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  1. Newsgroups: alt.quotations
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  3. From: drake+@cs.cmu.edu (Drake)
  4. Subject: Re: Money (was: Abstractions)
  5. Message-ID: <BzyDrD.D38.1@cs.cmu.edu>
  6. Sender: news@cs.cmu.edu (Usenet News System)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: seismo.soar.cs.cmu.edu
  8. Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
  9. References: <1992Dec23.202653.4817@dcc.uchile.cl> <Bzxzsw.H3v@csulb.edu> <1992Dec28.041040.3289@athena.mit.edu>
  10. Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 04:57:12 GMT
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  12.  
  13. >>>>    'Money doesn't buy you happiness.'
  14. >>>>    No, but it buys a parking space pretty close.
  15. >>>>
  16. >>>    'Money doesn't buy you happiness,
  17. >>>     Money *is* your happiness'
  18. >>>
  19. >>    'One thing about money, It doesn't make things worse.'
  20. >>
  21. >Or:  'Money doesn't buy happiness but it does buy a better grade of
  22. >      misery.' 
  23.  
  24. People who say "money doesn't buy happiness" just don't know where
  25. to shop.
  26.  
  27. Money can't buy happiness.  It buys things that make you happy.
  28.  
  29. (Old couple in run-down shack:)
  30. Man: Martha, maybe before we die, we can be rich someday.
  31. Woman: We've always been rich, dear; maybe someday we'll have money.
  32.  
  33. -- 
  34. Love and Laughter,             | NOTE: Private mail must go explicitly
  35. Xeper and Remanifest,          | to drake@seismo.soar.cs.cmu.edu
  36.                        DRAKE   | or it'll bounce back to you...
  37.