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  1. Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!cis.ohio-state.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!rpi!usc!news.service.uci.edu!ttinews!bsmart!bsmart
  3. From: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
  4. Subject: Re: I'm sorry.
  5. Message-ID: <1992Dec22.033815.27692@ttinews.tti.com>
  6. Sender: usenet@ttinews.tti.com (Usenet Admin)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: bsmart.tti.com
  8. Reply-To: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
  9. Organization: Citicorp+TTI
  10. References: <1992Dec17.005845.128@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> <1992Dec16.145652.17871@pellns.alleg.edu> <1992Dec16.182125.23479@pellns.alleg.edu> <1992Dec16.225407.18112@news.columbia.edu>
  11. Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 03:38:15 GMT
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  13.  
  14. Why worry what the little bozoes would do with firearms?  They'd
  15. probably just end up creating extra nostrils for themselves--why assume
  16. they'd be any more competent as sharpshooters than they are as essayists?
  17.  
  18. Perhaps as a humanitarian gesture, we should send them a "This End Up"
  19. picture, though?  You know, the kind somebody should have given Dannoe
  20. before handing him a flamethrower?
  21.  
  22. ---------
  23.  
  24. A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God would do if God knew the
  25. facts of the case.
  26.  
  27. Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use
  28. bsmart@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to
  29. 72027.3210@compuserve.com.  Ain't UNIX grand?
  30.