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  1. Newsgroups: ne.general
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!noc.near.net!news.bbn.com!ulowell!swlvx2!NMC.ED.RAY.COM!heiser
  3. From: heiser@TDWR.ED.RAY.COM (Bill Heiser)
  4. Subject: Re: flavors of MA cops: what the hell is the registry police?
  5. Message-ID: <1992Dec31.180515.21571@ferrari.nmc.ed.ray.com>
  6. Sender: news@ferrari.nmc.ed.ray.com (USENET News System)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: tdw901.ed.ray.com
  8. Organization: Raytheon Company, Equipment Division
  9. References: <1992Dec30.185427.10831@news.cs.brandeis.edu> <1992Dec30.195840.1@deep-13.gizmo.com> <1992Dec31.140730.17845@odi.com>
  10. Distribution: ne
  11. Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 18:05:15 GMT
  12. Lines: 24
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  14. In article <1992Dec31.140730.17845@odi.com> dudek@odi.com (Glen Dudek) writes:
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  17. EDITED version:
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  19. >Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
  20.        thinking to self:  "c'mon, hurry up and answer, I need a coffee!"
  21. >Me: "No, my speedometer is broken."
  22. >Cop: "Come on, you must have some idea how fast you were going."
  23.        thinking to self: "doesnt' this guy know ANYTHING?  Of course not!
  24.                           Nobody could Possibly know as much as ME!"
  25. >Me: "No, I really have no idea."
  26. >Cop: "Do you know it is illegal to listen to headphones while driving in MA?"
  27. >Me: (looking worried) "No, I didn't know that!"
  28. >Cop: "Is your radio broken too?"
  29. >Me: "Yup."
  30. >He gave me a warning.
  31.    "oh boy, an easy one, I can go get my coffee and donut fix now!"
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  33. :-)
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  35. -- 
  36. Bill Heiser   Work:  heiser@TDWR.ED.RAY.COM
  37.               Other: heiser@world.std.com
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