Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada
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ok, this is JPFRAIS attempt at bizarrity. go.
Trees hold up the sky. If we cut down all the trees on earth, the sky will fall and smother us all like a thick warm blanket falling on a sleeping puppy and
smothering the very life out of it. Not that I don't care for animals or am a
psychic weirdo or twisted being, but it's just a good analogy. If the sky were
to fall because of the fore-mentioned reason, it would droop like a falling
blanket with the areas of the world where trees were cut down first falling
first. The large masses of air caught between the falling sky and the ground
would be pushed very quickly toward the areas where the sky is not falling as
quickly. These tremendous gusts of wind would cause gigantic tidal waves
like the world has never seen. Another catastrophic aftermath of the
tremendously strong gusts of wind would be blow-down of all of the remaining
trees in the world. This, ofcourse, would cause the rest of the sky to drop
extremely quickly. When the sky hits the ground, there would be a tremendous
thump, much like that heard when a polarized macrodrop of previously prepared
solution falls into another previously prepared solution, as heard through
a lab audio amplifying piece of machinery. Please note that it is important
to always wear safety glasses, if you are not a prescribed optical wearer, as
an accident in the lab does not add to the classroom experience. It is very
likely that pieces of sky could get lodged between small crevaces in the
terrain, resulting in possibly devestating results. Over the course of
hundreds of years, these small (or maybe even large if such a terrifying
thought can even be comprehended within the human mind) piece of sky could
gradually work their way deeper into the earth. Many psychological
researchers believe that the human mind is centred on positive thought.
Man, as a thinking inhabitant of this earth, likes to focus his (or her,
for that matter) thoughts on positive influences in his (or hers, for that
matter) environment. This is a product of childhood experiences or
the attitude and responses of a child's role-model while growing
and maturing as a human being. Trapped pieces of earth caught within
the earth's rock layers, would eventually warm, resulting in catastrophic
