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  2. From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
  5. Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:34:31 GMT
  6. Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
  7. Lines: 15
  8. Message-ID: <1ebdvnINNscl@chnews.intel.com>
  9. References: <1992Oct31.013114.3626@tc.cornell.edu> <9211151004.AA11757@clts1.comlab.ox.ac.uk> <1992Nov16.155809.18274@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
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  11.  
  12. In article <1992Nov16.155809.18274@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
  13. >good thing im attatched, or id probably have an ulcer resulting from stressing
  14. >about the best way to ask her out.
  15.  
  16. In your case, it would have to involve articulating an oozing
  17. tentacle near enough to a wave to indicate "hi!", gurgling
  18. sweet flirtations up to her from the cess at the bottom of
  19. the gun-metal-gray metal wastebasket, and averting--or at
  20. least leveraging--flatulence.
  21.  
  22. Piece o' cake.
  23.  
  24.                 --Blair
  25.                   "As your spin doctor,
  26.                    I recommend surgery."
  27.