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  1. Xref: sparky alt.irc:4831 alt.irc.recovery:342 alt.irc.sleaze:3
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!wupost!micro-heart-of-gold.mit.edu!mintaka.lcs.mit.edu!ai-lab!life.ai.mit.edu!friedman
  3. From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
  4. Newsgroups: alt.irc,alt.irc.recovery,alt.irc.sleaze
  5. Subject: Pun alert II
  6. Date: 23 Dec 92 02:17:25
  7. Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
  8. Lines: 139
  9. Message-ID: <FRIEDMAN.92Dec23021725@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu>
  10. NNTP-Posting-Host: nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu
  11.  
  12. Once again, in fine tradition, I and several acquaintances proceeded to
  13. waste a perfectly good evening making puns on IRC.  This is what VR is
  14. all about!
  15.  
  16. Cast of thousands:
  17.  
  18.         Amazin:         Jennifer Grace <amazin@soc12.acpub.duke.edu>
  19.         ed:             Noah Friedman <friedman@prep.ai.mit.edu>
  20.         Lenore:         Lenore Ramm <lenore@cs.duke.edu>
  21.         poxaV:          Chris Williams <cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu>
  22.         seafarer: ?
  23.         usher: ?        
  24.         womble:         Sandy Wambold <wambold@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
  25.  
  26.  
  27. On channel #cantabrigia, December 16, 1992 at ~22:00 - 23:08 EST
  28.  
  29. [poxaV] i only have ONE MORE final, and it's in Abnormal Psychology, which is strangely fitting.
  30. [womble] Know thyself.
  31. [poxaV] Physician, know thyself.
  32. [seafarer] Dog, heel thyself.
  33. [poxaV] sorry, physician, heal thyself
  34. [ed] sexual pervert : know thyself.
  35. [poxaV] loaf of bread: heel thyself
  36. [poxaV] unicycle: wheel thyself
  37. [poxaV] knight: kneel thyself
  38. [Usher] Thief: Steal my self...
  39. [seafarer] melted DNA:  reanneal thyself.
  40. [poxaV] sword: anneal thyself
  41. [Amazin] orange: peel thyself
  42. [poxaV] masturbator: feel thyself
  43. [Amazin] tupperware: seal thyself
  44. [seafarer] fisherman:  reel thyself.
  45. [poxaV] used car salesman: deal thyself
  46. [poxaV] glass, fill thyself
  47. [Usher] Bait: creel thyself.
  48. [ed] cryptographer : conceal thyself.
  49. [seafarer] schooner:  keel thyself
  50. [poxaV] Kibo: sil thyself
  51. [Usher] Cardplayer: Deal thyself.
  52. [poxaV] bell: peal thyself
  53. [ed] lawyer : appeal thyself
  54. [Usher] Tightrope walker: Don't fall, thyself.
  55. [poxaV] cook: meal thyself
  56. [seafarer] fanatic:  zeal thyself
  57. [Lenore] fish: creel thyself
  58. [poxaV] ship: keel thyself
  59. [Amazin] duke unviversity: bill thyself
  60. [poxaV] blue: teal thyself
  61. [seafarer] bill of rights:  repeal thyself.
  62. [womble] painter, surreal thyself
  63. [poxaV] peasant: fealty thyself
  64. [poxaV] fish, gill thyself
  65. [seafarer] lard in the freezer:  congeal thyself.
  66. [poxaV] Christ, nail thyself   [ouch, both physical and religious]
  67. [poxaV] seafarer: no, no... blood, congeal thyself
  68. [seafarer] blood:  coagulate thyself.
  69. [poxaV] hypochrondriac: pill thyself
  70. [ed] glutton : fill thyself
  71. [Usher] Mathamatics: X+3^4=D^2 thyself.
  72. [Amazin] milk: spill thyself
  73. [Lenore] op: /kill thyself
  74. [poxaV] aquarian animal: seal thyself
  75. [poxaV] letter, seal thyself
  76. [Lenore] server: connect thyself
  77. [seafarer] computer nerd:  get a life that's real, thyself.
  78. [poxaV] integer, real() thyself
  79. [poxaV] rod, reel thyself
  80. [Usher] Librarian: File thyself.
  81. [poxaV] person with a spanish accent: keel thyself
  82. [poxaV] suicidal person with a spanish accent: keel thyself
  83. [poxaV] punners, log thyselves
  84. [poxaV] gyymnast, cartwheel thyself
  85. [poxaV] dandy: genteel thyself
  86. [poxaV] projectionist, newsreel thyself
  87. [poxaV] construction worker, steel thyself
  88. [poxaV] wheat, mill thyself
  89. [poxaV] wqindow, sill thyself
  90. [poxaV] artisan, skill thyself
  91. [womble] fabric, pill thyself
  92. [poxaV] exerciser, treadmill thyself
  93. [poxaV] traffic jam, standstill thyself
  94. [poxaV] garden, rototill thyself
  95. [womble] another one, fabric, twill thyself
  96. [Usher] German soldier: Schnell thyself?
  97. [Lenore] dishes: wash thyself :)
  98. [ed] automaton : operate thyself
  99. [poxaV] hole, backfill thyself
  100. [Usher] Shrimp: Krill thyself.
  101. [seafarer] physician, get very sick and die.
  102. [ed] olfactory bulb: smell thyself
  103. [poxaV] refrigerator, chill thyself
  104. [poxaV] hole, drill thyself
  105. [poxaV] lace blouse, frill thyself
  106. [poxaV] steak, grill thyself
  107. [womble] pickle, dill thyself
  108. [Amazin] hole, drill thyself
  109. [poxaV] trash, landfill thyself
  110. [Amazin] haha wonble
  111. [Usher] Light: Incandesce yourself.
  112. [seafarer] pig:  squeal thyself.
  113. [Usher] Screamer: Shrill yourself.
  114. [poxaV] porcupine, quill thyself
  115. [Usher] Singer: Trill thyself
  116. [poxaV] mountain, molehill thyselff
  117. [poxaV] too-tight-bra, spill thyself
  118. [womble] pointer, nil thyself
  119. [ed] airline industry : frill thyself
  120. [poxaV] log, sawmill thyself
  121. [poxaV] irishman, O'Neill thyself
  122. [poxaV] robber, conceal thyself
  123. [seafarer] mephistopheles:  beelzebub thyself.
  124. [poxaV] grains, cereal thyselves
  125. [Usher] Old radio shows: Serial thyself
  126. [poxaV] ghost, ethereal thyself
  127. [poxaV] canada, montreal thyself
  128. [poxaV] gargler, laryngeal thyself
  129. [poxaV] BDSM'er, ordeal thyself
  130. [poxaV] quilter, piecemeal thyself
  131. [poxaV] quaker, oatmeal thyself
  132. [poxaV] time, sidereal thyself
  133. [poxaV] cow, veal thyself
  134. [Usher] Pig: Squeal thyself
  135. [poxaV] AIDS, venereal thyself
  136. [Usher] Fantasy, real thyself
  137. [ed] Dr. Strangelove : wheel thyself
  138. [poxaV] Donal Trump, weal thyself
  139. [Usher] Alcohol: Destill thyself
  140. [seafarer] or wATer: distill thyself.
  141. [ed] botanist : arboreal thyself
  142. [poxaV] jam-filled donut, fulfill thyself
  143. [ed] apparition : corporeal thyself
  144. [womble] ball, circular thyself
  145. [Usher] Newspaper ads, circular thyself.
  146. [seafarer] christian: norman vincent peale thyself.
  147. [ed] osteologist : epiphyseal thyself
  148. [womble] hyponotist, compell thyself    
  149. [seafarer] womble, stop thyself.  :)
  150.  
  151.