================================================== /* Mystery Language */ (Author did not include name and I don't recognize it) MODULE Greetings; FROM Terminal IMPORT WriteString, WriteLn; VAR i: CARDINAL; BEGIN FOR i:=1 TO 15 DO WriteString("Merry Christmas"); WriteLn; END; (*for*) END Greetings. From: seismo!decvax!decwrl!amd70!dual!proper!opje ========================================================================== /* Newspeak */ (defproc merry-xmas () (values) (do ((i 1 (1+ i))) (print "Merry Christmas") (exit-do-if (= i 15)))) From: John Foderaro (on an h19-u) <ucbvax!ucbkim:jkf> ========================================================================== /* nroff */ .nr i 15+1 1 .de MC .if \\n-i \{ .tl ''Merry Christmas'' . MC \} .. .MC R. Drew Davis pyuxbb!drew ========================================================================== /* OOPC */ (an object-oriented preprocessor for C): main() { int i; for (i=0; i<15; i++) printf("Merry Christmas\n"); } If it looks a lot like C, that's because it is. The object-oriented features are only used when you're dealing with objects (you can use C wherever you want). Karl Freburger decvax!ittvax!freb ========================================================================== /* OPS5 */ ; A program to print Merry Christmas 15 times, in OPS5. ; OPS5 is a simple AI/expert systems language for writing ; production systems in. (literalize counter value) ; Analogous to a record declaration. ; The program: A single production. (p print-one-merry-christmas ; if (counter ^value {<c> > 0}) ; counter.value > 0 --> ; then (write (crlf) Merry Christmas) ; write("Merry christmas"); (modify 1 ^value (compute <c> - 1))) ; counter.value -:= 1; (make counter ^value 15) ; Create a counter with value=15 (watch 0) ; No tracing. (run) ; Go for it. ; Ben Hyde, Intermetrics Inc. ========================================================================== /* Pascal */ program yuletidings (output); const numberofwishes = 15; var i : integer; begin for i := 1 to numberofwishes do writeln('Merry Christmas'); end. Jim Davies {pur-ee parsec}!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!davies ========================================================================== /* PDP-11 assembler */ (under RT-11) .TITLE MERRY XMAS .IDENT /R M/ .NLIST BEX .DSABL GBL .ENABL LC .MACLL .PRINT, .EXIT MERRY:: MOV #15.,R4 ;set up the print count .PRINT #MSG1 ;print the message SOB R4,MERRY ;loop until finished .EXIT ;return to RT-11 MSG1: .ASCIZ /Merry Christmas !!!/ .EVEN .END MERRY From: seismo!utah-cs!pwa-b!miorelli ========================================================================== /* PDP-11 assembler */ (under UNIX) mov $15.,r4 1: mov $1,r0 sys write; 2f; 3f-2f bcs 1f sob r4,1b clr r0 1: sys exit .data 2: <Merry Christmas\n\0> 3: Jim McKie Mathematisch Centrum, Amsterdam ....mcvax!jim ========================================================================== /* PL/I version. ANS PL/I, subset G. */ merry: proc options(main); dcl i fixed binary; do i = 1 to 15; put skip edit('Merry Christmas') (a); end; end merry; -- chip elliott ...decvax!dartvax!chip ========================================================================== /* PL/1 */ START: PROC OPTIONS(MAIN); DCL I FIXED BINARY(15); /* LONG FORM; SAME AS DCL I; */ DO I = 1 TO 15; PUT EDIT ("Merry Christmas"); END; END START; julie seismo!philabs!jah ========================================================================== /* PL/1 */ yule: proc options(main); %numwish = '15'; do i = 1,numwish; put skip list('Merry Christmas'); end; end yule; Jim Davies {pur-ee parsec}!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!davies ========================================================================== /* Pr1me assembly */ SEG RLIT SUBR PRINT LINK PRINT ECB START DYNM COUNT PROC START LDA =15 STA COUNT START1 LDA COUNT BEQ DONE S1A STA COUNT CALL TNOU AP =C'Merry Christmas',S AP =15,SL JMP START1 DONE PRTN END Jeff Lee CSNet: Jeff @ GATech ARPA: Jeff.GATech @ CSNet-Relay uucp: ...!{sb1,allegra,ut-ngp}!gatech!jeff ...!duke!mcnc!msdc!gatech!jeff ========================================================================== /* Prolog */ hello(0) :- !. hello(N) :- M is N - 1, print("Merry Christmas"), hello(M), !. hello(15)! (I'm just learning prolog, so my apologies if the style is wrong.) Aloke Prabhakar prabhaka@BERKELEY ucbvax!prabhaka ========================================================================== /* Prolog */ wmc:- countmc(15). countmc(0). countmc(Count):- write('Merry Christmas'), nl, Ncnt is Count-1, countmc(Ncnt). --Peter Borgwardt, U. of Minnesota borgward.umn-cs@rand-relay ========================================================================== /* REVE */ (Equational-programming/term-rewriting system): (Has no I/O. This will look like merry_christmas(merry_christmas(...)) Also, to avoid having to specify 15 as the fifteenth successor of zero, we define addition and multiplication.) (x + 0) == x (x + s(y)) == (s(x) + y) (x * 0) == 0 (x * s(y)) == (x + (x * y)) mc(s(0)) == merry_christmas mc(s(s(x))) == merry_christmas(mc(s(x))) mc( (s(s(s(0))) * s(s(s(s(s(0)))))) ) These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* *roff */ Well, the most natural choice for Merry Christmas is of course: V/N/T/DIT/roff. This will print it on the standard output, It will give you an extra blank line, sorry about that. .fp 1 MC .pl 1 .nf .nr l 0 +1 .de mm .if \\n+l=15 .rm mm Merry Christmas .mm .. .mm The font MC is of course your local ``Merry Christmas font''; all the characters are built from christmas trees. If you don't want the extra newline you can use the error output: .de mm .if \\nk=14 .ab Merry Christmas .nr k +1 .tm Merry Christmas .mm .. .mm Of course, you loose the nice look of the MC font. There are of course about a dozen other ways to use troff for this. -- jaap akkerhuis (mcvax!jaap) ========================================================================== /* QC */ /* * This program is written in the language QC (quick & clean), a * descendant of QD (quick & dirty). Both languages were written by * Chris Grey for 370/ systems runing MTS (a user-friendly operating * system). */ proc main(): int I; extern printf; for I from 1 upto 15 do printf("Merry Christmas") od corp ---From: seismo!cmcl2!floyd!ihnp4!alberta!stephen ========================================================================== /* sed script */ echo 'Mery Chistma' | sed ' s/$..$$.$$....$$.$$.$$...$/\1\2\2\3\2\4\5\6\5/ h;G;G s/$/\ / s/.*/&&&&&/ ' From: seismo!decvax!ucbvax!reed!phillips ========================================================================== /* SETL */ (Doesn't use any of the interesting features of the language): definef main(); (1 <= forall i <= 15) print('Merry Christmas'); end main;. These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* XEROX sigma-7 assembler */ (running under CP-V) SYSTEM SIG7 SYSTEM BPM REF M:LO BUFR TEXT 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' START LI,4 15 M:WRITE M:LO,(BUF,BUFR),(SIZE,15) BDR,4 START+1 M:EXIT END START or, you can avoid loading the BPM macro's by doing your own FPT SYSTEM SIG7 REF M:LO BUFR TEXT 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' FPT GEN,8,24 X'11',M:LO GEN,4,28 3,X'10' DATA BUFR DATA 15 START LI,4 15 CAL1,1 FPT BDR,4 START CAL1,9 1 END START Bob McQueer druxt!mcq ========================================================================== /* Smalltalk-80 */ output <- WriteStream on: (String new: 10). 1 to 15 do: [ output nextPutAll: 'Merry Christmas'. output cr ]. output contents. Select this from the screen and hit 'printIt', and out comes the message. From: seismo!decvax!ittvax!freb ========================================================================== /* Smalltalk-80 */ merryChristmas: aStream "Prints 'Merry Christmas' on aStream 15 times." 15 timesRepeat: [aStream nextPutAll: 'Merry Christmas'; cr ] These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* Snobol-3 */ (Snobol-4?? What's that? We use Snobol-3 here.) * S.D.S. TSS SNOBOL-3 N = 1 LOOP LOUT = 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' N = .LT(N,15) N + 1 /S(LOOP)F(.EXIT) From: seismo!rochester!rocksvax!sunybcs!colonel ========================================================================== /* Snobol 4 */ * Snobol 4 version. Not very elegant! * i = 1 a: output = 'Merry Christmas' i = i + 1 le(i,15) :s(a) -- chip elliott ...decvax!dartvax!chip ========================================================================== /* SPEED editor */ To print Merry Christmas 15 times using the SPEED editor from Data General (SPEED is a TECO-like editor, $ will represent an escape character, ^D will represent a control-D): 15<iMerry Christmas $>$#t$#k$h^D Michael Meissner Data General Corporation ...{allegra, decvax!ittvax, rocky2}!datagen!mrm ========================================================================== /* SPL/3000 */ $Control Uslinit Begin Byte Array Msg (0:14) := "Merry Christmas"; Integer I; Intrinsic Print, Terminate; For I := 1 UNTIL 15 Do Print (Msg, -15, 0); << 15 bytes, no CCTL >> Terminate; End. From: seismo!harpo!ihnp4!clyde!akgua!emory!gatech!hope ========================================================================== /* Stage 2 */ #$#$0 (+-*/) END# $F0# # $# $10$F7# Merry Christmas$F15# $F8# ## 15 END ---Written and Contributed by Tom Almy, Tektronix, Inc. ========================================================================== /* Stoic */ 15 0 DO "Merry Christmas&15&" MSG LOOP ---Written and Contributed by Tom Almy, Tektronix, Inc. ========================================================================== /* TECO */ 15<^AMerry Christmas ^A>$$ (where '$' is an Escape, and ^A is a control-A) ---Written and Contributed by Tom Almy, Tektronix, Inc. ======================================= /* TECO */ (Text Editor COrrector) 15<^AMerry Christmas ^A>$$ note: ^A is a Control A $ is an escape character And a Happy New Year, Rob Spray Software Designer US Mail: Computer*Thought Corporation 1721 West Plano Parkway, Suite 125 Plano TX 75075 BellTel: 214-424-3511 ARPAnet: ROB.CT@RAND-RELAY uucp: ... decvax!cornell!ctvax!rob ========================================================================== /* TECO */ :IGMerry Christmas $ !* Put string in Q-register G ! 15<:GG>$$ !* 15 Times, print it out ! The dollar signs represent ESCapes. Merry Christmas! David Kaufman ...decvax!yale-comix!kaufman ========================================================================== /* TeX */ (Knuth's text formatting language, assuming presence of Plain.TeX macros): \def\mc#1{\ifnum #1>0 Merry Christmas\par {\count0=#1\advance\count0 by-1\mc\count0}\fi} \mc{15} These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* TRAC */ #(ds,Merry-Christmas,(#(eq,arg,0,,(#(PS,Merry Christmas( ))#(Merry-Christmas,#(su,arg,1))))))' #(ss,Merry-Christmas,arg)' #(Merry-Christmas,15)' Note: "TRAC" is a trademark of Rockford Research, Inc. ---Written and Contributed by Tom Almy, Tektronix, Inc. ========================================================================== /* TRAC */ #(ds,merry,(#(eq,count,0,,((Merry Christmas )#(cl,merry,#(su,count,1))))))' #(ss,merry,count)' #(cl,merry,15)' The TRAC language is a text- and macro-processing language reminiscent of LISP. The first command defines a function, the second marks "count" as a dummy argument, the third calls the function. The printing is done by the command interpreter. Andy Behrens decvax!dartvax!andyb ========================================================================== /* TROFF */ .de MC .nf .if \\$1>0 \{\ Merry Christmas .nr x \\$1 .nr x -1 .MC \\nx \} .. .MC 15 These languages courtesy of: Pavel Curtis, Cornell Mike Caplinger, Rice ========================================================================== /* TMS34020 */ Here is the TMS34020 (graphics coprocessor) source code for the Merry Christmas program. "Michael S. A. Robb" <michaelr@spider.co.uk> -- December, 1992 ; +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ ; | Subroutine used to display a Merry Christmas message. | ; +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ .data message: .byte "Merry Christmas",0 .text main: mmtm SP,A0,A1,A2,A3,A4 ; Save registers setf 8,0,0 ; Field size 0 = 8 bits movi message,A0 ; Message to be displayed movk 15,A1 ; Number of lines to display dsp_lp: move A0,A2 ; Copy start of message movk 15,A4 ; Length of message msg_lp: move *A2+,A3 ; Read byte callr put_byte ; Write byte dsjs A4,msg_lp ; Do the next character dsjs A1,dsp_lp ; Do the next line mmfm SP,A0,A1,A2,A3,A4 ; Restore registers rets ======================================================================== /* Turing */ ------ for : 1 .. 15 put "Merry Christmas" end for ------ Stephen Perelgut Computer Systems Research Group University of Toronto Usenet: {linus, ihnp4, allegra, decvax, floyd}!utcsrgv!perelgut ========================================================================== /* UL */ Here's one you probably wouldn't expect to get. It is Model204 User Language (UL is a query/programming language for the M204 database system that runs on IBM mainframes). BEGIN %A IF FIXED DP 0 1. FOR %A FROM 1 TO 15 PRINT 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' 2. END That's it! Mickey Levine decvax!cca!mickey ========================================================================== /* UNIX shell script */ echo "Merry Christmas" | sed -e 's/./Merry Christmas%/g' | tr % '\012' Ben Hyde Intermetrics Inc. ========================================================================== /* Unix shell script (Bourne) */ COUNT=0 while test $COUNT -lt 15 do echo "Merry Christmas." COUNT=`expr $COUNT + 1` done Ta! Dave Ihnat ihuxx!ignatz ========================================================================== /* VALGOL */ I didn't look closely, but I didn't see a submission in VALGOL. Here is an attempt, but I can't vouch for its correctness, since I don't know any valley girls. After all, I live in Washington, not California, and we're a little behind the times up here. Like, gag me with a Merry Christmas! No Way! Merry Christmas! Like, so totally Merry Christmas! Barf me out with a Merry Christmas! So gross! Merry Christmas! I realize this is only five times, not fifteen, but you can multiprocess in VALGOL. Just get three valley girls and execute the above on each one. From: seismo!cornell!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!witters ========================================================================== /* VAX MACRO */ (VMS flavour...snicker) ; text: .ascii "Merry Christmas" ; output text .byte 13,10 ; carriage control tlen = . - text ; text length tty: .ascid "TT:" ; logical name of current terminal chan: .blkw 1 ; storage for IO channel number .entry xmas,^M<r10> $ASSIGN_S devnam=tty,chan=chan ;get channel to terminal movl #1,r10 ;initialize loop loop: $QIOW_S chan=chan,func=#IO$_WRITELBLK,- ;dump the message P1=text,P2=#tlen aobleq #15,r10,loop ;15 times ret .end xmas From: seismo!decvax!microsof!ubc-vision!mprvaxa!tbray ========================================================================== /* Xerox Data Systems Metasymbol Assembler */ system sig9 system bpm csect 1 message text 'Merry Christmas' ref m:lo start equ,0 $ li,7 15 loop equ,0 $ m:write m:lo,(buf,message),(size,15) bdr,7 loop m:exit end start Jon Bertoni ========================================================================== /* XPL version. (Defined in book "A Compiler Generator".) */ dcl i fixed; do i = 1 to 15; output = 'Merry Christmas'; end; -- chip elliott ...decvax!dartvax!chip ========================================================================== -- Don Davis JHU/APL ...decvax!harpo!seismo!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded ...rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded Posting-number: Volume 3, Issue 80 Submitted-by: "Peter da Silva" <peter@sugar.UUCP> Archive-name: more-xmas [Introducing the major motion picture: THE CHRISTMAS THAT WOULDN'T DIE! Now showing at theaters near you!!! ;-) ++bsa] Ratfor (from the book, with the DEC F4P Fortran): do(i=1,15) type *, 'Merry Christmas' end Ratforth (AKA Fifth, a language I hacked up to make Forth less ugly): define christmas { do(15,0) { type(count("Merry Christmas")); CR; } } This produces, by the way: : christmas 15 0 do " Merry Christmas" count type CR ; AREXX: /* Say Merry Christmas 15 times */ do i=1 to 15 say 'Merry Christmas' end i == Bob (bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu) Seattle, Washington