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Xref: sparky alt.fan.mst3k:82 alt.tv.mst3k:3944 Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!udel!gvls1!tredysvr!cellar!revpk From: revpk@cellar.org (Brian 'Rev P-K' Siano) Newsgroups: alt.fan.mst3k,alt.tv.mst3k Subject: Delimited Ascii Episode Guide Message-ID: <6B89VB2w164w@cellar.org> Date: 23 Dec 92 21:10:28 GMT Sender: bbs@cellar.org (The Cellar BBS) Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system Lines: 1056 A Slightly Revised and User-Friendly MST Episode Guide The following is pretty much the same MST Episode Guide that was posted as part of an FAQ, with a few minor changes. I basically took the list as posted, and converted it into a Word Percet Secondary Merge File. Since this format allows the user to do such neat things as sort, merge into different forms for printing (including adhesive labels for labelling tapes), I figured I might as well spread it around in a generic ASCII form. I converted the file so that most users can simply use their Search and replace feature to replace the three brackets ]]] with whatever field delimiters are appropriate (such as {END FIELD} in Word Perfect). For Word Perfect users, I'd recommend the following three search and Replace procedures, in this order: 1. Replace all Hard Returns ([HRT], the Enter key) with Spaces. 2. Replace the string [[[END RECORD]]] with [END RECORD][HRT] (Shift-F9, E, and the Enter key). 2. Replace each ]]] with [END FIELD][HRT]. (F9, Enter key). (I should mention that I could have uploaded this in a form that was closer to how it originally appeared here. Problem is, you'd need to use some macro procedures to reconvert it to a merge format, and I don't know how many MSTies out there could do that.) The Field Names are as follows: 1. Show Number 2. Broadcast Date 3. Movie Title 4. Short films 5. Pre-show skit 6. Invention Exchange: Joel 7. Invention Exchange: Mad Scientists 8. Host Segment # 1 9. Host Segment # 2 10. Host Segment #3 11. Post-Movie Host Segment 12. Notable Details It might be a good idea if future Episode Lists used this form, to make conversion easier. And since Word Perfect fields can be of any length, perhaps the song lyrics can be included in future versions as a kind of database. NOTE: I didn't include the early KTMA shows, because information was scarce and I wasn't certain whether anyone could use it or not. I've also made small changes and additions to some of the show descriptions. Also, I've noticed a discrepancy between two of the first- season shows, where the winners of a contest announced on Show 110 (Name the Avocado Boy on "Robot Holocaust") are named on Show 104 ("Women of the Prehistoric Planet"). I've let this stand. EPISODE DATA BEGINS 101]]] ]]] The Crawling Eye]]] ]]] Larry not good in disguise]]] Electric bagpipe]]] Canine Pineal Gland Serum]]] Head games]]] Gypsy uncoiled]]] The Crawling Forrest Tucker]]] Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 102]]] ]]] The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy]]] Commando Cody part 1]]] Dr. F blew up mad convention center/improved security at Deep 13]]] Air-bag helmet for motorcyclists]]] Chalk-man]]] Servo will save us from the demon dogs]]] Enoch leader of demon dogs]]] Crow tries to be Enoch]]] Joel sends demon dogs to fetch]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 103]]] ]]] Mad Monster]]] Commando Cody part 2]]] How Mad Scientists went mad]]] Hell in a Handbag]]] Acetyline-powered lizard]]] Tom tries to pick up a blender]]] Stupid questions about werewolves]]] Joel switches Crow's and Tom's heads--Servo-Crowatians]]] Ontological discourse]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 104]]] ]]] Women of the Prehistoric Planet]]] ]]] Joel is a talk-show host]]] Toilet Paper in a Bottle]]] Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn]]] Joel--this is your life]]] Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device]]] (Asimovinator), Duplicate Isaac Asimovs]]] Avocado Boy names--winner of the brainstorm]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 105]]] ]]] The Corpse Vanishes]]] Commando Cody part 3]]] Dr. F gives Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set]]] Chiro-Gyro]]] Flame Flower]]] "Tiger-Bot" issue on Data]]] Game of tag]]] At the barbershop]]] Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip/Servo's head explodes]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 106]]] ]]] The Crawling Hand]]] ]]] Joel explains show]]] Safety Saw]]] Limb Lengthener]]] Let's play murder ball!]]] Shatner choking]]] What can a hand do?]]] Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 107]]] ]]] Robot Monster]]] Commando Cody parts 4 & 5]]] Joel explains show/Gypsy is injured]]] Cumber-bubble-bund]]] Self-inflating Whoopie Cushion]]] Can bumblebees fly and other conundra]]] Kill the hu-man!]]] Surrealism]]] The life and times of Ro-man]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 108]]] ]]] Slime People]]] Commando Cody part 6]]] Bulging Eyes]]] Screaming Cotton Candy]]] Bots vs. Commando Cody]]] Why was this film made?]]] Ship filled with fog]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 109]]] ]]] Project Moonbase]]] Commando Cody parts 7 & 8]]] Water Juggling]]] Insect-a-sketch]]] Servo plays Commando Cody]]] Ties of the future]]] SPACOM--1001 uses]]] Gravity Fun]]] ]]] The script for this film was written by Robert Heinlein.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 110]]] ]]] Robot Holocaust]]] Commando Cody part 9]]] Joel explains show/"Human"]]] Nitro-Burning Funny Pipe]]] Stocking Mask of the Future]]] We-zone]]] Sitcom simulator]]] Servo the fur-clad hero]]] Name the Plant Guy brainstorm]]] Film breaks during "Commander Cody" short. Overall, one of the better shows of the 1st season.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 111]]] ]]] Moon Zero Two]]] ]]] Joel explains show/eats vicariously through viewers/Larry's hair is lifeless]]] Teleporting Food]]] Mouth-to-Mouth Celebrity Toothpaste]]] Tribute to Neil Armstrong]]] Games of the future]]] Zero-G fight]]] Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 112]]] ]]] Untamed Youth]]] ]]] Never-Light Pipe]]] Tongue Puppets]]] Greg Brady--an American legacy]]] Inside Gypsy's brain]]] Gypsy is sick]]] Who's the goofy guy?]]] ]]] One of the minor players in the film is Eddie Cochran, who'd written "Summertime Blues" and "C'mon Everybody." Needless to say, he deserved better than this.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 113]]] ]]] Black Scorpion]]] ]]] Mad Scientists tried to make cold fusion walkman and failed]]] Man's Party Favor]]] <same>]]] Mangled Mexican]]] Strange things about humans]]] Ray Harryhausen]]] Letter of helpful criticism for Crow]]] Despite harryhausen's name above, this film was one of the last for Willis H. O'Brien, the man who did the stop-motion animation for King Kong.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 201]]] (September 22, 1990)]]] Rocketship XM]]] ]]] Changes on ship/new Servo voice/new assistant in Deep 13]]] BGC19 (Aliens Loader Drum Set)]]] <same>]]] The reporters of Rocketship XM]]] Selective gravity class]]] What are your dreams?]]] Song lyrics--space vixen, You wouldn't show a certain movie in a situation, would you?]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 202]]] (September 29, 1990)]]] The Sidehackers]]] ]]] Clean up the ship]]] Gretchen the Slinky]]] Personal Slinky Train]]] "Sidehackin'" song]]] Sidehacking jargon]]] The life of Rommel & visit by J.C.]]] "Love Pads the Film"]]] Cambot adds commentary during Sidehacking race. This was the first of two Ross Hagen biker epics.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 203]]] (October 6, 1990)]]] Jungle Goddess]]] Phantom Creeps part 1]]] Hide and seek with the elusive and inexplicable forces that control the universe]]] Radio Arm Saw]]] Doctor Sax]]] Bela's okay discoveries]]] Magic binoculars and scopes]]] Colonists arrive]]] "My White Goddess"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 204]]] (October 13, 1990)]]] Catalina Caper]]] ]]] God bless Twiki]]] Tickle Bazooka]]] Tank Tops]]] The sixties]]] "Creepy Girl,"]]] Gun Tupperware party]]] What the Sam Hill was going on?]]] Lots of great-looking girls in this film, but the topper isn't Servo's "Creepy Girl." It's the girl in the purple pants, dancing on a trash dumpster during Little Richard's number.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 205]]] (October 27, 1990)]]] Rocket Attack USA]]] Phantom Creeps part 2]]] Servo gets robot haircut]]] Button Candy Adding Machine]]] Water Foosball]]] The Cold War--Charlie McCarthy hearings]]] Civil defense quiz bowl]]] Visit from cosmonaut]]] Review of the plot/Isaac Asimov rabbit]]] This show contains the gag which best sums up MST for me-- the wailing of the 2001: A Space Odyssey during certain scenes.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 206]]] (November 3, 1990)]]] Ring of Terror]]] Phantom Creeps part 3]]] Fake movie sign]]] Pin-Bolus]]] Lifesize Operation Game]]] The old school]]] Vacuum autopsy]]] Name a good thing/bad thing for a RAM Chip]]] "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World"]]] "Phantom Creeps" appears *after* the movie.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 207]]] (November 17, 1990)]]] Wild Rebels]]] ]]] Gypsy's depressed: Crow and Servo take over ship functions]]] 3-D Pizza]]] Hobby Hog]]] 3-D Pizza]]] Famous motorcycle riders]]] "Wild Rebels Cereal," Gypsy and Joel together]]] Distract yourself from the pain/hat party]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 208]]] (November 24, 1990)]]] Lost Continent]]] ]]] Team rally]]] <none> (movie sign against his will)]]] Mobile Stationary Walker, etc.]]] Visit from Hugh Beaumont (of the Apocalypse)]]] "The Explorers"--A Quinn Martin production]]] Hey--look at that cool thing! (contest)]]] Padding--a film style]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 209]]] (December 8, 1990)]]] Hell Cats]]] ]]] Everyone's sick with a cold.]]] Sign Language Translator]]] <none>]]] Dear Diary (Tom Servo)]]] Dear Kitty (Crow)]]] Dear Sandy (Joel)]]] Dear Richard (Gypsy)]]] Tom Servo's "Dear Diary" segment is recycled from the first season's "Crawling Hand." This gives newcomers a chance to hear Josh Weinstein doing Servo, however briefly.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 210]]] (December 22, 1990)]]] King Dinosaur]]] X Marks The Spot]]] Joel reads poetry/Dr. F fixing elevator]]] The Incredibly Stinky Sweatsocks]]] The Pocket Scientist]]] Am I qualified? (Crow gets activized)]]] Joey the lemur]]] Emotional scientist]]] Yet another Lippert film]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 211]]] (December 29, 1990)]]] First Spaceship On Venus]]] ]]] Joel raises Servos' sarcastic sequencer]]] Junk Drawer Helper]]] <none> (looking for invention in junk drawer]]] Foam robot]]] Visit from a gorilla]]] Klack recipe ideas]]] Sarcastic Servo/Servo's head blows up]]] Dr. Forrester missnames movie as "First Spaceship *to* Venus"]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 212]]] (January 19, 1991)]]] Godzilla vs. Megalon]]] ]]] All these stories and more--not!]]] Household Halloween costumes]]] <same>]]] My monster is better than your monster!]]] Rex Dart--Eskimo Spy]]] Orville Redenbacher skit]]] "Jet Jaguar Fight"/new limbs/letter]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 213]]] (February 2, 1991)]]] Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster]]] ]]] The Velveteen Rabbit]]] Mind-Control Guitar]]] Squeeze Toy Guitar]]] "Godzilla Genealogy Bop," Joel has been in space too long (models made from household items)]]] Crow and Servo contact Mothra]]] Film fallacies and truths/Winners of "cool thing" contest]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 301]]] ]]] Cave Dwellers]]] ]]] Favorite new name]]] Smoking Jacket]]] Robotic Arm Wrestling]]] Opening "credits"]]] Fancy prop names (extraordinary names for ordinary objects)]]] Sound effects--foley]]] Continuity problems]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 302]]] ]]] Gamera]]] ]]] Warming up, "Commercial siiiign"]]] Portable Salad Bar]]] Bird Cage Vacuum Cleaner]]] "Tibby Oh Tibby," song by Servo]]] Why we hate Kenny]]] Visit by Gamera]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 303]]] ]]] Pod People]]] ]]] Robot on the run--a work in progress]]] New Guitar Chord]]] Public Domain Karaoke/"Ave Maria"]]] "Burning Rubber Tires,"]]] Music from some guys in space]]] You are magic, aren't you Trumpy? (great facial expressions)]]] "Clown in the Sky"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 304]]] ]]] Gamera vs. Barugon]]] ]]] User interface war]]] Audio-animitronic Pop Can]]] Disco Cumber-Bubble-Bund]]] 5,000 fighting men and monsters set]]] T.G.I. Tokyo]]] Hollywood stars in Gamera movies]]] Read more about it]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 305]]] ]]] Stranded in Space]]] ]]] Shooting gallery]]] "Bang" Uzi/knife/dynamite]]] "Bang" harpoons, nunchuks]]] TV Toddlers trading cards]]] What "Ward E" is to me]]] Kill Hooker!]]] Tom Servo--Executive Producer]]] An unsold TV pilot originally titled "The Stranger."]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 306]]] ]]] Time of the Apes]]] ]]] Tee ball, baseball]]] Cellulite Phone]]] Miracle Baby Wonder Growth Formula]]] Why Johnny doesn't care]]] The Scopes Monkey Trial]]] Crow T. Robot's Fashion Minute]]] "Sandy Frank Song"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 307]]] ]]] Daddy-O]]] Alphabet Antics]]] Hanging round the water cooler]]] Air Freshener Mobile]]] "Alien" Teething Nook]]] "Hike Your Pants Up Song,"]]] The drag race]]] Spit-takes/visit from Near-sighted Guy]]] Fruit slapping / button problem]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 308]]] ]]] Gamera vs. Gaos]]] ]]] Lucille Ball meets Harvey Feierstein]]] Kleenex Fax Phone]]] Self-Image Printers]]] How to make Gaos]]] Gameradammerung]]] The amazing Gaos (spinning Gameras)]]] Ways to snuff Gaos]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 309]]] ]]] The Amazing Colossal Man]]] ]]] Hiding from Joel]]] Non-Permanent Tattoos]]] Music-Reviewing Plant Guy]]] Sensitivity training]]] Joel is *HUGE!*]]] Arrival of the Amazing Colossal Man]]] Things the Colossal Man could have done]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 310]]] ]]] Fugitive Alien]]] ]]] Joel is a farmer/Gypsy is a cow]]] Musical Chair]]] Auto-Rhino-Laryngilogical Dropper]]] Hat party]]] Ship captain Joel]]] Screenplay model]]] Buttons on the suit/Jack Perkins gets genetically altered]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 311]]] ]]] It Conquered The World]]] Snow Thrills]]] Ventriloquism with Crow as the Woozle whose name is Peanut]]] Sony Seaman]]] Halloween Costume Nooses]]] Winter sports cavalcade]]] Coffee clash]]] Famous Hollywood siblings]]] Peter Graves' ending speech]]] Great performance by Servo during "Winter Sports Cavalcade" host segment.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 312]]] ]]] Gamera vs. Guiron]]] ]]] School lunches]]] Collapsible Garbage Can]]] Psychology Today Centerfolds]]] "Bouncy Gamera Song,"]]] World of amusement and child-like wonder]]] Richard Burton--one of the good dead ones]]] "Gamera marching song"/"Michael Feinstein's Gamera"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 313]]] ]]] Earth vs. The Spider]]] Speech: Using Your Voice]]] Inside the robot mind]]] CD-Player Blow Dryer]]] Cheese Phone]]] Earth vs. Soup]]] Visit from the custodian of the 7th galaxy]]] Creepy crawlers (sic transit)]]] Homework essays]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 314]]] ]]] Mighty Jack]]] ]]] Joel's dead--not!]]] "Ear" earmuffs]]] Formal Flipper]]] Mighty Jack dog food]]] Boy--is he smart!]]] Aquarium camerawork]]] "Slow the Plot Down"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 315]]] ]]] Teenage Caveman]]] Aquatic Wizards/Catching Trouble]]] BORED--poker game]]] Rainy Day Epicacs]]] Frank Threatens Dr. F]]] Catching the Great White Ross]]] Fight in Deep 13]]] Arguments against change]]] Post: We are the result of a a mad movie-watching experiment]]] "Catching Trouble" is followed up by the "Great White Ross" host segment-- since both are prime MST, they serve as a good ten-minute sampler to show your friends.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 316]]] ]]] Gamera vs. Zigra]]] ]]] Orbiting root-beer kegger]]] Crow-shish-ka-bob]]] Three Stooges Guns]]] Tour of Gamera]]] Gamera diaramas]]] Visit from Kenny and Helen]]] "The Many Tunes of Gamera"]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 317]]] ]]] Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent]]] The Home Economics Story]]] Uses for waffles]]] Waffle iron]]] Meat Re-animator]]] New uses for waffles]]] Waffles]]] If there were no waffles]]] "Waffles, We Love You"]]] This show could be considered the "feminist" MST, between the horrors of "Home Economics" and the chance to see the 1950's versions of kick-ass women warriors.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 318]]] ]]] Star Force: Fugitive Alien II]]] ]]] The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relation with man]]] Big Head]]] Big Noses (Super Schnoz)]]] Emergency 911: Tom Servo is dying]]] Captain Joe action figure]]] "Fugitive Alien Song Medley"]]] The ultimate bad guy]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 319]]] ]]] War of the Colossal Beast]]] Mr. B Natural]]] Create-your-own Mexican junk food]]] Between Meal Mortar]]] Breakfast Bazooka]]] Mr. B Natural--woman or man?]]] Who's that guy with the big head]]] James Ungateen--KTLA predicts]]] Bad movie/bread made from home perm]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 320]]] ]]] The Unearthly]]] Posture Pals, Appreciating Our Parents]]] 'Bots tape funny (dangerous!) home video]]] Celebrity Home Appliances]]] Hard Pills to Swallow]]] Appreciating Gypsy]]] The many faces of Tor Johnson]]] The Unearthly home game]]] Dead end kids' lingo]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 321]]] ]]] Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]] ]]] Christmas catalogues]]] Misfit Toys]]] Wish Squisher]]] "A Patrick Swayze X-mas,"]]] Christmas Specials]]] Christmas Essays]]] Joel and 'bots' stockings/Mad Scientists gifts]]] They don't get much better than this.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 322]]] ]]] Master Ninja I]]] ]]] American muscle cars]]] Pop-up classics]]] gourmet IV bags]]] The Van Patten project]]] Ninja Tom Servo]]] Nun-chuks--chuks brainstorm]]] Funk fusion TV-action band--"Master Ninja Theme Song"]]] Assembled from episodes of a failed TV series called "The Master." Look for Demi Moore in the first half.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 323]]] ]]] Castle of Fu Manchu]]] ]]] "Satellite of Love Marching Song"]]] Bots present new phone chip-- Joel forgot, tries to reuse "Big Head"]]] The Stinky Bomb]]] The Miss Saigon Syndrome (Crow)]]] Flying carpet/CB lingo]]] History of FuManChu]]] Mads try to heckle movie-- and FAIL!!!]]] This film nearly broke'em-- skits performed with much sobbing and weak bravery.]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 324]]] ]]] Master Ninja II]]] ]]] Improv Theatre]]] GerbilSphere II]]] Conveyor Belt Buffet]]] Dream 70's van]]] Col. Timothy Van Patten]]] Pets for fictional detectives]]] Lee Van Cleef Foam core doll/favorite movies]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 401]]] (June 6, 1992)]]] Space Travelers (Marooned)]]] ]]] The Great Crowdini]]] Dollaroid Camera]]] Facial Tissue (with faces)]]] American space race advancements]]] Astronaut and CB lingo]]] Problems we may have to face]]] Find the finder of lost loves]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 402]]] June 13, 1992]]] Giant Gila Monster]]] ]]] The thing with two heads/odd couple 1999/Dr. F's dead]]] Prop Old Sitcom/Movie Radio]]] Renaissance Festival Punching Bags]]] Stupid/soda jerk]]] Favorite funny drunk]]] Servo on cinema (the 'knee-up position)]]] Hee-la rock group]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 403]]] June 20, 1992]]] City Limits]]] ]]] Ping pong balls/Servo has Crow's eyes]]] Fun Friend from Steak]]] Tupperware Container to Lock in Pop Star Freshness, demonstrated by Morrisey]]] "Ode to Kim Cattrall"]]] New comic superheros (Fantastic 85)]]] Fantastic 85/185 continued]]] City Limits trivia game]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 404]]] June 27, 1992]]] Teenagers from Outer Space]]] ]]] NBC mystery movie electro-shock (*zap!*]]] Scratch-and-sniff Report Cards]]] Resusci Annie Ventriloquism]]] Reel to real]]] Snacks in waste recepticle]]] Skull ship / Skeleton visit]]] Duct tape fashions]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 405]]] July 4, 1992]]] Being from Another Planet]]] ]]] Twenty questions]]] Jack Palance Impersonator Kit]]] Tragic Moments Figurines]]] Appreciating Billy Mumy]]] Haunted boiler room]]] Joel's rainy day fun sketch and hex screen holo-clowns]]] TV's Frank Shopping Network]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 406]]] July 18, 1992]]] Attack of the Giant Leeches]]] Undersea Kingdom part 1]]] Holo-clown sequencer]]] SOL Insty Adolescent Kit]]] Leech Nicotine Patch]]] Dress to take over the world]]] Coffee and dreams]]] "Danger to Ourselves and Others"]]] Problems with film]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 407]]] July 25, 1992]]] The Killer Shrews]]] Junior Rodeo Daredevils]]] Present time]]] Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies]]] Revenge on people from the past (destroy the Earth)]]] Will Rogers thing]]] Killer Shrew board game]]] Killer Shrew drink]]] 'Bots are killer shrews/Frank had too much Killer Shrew drink]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 408]]] August 1, 1992]]] Hercules Unchained]]] ]]] Annual wash and wax day]]] Steve-o-meter]]] Decorator roaches]]] Gypsy's Olympiad set]]] Mythic foods]]] 'Bots try to get Joel to explain birds and bees]]] Why Hercules movies?]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 409]]] August 15, 1992]]] Indestructible Man]]] Undersea Kingdom part 2]]] Joel is crazy?/party in Deep 13]]] Cereal Novels]]] For men (but women like it, too)]]] Any excuse for a parade]]] What would you do if you were indestructible?]]] Lon Chaney eye thing]]] Affidavit to stop cop donut jokes/Mad Scientists get noise ticket]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 410]]] August 22, 1992]]] Hercules Against the Moon Men]]] ]]] Crow and Servo run away from home]]] Freak out]]] DEEP HURTING-- woven into tapestry of the movie!]]] Booby trap]]] 'Bots get implants/new tough-guy name]]] "Ode to Pants"]]] Changing actors]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 411]]] August 29, 1992]]] The Magic Sword]]] ]]] Joel is caricaturist]]] Big Gulperets]]] Bio-hazard Clean-up Pillow]]] Basil Rathbones (for dogs)]]] Life in the Middle Ages]]] "Ode on Estelle"]]] Curses on TV - Frank feels ill]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 412]]] September 12, 1992]]] Hercules and the Captive Women]]] ]]] Gypsy wants to be in experiment]]] The Womb Maid]]] (Frank) Lawn Baby]]] Good-natured brawling]]] History of Hercules]]] Hercules action figure]]] Hercules laid to rest/Frank mowed by Lawn Baby]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 413]]] September 19, 1992]]] Manhunt in Space]]] General Hospital]]] Servo is color blind]]] Paper recycled clothes]]] Bean Bag Pants]]] Soap opera]]] "Space" modifier]]] Winky visits/calls from home]]] Crow is guitar, Servo is amp/Mads can't get up]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 414]]] September 26, 1992]]] Tormented]]] ]]] Crow, Servo and Gypsy in ventilation shaft]]] Aunt C/Katherine Wheel]]] Drinking Jacket]]] Joel's fallen from shaft]]] Pop singers to drop from a lighthouse]]] 'Bots are bodiless]]] Happy thoughts and good things]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 415]]] November 25, 1992]]] The Beatniks]]] General Hospital]]] Paper-rock-sissors-game]]] Pocket Pool]]] Good-Luck Troll Costumes]]] Are you a Beatnik?]]] Tony Travis fixation]]] Servo becomes star]]] Is "dickweed" a swear word?/Crow "kills" Servo with rubber knife/Mads' can't hit button]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 416]]] November 26, 1992]]] Fire Maidens from Outer Space]]] ]]] Timmy the anti-Crow hurts Cambot]]] Nike Air Cheelata (Cheese Sneakers)]]] Big Checks]]] Double-entendres]]] Levers to control *everything*]]] Joel and Timmy battle-- "Get away from him, you BITCH!"]]] Make sense of movie]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 417]]] November 28, 1992]]] Crash of the Moons]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] Dr. Forrester receives a Banner-gram]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 418]]] December 5, 1992]]] Attack of the Eye Creatures]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 419]]] December 12, 1992]]] Rebel Set]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 420]]] December , 1992]]] The Human Duplicators]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 421]]] ]]] Monster a Go-Go]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 422]]] ]]] The Day the Earth Froze]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 423]]] ]]] Manos - the Hand of Fate]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] 424]]] ]]] Bride of the Monster]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]] [[[END RECORD]]] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brian "Rev. P-K" Siano revpk@cellar.org Servo: "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard." Joel: "Why is my life messed up? Page 74." Servo: "When will this movie end? Page 155." Crow: "How much money can we get out of Tom Cruise? Page 85." "Mystery Science Theater 3000," during a volcano scene in "Hercules and the Moon Men."