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  1. Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!jvnc.net!newsserver.technet.sg!nuscc!matmcinn
  3. From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
  4. Subject: stupid black holes
  5. Message-ID: <1992Dec30.065309.17239@nuscc.nus.sg>
  6. Organization: National University of Singapore
  7. X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
  8. Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 06:53:09 GMT
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  12. I have discovered that,just as extreme concentrations of matter density
  13. can cause gravitational collapse and the formation of a black hole [from
  14. inside which no communication is possible], so also will an event horizon
  15. form around sufficient concentrations of stupidity. I now proceed to a
  16. mathematical proof.                                  
  17.  Let S be a tensor of type [1,1] representing the density of stu
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