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- From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Rictus Hep digresses, part XIII
- Message-ID: <1992Nov24.043225.613036@zeus.calpoly.edu>
- Date: 24 Nov 92 04:32:25 GMT
- Organization: Manumission: The Campus Men's Forum
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- Yes, there's nothing sadder in May than a town without a mascot and
- that's doubly true in the Spring and this town had just about as little
- mascot as they come. But in the midst of this desolation, and as
- joy-ridden as a concession speech sat the Constapig, drunk and naked in
- the town whore which was just about as good. For the King was coming,
- and a Constapig in a poke needs no Chamber of Commerce. That was a
- joke.
-