NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #31/NN_1992_31.iso/spool/fj/jokes/13837

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Path: sparky!uunet!stanford.edu!sun-barr!sh.wide!fgw!WARP!mtfuji!bonsai.cs.uiuc.edu!ichikawa
From: [e-mail] (Itaru Ichikawa)
Newsgroups: fj.jokes
Subject: Rescue 911
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Date: 21 Dec 92 21:01:42 GMT
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Organization: HCI Lab., Dept. Comp. Sci. UIUC, IL, USA.
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