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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!umn.edu!noc.msc.net!news.stolaf.edu!lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu!hakari
  3. From: hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist)
  4. Subject: Re: Funny headlines
  5. Message-ID: <1992Dec22.014207.3983@news.stolaf.edu>
  6. Sender: news@news.stolaf.edu
  7. Organization: ContraManiacs Anonymous
  8. References: <1992Dec11.093205.11341@meaddata.com> <Bz9MzK.9C6@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> <1992Dec15.170254.28286@burrhus.harvard.edu>
  9. Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:42:07 GMT
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  14.     A couple days ago, the local paper ran the story headlined...
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  17.         "Bush plans quail shoot for vacation"
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  20.     Spell quail however u wish   8-)
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  31. Andrea Hakari              | |     | |
  32. St. Olaf College           | |     | |
  33. Northfield, MN  55057      | |     | |/-| -----------------------------------
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  38.           _oo__    | | |   | |        ---  -@.-- ----&-- --- -- -- --
  39.                  /_||_ \__/  | |   | |      -@-      & -&-   &  -& -- &  --
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  44.                  | |  <|_b     Name that ^^^^^^^^^ tune...
  45. Feel free to use this          | |   | BP          
  46. in the ascii sigs         | |   | P       So far, one person's got it right!
  47. post.  I've got 2 more         | |   |o|        
  48. clarinet-type pics!         | |   |o|          
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