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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!stanford.edu!unix!clipper!kontos
  2. From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Father Guido Sarducci reflects on the Catechism
  5. Keywords: Computerized Confessional?
  6. Message-ID: <1992Nov19.081715.5581@clipper.ingr.com>
  7. Date: 19 Nov 92 08:17:15 GMT
  8. Distribution: na
  9. Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA
  10. Lines: 15
  11.  
  12. Father Guido suggested that in the future, confessions would be
  13. given to a computer, that in turn, would determine your act of
  14. contrition...
  15.  
  16. I told my wife that it would be a great idea.
  17. She told me it was in extremely poor taste...
  18.  
  19. I started to write it immediately....Eliza, babe, move over...
  20.  
  21. I'll feed in a few talk.bizarre posts when it is done, just to
  22. spot the catechism catch-phrases...
  23.  
  24.                                                 I won't post until
  25.                                                 it's finished...
  26.                                                 The "PIOUS" Lobster
  27.