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  1. Xref: sparky alt.config:8226 rec.humor.d:2865
  2. Newsgroups: alt.config,rec.humor.d
  3. Path: sparky!uunet!mnemosyne.cs.du.edu!nyx!jfurr
  4. From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
  5. Subject: Re: alt.fan.cows
  6. Message-ID: <1993Jan1.201805.23546@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
  7. X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
  8.     of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
  9.     control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
  10. Keywords: hi tim
  11. Sender: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account)
  12. Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
  13. References: <1992Dec31.120610.29983@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1992Dec31.155101.1604@midway.uchicago.edu>
  14. Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 20:18:05 GMT
  15. Lines: 72
  16.  
  17. In article <1992Dec31.155101.1604@midway.uchicago.edu> elle@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
  18. >In article <1992Dec31.120610.29983@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu 
  19. > (Joel Furr) writes:
  20. >>I propose alt.fan.cows. 
  21. >
  22. >Do we have an alt.fan.joel-furr.not-again.not-again.not-again, or has it
  23. >been done already?
  24. >
  25. >Joel, you're going to earn this year's Jari Junikka award.  Get a life.
  26. >
  27. >>This group would be home to Cow Conspiracy talk, cow jokes, postings of
  28. >>Cow Art (the Net Cows done in ASCII), etc. etc. etc.
  29.  
  30. Behold some cows.
  31.  
  32.  
  33.      o          o               o              o             o       o
  34. o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
  35.     o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
  36.           O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
  37. o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
  38.          (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  39.   /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
  40.  / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  41. *  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
  42.    ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  43.    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
  44.  
  45.                                         ___
  46.                                       _/...\  *==\        ________________
  47.       __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
  48.      /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
  49.     / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
  50.    *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
  51.       |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
  52.                                     || --+_+- ||
  53. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
  54.                                    |  |_     |  |_
  55.           /\                       |____|    |____|
  56.          / O\                         Santa Cows
  57.         / ,  \
  58.        /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
  59.        -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
  60.        /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
  61.       /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
  62.      / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
  63.      -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  64.      /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
  65.     /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
  66.    /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  67.   /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  68.   ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
  69.           ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
  70.           ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  71.   Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
  72.                                  ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  73.                                       Christmas Cowols
  74.  
  75.                                O
  76.                                    O  O  O
  77.                                             O                    *
  78.            Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
  79.                         _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
  80.                        /______________________________\       /|o|||\
  81.      ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
  82.       ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
  83.          ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
  84.    /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  85.   / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
  86.  *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
  87. oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  88.  
  89.